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All this Madden talk brought back memories. Remember Phil thought it was called Madden 12 because it was the 12th game in the series? Good times.
 
I don't understand why Phil buys sports games. He clearly has no interest in sports and neither does most of his fanbase. Nobody is going to watch a scrub play these games on Twitch and he refuses to even dabble in the most popular mode (MUT). Phils whole variety gamer schtick is so retarded I just can't comprehend it.
 
whereicantfollow said:
I don't understand why Phil buys sports games. He clearly has no interest in sports and neither does most of his fanbase. Nobody is going to watch a scrub play these games on Twitch and he refuses to even dabble in the most popular mode (MUT). Phils whole variety gamer schtick is so exceptional I just can't comprehend it.
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its to fit into his MACHO MAN personality he likes to display to his viewers, belching, how he used to snort, BOTTLE CRUNCH he's trying to fit into a triangle when he's a square
 
whereicantfollow said:
I don't understand why Phil buys sports games. He clearly has no interest in sports and neither does most of his fanbase. Nobody is going to watch a scrub play these games on Twitch and he refuses to even dabble in the most popular mode (MUT). Phils whole variety gamer schtick is so exceptional I just can't comprehend it.
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I don't get it either. I get he's a "variety streamer" but sports games like that tend to fall outside the standard "gamer" demographic he's trying to parasitize. If I had a favorite streamer, even they couldn't get me to care about Madden. Phil's audience seems to skew more weeb. The weeb-Madden cross section doesn't seem especially large.
 
whereicantfollow said:
I don't understand why Phil buys sports games. He clearly has no interest in sports and neither does most of his fanbase. Nobody is going to watch a scrub play these games on Twitch and he refuses to even dabble in the most popular mode (MUT). Phils whole variety gamer schtick is so exceptional I just can't comprehend it.
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Well he might not actually buy them... Madden was donated (for the second year in a row).
I think particularly after MLB, Phil is looking at them as potential low-effort 'chill' streams. I think he will decide that Madden is too high maintenance for this purpose, so it might not make the cut, but this was on the heels of flirting with retiring MLB from the late streams, so I don't think it's a coincidence he is auditioning a different game with a similar sim mode. He can basically do nothing for a two-hour segment and instigate the chat to draw out tips. MLB, for what it cost in money and effort, provided a pretty decent income.

We're making the mistake here of assuming that Phil cares about quality. The only thing he cares about is the lowest possible effort for the most possible money, and from Phil's perspective, sports games may have potential.

Radical Goodspeed said:
Phil's audience seems to skew more weeb.
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You take that back! Phil is not a weeb! He would never cater to weebs! He is a non-pervy married heterosexual man who doesn't engage in Japanese xenophobic elitism!
You're definitely right though, but Phil won't admit this and repeatedly shits on weebs. I think this is because his long JRPG playthroughs often dwindle in audience and tips, and he notices that the weebs are there consistently, but that they aren't very lucrative. Therefore, they're garbage to him and will be sidelined while be pretends to Chad it up.
 
Dr.Chill said:
Whoa wtf why? I'm late to the party but who is this bitch I need to know
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alinity?
alenity?
alinety?
fuck if i know the name of a twitch thot
she spat vodka in her cat's mouth and threw it across the room
twitch banned people for talking about it
did nothing about her
so i can safely assume twitch is fine with animal abuse
mixer should totally advertise themselves as a place where they don't tolerate animal abuse
what's twitch gonna do?
 
Madden will never make it as a 'chill stream.' He has to work so hard dood. First he has to pick a play, then if it's a pass he has to choose a receiver. At any time the AI can screw him over by deciding to cause a fumble or interception, which is not a random chance based on the skill of the opposing team or his play selections but the game directly saying "Fuck you Phil, you deserve to lose even though you did nothing wrong and made all the correct decisions. Your fans paid sixty dollars for this game but I, the omniscient AI which reads your inputs and always picks the play that will beat your play, don't care and don't want you to have fun. Now listen to this music to cause your Youtube videos to get copyright claims because you're too stupid to turn off the stadium volume."
 
I have a friend that I've been getting into the more niche Japanese Nintendo games like Xenoblade. Today we were talking about how amazing the last half of the year is going to be, we have Fire Emblem, Astral Chain, The Legend of Zelda, Luigis Mansion, Dragon Quest XI, Pokémon, Dameon X Machina, Then Animal Crossing early next year.

I'm a Nintendo fan boy so it's possible all these are awful and I just am blinded, but I was listening to a Phil video and he said this after some pointed out that he hates Nintendo:

"I honestly wish there were more first party Nintendo games... If you take a look at this year's lineup, I mean, what's coming out this year, Mario and Sonic at the Olympics? You know, outside of that what else is there on the Switch that's like a first party, big priority Nintendo title? "

Phil LOVES video games, that list I posted is stupid, no one cares about those, at least not a real gamer that loves Nintendo
 
At least Phil isn't screwed over by the expansive dry year of game releases, after all he has the Genesis mini that a generous fan pre ordered him! That should be good for a steam or two. And he could keep fucking about in his village in Minecraft, never getting any closer to finishing the game or finding anything new he hasn't done in the past 80 hours of exciting gameplay. Sure can't wait for another few months of "PAY TO NAME THE HOUSE".
 
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Here's why I love this Tweet:

1. "EVO is this weekend??? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."
2. Proves that DSP 1,000% relies on what twitter trends as his singular source of news.
3. There is not a single dick DSP isn't willing to ride, in attempting to make himself relevant again.
 
Noob-Noob said:
Here's why I love this Tweet:
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I love that he shits on EVO and anyone in his chat that asks about it, and then opens this tweet with "I'll say it", like nobody else has, that DSP's sage EVO champion opinion matters and we were waiting for him to speak... are you in or are you out on this, Phil?

I also like this reply:
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It's so telling that Phil believes when you are good at something or successful, you are ENTITLED to act like an asshole to other people. This is why the successful 11 year legacy is so important - it's what makes it okay for Phil to talk down to everyone and insult people.

Just keep in mind that you still aren't allowed to be an asshole to him if you're more successful than him. Then you're just picking on the little guy.
 
Surly Muppet said:
It's so telling that Phil believes when you are good at something or successful, you are ENTITLED to act like an asshole to other people
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Wait, so you're saying the root cause for Phil's rotten behavior boils down to the fact that he got 4th place at EVO back in 2005?

We're just a bunch of fools. Of course he's entitled to behave like an asshole on the regular! It all makes sense now.
 
Not all that related but watch at the end when this coolie bitch melts down and says several times "I need that money I really do", sounds like she needs some paypigs in her life.
 
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