💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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After watching the video of the guy tasting jacks sauces I checked to see if he had anything else jack related. Low and behold the guy either has nerves of steel or a brain of jello. He actually made and ate the party blob.
 

Here's another tech time gem. He gets a smart camera to keep a watch on his house for burger wars even though Jack Jr and a "friend" will be there even though he totally trusts them.

It seems to work fine (definitely not HD) until he says that he switched it off on the app and it's still apparently tracking so he gets paranoid and says he's going to destroy it.

Return it at least.
 
Gladatha said:
He's treating it as a titillating piece of information. You have to watch to find out.
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Given he's a massive thin skinned faggot, my guess is he's not saying anything about the hospitalization because it was him. Again. And it was probably something like a heart episode or something concerning, but minor since he went back to horking down entire burgers, batches of fries, and shakes for his festival of gluttony.

Makes him look bad, especially since he's a pathetic tard who is clinging to keto as a magic "eat lard lose weight" diet longer than his other "diets".
 

He's using $800 cookware because he read (presumably on Facebook) that teflon is poison that leeches into your food when you use non-stick pans.
He seems to think MultiClad (a Cuisinart brand) is some designation that is better than All Clad and is falling for the marketing that the more layers of steel in the bottom of a pan means it's better. Says it's the best cookware set, immediately after unboxing, before ever using it. Shill. Good thing he never cooks off camera, stainless steel sticks really well if you don't know what you're doing.
Not sure if he's getting this free or not, he says he called them up and wanted to "bring your cookware onto the show" which kinda insinuates he got it free. Then says he might keep it permanently after a year.

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Brand new $800 cookware, first dish Jack makes in it? Frozen chicken thighs with salt, pepper, garlic and powdered chili peppers.
I have no fucking idea why it looks like that, those are the only ingredients he said he added. He mentioned "mushroom flavor" at the end so I guess he added some cream of mushroom.
Doesn't show clean up, doesn't show if the chicken stuck. He coulda cooked this in a foil lined ceramic bowl for all we know.
God damn that's a lot of food for 3 people. I counted about 12 chicken thighs.

Bonus footage. Enjoy Jack's dead arm dragging across the box:
 
i guarantee you jack jr has been busted for bringing his GF...or should i say fiance over for sex

hence the camera
 
Best quote of the video "I'm switching to get away from the non-stick poisons that cook into your food"

It was the pans fault that he was poisoning his family! Had nothing to do with him being an incompetent food warmer.

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Another fun fact, Jack still looks forward as if there's a camera in front of him even though his camera is zoomed in on his hands....
 
"Let me show you how great these pans are!"

Shows only brief cuts of the pans mid-cooking.

Jack crowds the fucking pan AGAIN. No need to space the meats evenly for the wendigo!

Jack says there's no difference between frozen and thawed chicken. Fellow Kiwis, if you think like this,you WILL get salmonella.

Also note how he doesn't show the chicken that he Tammy cut into...because that shit has to be raw.
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Teflon only leeches in your food if you scratch the pan all to hell right? I guess it makes sense why jack would be worried about that
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At that point I wouldn't call it leaching but rather just eating flecks of Teflon. Which literally isn't even dangerous. You can eat Teflon and be fine. The only reason this Teflon scare is a thing is because some chemicals which are no longer used in it's production were fucking up some people who worked in a Teflon factory. There is no conclusive evidence that Teflon poses any threat to the average consumer. Yeah, if you burn that shit it gives off fumes, just like any other polymer. So don't forget your empty pan on the stove, and you'll be fine. Bad Facebook-tier science bullshit really pisses me off, but simple Jack falls for it hook line & sinker every time.
 
Captain Ahab said:
I just find it hilarious that a multiple stroke survivor who gorges himself on fast food every single day is worried about Teflon being bad for him.
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It's because he wants the easy/lazy route to health. He'll do anything besides exercise and eat healthy. Even when he cuts down on carbs, he tries to do the keto diet because it lets him eat as much bacon and sour cream as he wants.
 
JackDavis said:
It's because he wants the easy/lazy route to health. He'll do anything besides exercise and eat healthy. Even when he cuts down on carbs, he tries to do the keto diet because it lets him eat as much bacon and sour cream as he wants.
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He thinks "Keto: instant recovery". And somehow he's fatter than before.

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Remember this?


I was watching it again the other day. It's disgusting, but it also shows how stupid Jack is.
 
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FemalePresident said:
He thinks "Keto: instant recovery". And somehow he's fatter than before.
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I'm surprised he didn't do the keto diet back when he mentioned trying to lose weight in his videos. His version of the keto diet is just stuffing his face like he always did, but occasionally using sugar substitute or ordering your burger without the bun (which he didn't do on Burger Wars). He would have loved it, and it probably would have knocked both arms out or killed him.
 
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