Containment What If?

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Lying involves intentional deceit. If Chris honestly believes his delusional take on things, not much would change in that extent on his part. Otherwise, it may be very stress inducing to Chris that he couldn't lie like he does "some of the time".

I wonder what Chris would be like as a narrator of Vsauce videos...
 
Zombietrout said:
Once he found out what year it was he would ask what color sanics arms are.
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I imagine that they'll tell him Sonic was never a thing and he'll think he landed on a distant planet until he comes upon a large statue of Sonic half sunken in the sand. He sinks to his knees, wailing "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
 
Altissimo said:
I imagine that they'll tell him Sonic was never a thing and he'll think he landed on a distant planet until he comes upon a large statue of Sonic half sunken in the sand. He sinks to his knees, wailing "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
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"Get your Filthy Blue Hands off me, you Damn Dirty TROLL!"

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris couldn't lie for the rest of his life?
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It's not as if he has a problem with honesty.
 
What if Chris woke up tomorrow no longer autistic and with a complete understanding of where he is in life?
 
Zombietrout said:
What if Chris woke up tomorrow no longer autistic and with a complete understanding of where he is in life?
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I have though something like this, What if you could take away all his real problems for a Day, just one single day how would he react? would he could he go back to what it was.
 
Ravenor said:
I have though something like this, What if you could take away all his real problems for a Day, just one single day how would he react? would he could he go back to what it was.
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He absolutely would in an instant. He is so lazy as to be completely incorrigible. He would not put any effort into changing himself whatsoever, because he always takes the path of least resistance, even if it is the most harmful.
 
IncinerateChicken said:
He absolutely would in an instant. He is so lazy as to be completely incorrigible. He would not put any effort into changing himself whatsoever, because he always takes the path of least resistance, even if it is the most harmful.
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Though it can be argued that his laziness is also a real problem.
 
The mutated sperm that would emerge from the sperg orgy Pixyteri would incite would birth the God of all Lolcows, making Chris appear to be as normal as a Ned Flanders in comparison.
 
Ho Mo for Women said:
What if Jace, Pixyteri, Nick Bate, and Vade all moved into 14 Branchland Court with Chris and Barb?
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...and if they are locked-in and have to kill each other to get out Saw and Danganronpa-style, who would die first? Keep in mind Barb would win the game for being a shut-in on her own volition.
 
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