🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I'm still wheezing over this. It'll stop being funny, I'll forget about it, then I'll remember it again and go back to laughing. This wasn't what I expected, but I'm not disappointed in the least. :story:
 
Chichan said:
Shit I almost choked on my water this is killing me.😂😂😂🤣

Colonel J is a pedo apologist so his opinion doesn't count.
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Is he still under the gunts fleshskirt?
On godwinsons recent video, we find our faithfull catladies.

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This has to be the real KOP just because of how wrong he uses the term nectar.

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Also new godwinson video.

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Also a patebin from https://twitter.com/AtWitsE2.
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ODE TO JIM TRANSCRIPT Transcribed by AtWitsEnd Ralph: … really fucked - Pastebin.com

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Holy. Fucking. Shit. Mixing alcohol with benzos?! That could literally kill you in an instant. I've been prescribed alprazolam (Xanax's generic name) before, and one pill was like drinking 5 fucking beers. You do not mix that shit with alcohol, was the first thing I was told, and God do I believe that.
 
UnKillFill said:
Ralph is live, and comparing himself to Charlie Sheen.
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inb4 Ralph admits he has AIDS.
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I had to leave partway through but I'm back now and I just wanted to say... this particular stream started 14 pages ago.
 
Top Skink said:
dick needs people to play off of and ralph going braindead wasted is going to kill it. I pray he'll make a change because of it, but seems doubtful
also gator's in the call too
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A furious Dick rant about how "I'll drink myself to oblivion but my show is my job and I show up right for that unlike your lazy ass," is the only way I see this next show being better. My prediction is that the depression will set in soon & that's when Ralph pulls up or goes into a nosedive.
 
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If Dick comes on, he better deal the killing blow. If this drags on too much longer it'll become another boring cow conclusion where they just sort of stay in paypiggy e-begging limbo with nothing interesting going on. I need some fucking tonka tier closure.
 
Sargon is currently en route to 1000 pages, how long before the Ralph catches up? It's quite the achievement he's already at 700+ pages considering he hasn't done anything as spectacular like completely destroying a political party (granted he might have played a hand in destroying a streaming platform for what it's worth), but still, the man is quite the formidable cow.
 
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