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When will Jack drop dead?

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The thing is that Charles doesn't need Jack in the slightest. His videos with his wife were fun and informative. He could do so much, but Jack brings his videos to a screeching halt with his "Food Wars".

For fucks sake, just fish, Charles.
 
The thing is that Charles doesn't need Jack in the slightest. His videos with his wife were fun and informative. He could do so much, but Jack brings his videos to a screeching halt with his "Food Wars".

For fucks sake, just fish, Charles.
Charles is probably boomer level with his tech use I bet. I get the vibe that the big reason he turned to Jack was Jack lied to him about his reach, but he does know how to do things like record and upload videos. If he knew how the net worked, he would not be using Fat Jack and his rapidly shrinking audience as a source.

Also ain't no one wanna fucking watch the same shitty southern asian buffets that can't cook shit Jack. Those places are the same every single time; ya been to one of those awful places, you've been to them all. The only variations are usually if the chef gives a shit or if the food isn't kept properly, which adds to either being slightly better than normal or the Kanto/Guangdong Cramps.
 
I can sign on the theory that Charles is probably not the most technologically-inclined. Jack probably sold him a dream that he could help him film and produce his videos, with the help of Jack's audience, Charles's channel would be "made" so to speak. But what happens when the channel takes off or tanks?

I think Charlie will eventually bow out of the channel when he sees that ultimately it isn't going down the path he had hoped it would.

Feels bad man cause I think Charles is a pretty intelligent dude with a niche audience that would appreciate what he has to offer. Too bad Jack turns everything he touches with his gimp arm to shit.
 
The thing is that Charles doesn't need Jack in the slightest.
Jack is just dragging Chucky out to eat food instead.
I get the vibe that the big reason he turned to Jack was Jack lied to him about his reach, but he does know how to do things like record and upload videos.

Precisely. For Charles, it’s an excellent opportunity to parlay his passion for fishing and preparing seafood into something a bit more enjoyable and interactive; for Jack, it’s an opportunity to continue satiating his ego and further justify his hoggishness.

Gianna, who appeared on Cooking with Jack six months ago, is Charles’ daughter. Charles and Gianna, who seem like likeable people, are nothing more than a way for Jack to sponge viewers and take credit for any modicum of success the two might have. Jack’s language proves this: Jack’s assisting Gianna launch a YouTube channel. In the video, he then asks “Are we doing Gianna’s Kitchen?” before stating that it will be her show and that she’s a professional baker. He almost always refers to Fish Hook as his new channel, rarely mentioning that it’s in partnership with his friend, Charles.
 
Precisely. For Charles, it’s an excellent opportunity to parlay his passion for fishing and preparing seafood into something a bit more enjoyable and interactive; for Jack, it’s an opportunity to continue satiating his ego and further justify his hoggishness.

Gianna, who appeared on Cooking with Jack six months ago, is Charles’ daughter. Charles and Gianna, who seem like likeable people, are nothing more than a way for Jack to sponge viewers and take credit for any modicum of success the two might have. Jack’s language proves this: Jack’s assisting Gianna launch a YouTube channel. In the video, he then asks “Are we doing Gianna’s Kitchen?” before stating that it will be her show and that she’s a professional baker. He almost always refers to Fish Hook as his new channel, rarely mentioning that it’s in partnership with his friend, Charles.
Too bad Gianna's videos rarely got above 1k views and she stopped uploading 4 months ago, because her shit is actually good, even if the videos themselves aren't all that flashy and polished. Shows how much success Jack will bring.

Didn't know she was Charles' daughter.
 
Precisely. For Charles, it’s an excellent opportunity to parlay his passion for fishing and preparing seafood into something a bit more enjoyable and interactive; for Jack, it’s an opportunity to continue satiating his ego and further justify his hoggishness.

Jack is like a creativity sponge. He takes people like Gianna and Charles, who have both personality and insight, and then nullifies anything they bring to the table with his overbearing brand of slobbish bullshit.
 
yeah the best thing charles could do for his channel at this point is to stop collaborating with jack and make fish hook a true fishing channel

like others have mentioned, he's a likeable and intelligent guy when it comes to fishing and if he was to actually upload strictly fishing related content i'm pretty sure he'd begin to gather a sizeable audience. but when most of your videos are food reviews you're really not going to garner much interest considering how many other similar channels there are out there.

charles had this great idea of starting a channel focusing on something he knows a lot about and he fucked up by bringing jack into the fold because the only thing jack cares about is how he can find a way to eat more
 
yeah the best thing charles could do for his channel at this point is to stop collaborating with jack and make fish hook a true fishing channel

like others have mentioned, he's a likeable and intelligent guy when it comes to fishing and if he was to actually upload strictly fishing related content i'm pretty sure he'd begin to gather a sizeable audience. but when most of your videos are food reviews you're really not going to garner much interest considering how many other similar channels there are out there.

charles had this great idea of starting a channel focusing on something he knows a lot about and he fucked up by bringing jack into the fold because the only thing jack cares about is how he can find a way to eat more
I am blaming Jack more on this one because he's a disgusting control freak who sees these people as assets. Fish Hook was supposed to be a Charles show where Jack produces it, but nope. He didn't want to leave well enough alone and is now oozing in to show off all the 2 star chinese and japanese buffets in TN. Did the same to his daughter, but didn't like the view count so her stuff is dead.

It's kind of like how he tried to groom Jack Jr. to succeed him too a while back in some of his videos, but that probably stopped when Jr. showed a lack of interest.

Jack is legitimately hinging his life on a failing youtube channel because of that one time he was in the papers. He's a fraud who is trying to capture a limelight that isn't there. Also he's a faggot that wants to bang charles and going to sushi bars is the only way to play date with him.
 
yeah the best thing charles could do for his channel at this point is to stop collaborating with jack and make fish hook a true fishing channel

like others have mentioned, he's a likeable and intelligent guy when it comes to fishing and if he was to actually upload strictly fishing related content i'm pretty sure he'd begin to gather a sizeable audience. but when most of your videos are food reviews you're really not going to garner much interest considering how many other similar channels there are out there.

When your videos have fucking Jackoff in them, you're already shitting all over your product. I honestly don't see why the fuck anyone would make food videos with this repulsive, disgusting, low class stroked-out idiot.
 
yeah i don't understand why charles holds jack in such a high regard

obviously he knows jack knows nothing about fishing. i'm assuming the only reason he partnered up with him on fish hook is because he knew jack had been doing youtube for years so he figured he could help him grow his channel. i wonder if maybe charles's original idea was just to do the channel himself and have jack help him behind the scenes with editing and stuff like that? but then jack somehow convinced charles to do food reviews and basically invited himself onto the channel
 
Jack forcing Charles to eat at every shitty sushi spot in Hendersonville, TN must be penance for Charles' one really good seafood restaurant review. There's no other explanation other than Jack got jealous and coerced Charles into this.
 

In which Jack talks about Instagram vs. Snapchat, fucking up a cold brew coffee by microwaving it afterwords, and how he "Netflix and Chills" with Tammy 🤮.

Jack also says he announced a winner for the griddle, and can't seem to contact them via YouTube. Oh darn. Maybe don't have sweepstakes for only your subscribers if you can't follow up with them?

Jack's shit review for the Greek chain restaurant is spawning another video, so we have that to look forward to...also Jack said the owner has a few weeks to implement the changes he suggested, which totally doesn't come off as being an asshole in the slightest.

It appears that no one entered live chat, because Jack didn't answer or address any viewers. It was just Jack talking about all his channels for 30 minutes...and comments are enabled so get in while you can.
 

What is char-cuttery?


Jack’s ineptitude continues to reach new heights as he neglects to include the box score in the video’s description despite it being mentioned in the chyron.

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"the reason why i don't like instagram...uhh..you can't copy anybody's picture, you have to take a screenshot"

so basically because he can't steal people's pics to use as thumbnails for his videos. and he sounds fucking nauseating with that phlegmy cough

EDIT: another gem. "i always think of Mediterranean as more indian." sometimes it's really hard to believe just how stupid jack is
 
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