💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Nice shot of the apps he has installed. Of course jack would have a fucking planet fitness app.
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Slightly Off Topic, but why is everyone and their Grandma acting like this is the first time Burger King ever had Tacos? Did they all forget this has been done multiple times in the past?

It's sucked every fucking time. People block it out of their minds because of how terrible it was last time.

That and the site is full of zoomers barely out of diapers.

Nice shot of the apps he has installed. Of course jack would have a fucking planet fitness app.

Lol he has an iPhone. Confirmed for teh ghey.
 
A few people have suggested that Null do a Cooking with Jack bingo like the Kay ones. I don’t watch Jack but love the bingo idea and what kiwis who have been watching him could come up with! Does he repeatedly say or do things that could be bingo card worthy?
A Cooking with Jack bingo would be great. Jack is hands down a worse cook than Kay and has other annoying tendencies/greater supporting cast

at least Kay's son likes her cooking
Jack Jr gags when he eats Jacks food and Tammy doesn't even give a shit about the taste of the food as long as whatever goes down her throat calms down her hunger she's happy
 
Well he did go that one time at least since he recorded a Jack on the Go episode right after. Defeating the entire purpose.

Since he does reviews on mediocre restaurants, he should also review Planet Fatness' free pizza/bagel days. Imagine the amount of free pizza he'll be swallowing, tongue-out style.

"I know it's going to be beautiful...[opens pizza box] oh boy! It's gorgeous! GLROOOMPF"
 
Of course Jack would be very upset when *free* food that he is not paying for would run out in an hour and a half... Especially since he wasn't even at the event in the first place.
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What is his thought process? Just be happy that it was free in the first place. Christ.
 
jack is such a fucking asshole. i ask him a genuine question regarding one of his hypocritical videos and he responds like a fucking passive aggressive lump of fat and doesn’t even lend credence to the multiple points i’d made
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