❄️ Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

[Whatthefuck]

Look, sis, I'm honestly not trying to be mean here, but I don't think you're sick. I think you're in a state of arrested development. Whatever you may think, in this day and age, not the Victorian Era, a 26 year old man has no business chatting up a 16 year old girl. You were never allowed to further your education, broaden your horizons, so now you're stuck at 16. Further, there is something seriously wrong with your parents for allowing it. He'd be six feet under if he'd come sniffing around me. Your husband is either totally immature and emotionally stunted or a pedo. Pick your poison. There is no 26 year old man that woos a 16 year old girl unless he's got something pathological simmering under the surface. Your parents are equally messed up. Going so far as to take him on a family holiday? That's not normal or even close to normal, sis.

So, I see that you likely come by your mental issues honestly, but that's not an excuse to abuse the medical system. They're stretched thin enough as it is with actual patients with actual diagnoses. You are wasting time and resources that could be used on actual sick people and that's unacceptable. Find another fixation. If you're so unhappy with hubby, find another online flame. Do something, anything else, but be a munchie. They are the worst kinds of people.

 

[Cheeseman]

is that therapist really okay with you being a pedos childbride or have you conveniently failed to mention that to them especially since he traveled overseas to fuck you and such?

 

[Christine Milneaux]

You are not a doll or a decoration and you have already lived past 25. Use these "extra years" as a gift! Make something! Be something! Experience the world!

You are quite a powerful speaker, sir. It's a wonder you don't go into parliament. I'll draft a more serious and comprehensive reply later; I'm out shopping. But I do want to impress upon you that although I'm a delicate waif, I'm not that way because of my husband. I was fragile well before age 16, and I was unbelievably lucky to find someone who, as other posters have noted, is willing to be the provider, is forgiving and tolerant, and expects nothing in return but for me to look cute and charming and youthful as I succumb to lupus. If he thinks he's more intelligent and capable than myself, it's probably because that's a verifiable fact. There is a symbiosis to our relationship. I want to be cared for, and thank GODS someone out there wants a woman to care for.

 

[Burn Book]

Does no one else go through the transtemporal phase as a teen and young adult? I wanted to believe in transtemporaility, but it simply wasn't me. As someone else observed, my particular writing style is... I don't want to say affected, but similar to letter-writing, a unique but charming turn of phrase takes effort to cultivate and maintain. Obviously, if transtemporality were a thing, my natural affect would be Victorian and it wouldn't slip when I'm upset. I admit in recent years I have not done nearly as much reading as I should in order to keep my linguistic garden well-kept. I need to work on that so that I can still sound poised when I'm emotional.

Nope, girl, you legit sound like a 50 year old housewife from the South, and the name Christine only strenghtens this impression.

 

[I hate children?]

Sounds like your therapist is about as real as your lupus.

And if you and your husband are laughing, remember- no one would blame a person for putting a bullet through your husband's skull.

I am seconding the therapist being a figment of her imagination. If the therapist is real they are having a good laugh at this idiot and getting paid for it .

 

[Christine Milneaux]

It is ASTONISHING how many therapists, teachers, police, and doctors will drop the subject and leave you alone if both parties and the girl's parents swear consent. Seriously, "... but the age of consent is 16 and my parents approved of the marriage." is all I've ever needed to say. Of the 4 or 5 psychologists I've seen, NONE of them pushed the subject once I said my parents approved, not even the one I was seeing from ages 14-18

 

[ADHD]

You were never allowed to further your education

She did go to college with no plans to do anything with her education.

She's a slightly more educated, lazier Becky, since Becky at least does chores and provides a taxi service for her breadwinner.

 

[Unog]

It is ASTONISHING how many therapists, teachers, police, and doctors will drop the subject and leave you alone if both parties and the girl's parents swear consent. Seriously, "... but the age of consent is 16 and my parents approved of the marriage." is all I've ever needed to say. Of the 4 or 5 psychologists I've seen, NONE of them pushed the subject once I said my parents approved, not even the one I was seeing from ages 14-18

They probably didn't push it further because they wanted to get the fuck away from you when you told them that.

 

[billaboing]

New SLE classification criteria reset disease definition

A weighted-point system lets new SLE criteria classify patients solely by immunology and nephritis or by new criteria like unexplained fever.

www.mdedge.com

I hope this helps to reassure you that you are not even close to meeting the criteria for SLE. Obviously I'm not YOUR doctor but from what I've read of yours so far there is really no evidence you would get any points at all on this scale. A significant minority of the asymptomatic population would have a weakly positive ANA if we tested everyone, which is why we look at lots of factors, including how strongly positive the ANA is and the patient's other symptoms. Lupus does not present with achy pains and a bit of skin redness - it has very specific signs and symptoms and the new classification I've linked you to sets these out really clearly (things like malar rash, pericarditis and psychosis - pretty hard to mistake for anything else or to be written off as nothing).

I can tell this is something that really scares you, which is why I'm reaching out and trying to explain the reasons you don't have this diagnosis. The most helpful thing you could do at this point is go and see an independent rheumatologist for a second opinion, and then try to put the whole thing out of your head. It might be worth looking into some therapy specifically related to somatisation disorder and health anxiety (I know there's an element of attention seeking that you have admitted to, but I think with the lupus in particular you seem to be genuinely very anxious). This might be a helpful resource too:

r/HealthAnxiety - Think Before You Post: why reassurance seeking might be feeding your health anxiety.

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Trust your doctors - we're not all bad. And if you can't do that, trust the fact they would diagnose you with SLE if they could because they would make megabux from it.

 

[sunshine]

I was unbelievably lucky to find someone who ... expects nothing in return but for me to look cute and charming and youthful as I succumb to lupus.

Ok, but what happens when you (continue to) age not even like a normal human who takes care of herself, but like one who revels in having shit health? Does he find “sickly” middle-aged women to be charming and cute?

You aren’t holding up your end of the deal: succumbing to lupus before any of that boner-killing physical maturity happens.

 

[Cheeseman]

of course your husband wont get rid of you, he looks like a fucking gnome, youre all he could get. he managed to wrangle a dumpy re.tarded girl to mash his broken dick, he wont let go.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm more interested to see what happens in the next years as she gets older and her non existent lupus doesn't kill her. Suddenly in 10 years she will wake up alone, her husband bailed to find someone younger (since that is his concern) and she has no life skills or money. May she live a long healthy life.

 

[thejackal]

It is ASTONISHING how many therapists, teachers, police, and doctors will drop the subject and leave you alone if both parties and the girl's parents swear consent. Seriously, "... but the age of consent is 16 and my parents approved of the marriage." is all I've ever needed to say. Of the 4 or 5 psychologists I've seen, NONE of them pushed the subject once I said my parents approved, not even the one I was seeing from ages 14-18

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of course your husband wont get rid of you, he looks like a fucking gnome, youre all he could get. he managed to wrangle a dumpy re.tarded girl to mash his broken dick, he wont let go.

holy fuck the incels are going to rage when they read this manlet was getting 15 year old pussy. that or start a Q and A session.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Sorry I'm just a bit confused by your comment, Myer Briggs is shit but INTJ is the worst? Is it bullshit or is it real?

It's not that the personality type itself is bad--there are plenty of INTJs who have actively cultivated empathy and good interpersonal skills, and aren't utter spergs. But in online groups devoted to discussing specific types, INTJs (the least common type) tend to be the most active and prolific posters, take this shit with far more seriousness than it warrants, and, worst of all, use their personality type and its description as an excuse to keep engaging in some of the most unappealing behaviors ascribed to their type. And, as a group, they not only reinforce each others' identities as INTJs, but also the worst qualities of the type.

The fedora-wearing euphoric atheist who thinks that if he just keeps hammering away at other people with pure logic, they'll come to their senses? That's the kind of INTJ who populates online groups. The dude who finds other people's emotional needs tedious, and doesn't even bother to try being sympathetic? Same. This guy, and what he says about his relationship with his wife? Perfect example.

[Source: Am an INTJ, try not to be an asshole, and noped the fuck out of online groups for INTJs because holy fuck.]

 

[Christine Milneaux]

New SLE classification criteria reset disease definition

A weighted-point system lets new SLE criteria classify patients solely by immunology and nephritis or by new criteria like unexplained fever.

www.mdedge.com

I hope this helps to reassure you that you are not even close to meeting the criteria for SLE. Obviously I'm not YOUR doctor but from what I've read of yours so far there is really no evidence you would get any points at all on this scale. A significant minority of the asymptomatic population would have a weakly positive ANA if we tested everyone, which is why we look at lots of factors, including how strongly positive the ANA is and the patient's other symptoms. Lupus does not present with achy pains and a bit of skin redness - it has very specific signs and symptoms and the new classification I've linked you to sets these out really clearly (things like malar rash, pericarditis and psychosis - pretty hard to mistake for anything else or to be written off as nothing).

I can tell this is something that really scares you, which is why I'm reaching out and trying to explain the reasons you don't have this diagnosis. The most helpful thing you could do at this point is go and see an independent rheumatologist for a second opinion, and then try to put the whole thing out of your head. It might be worth looking into some therapy specifically related to somatisation disorder and health anxiety (I know there's an element of attention seeking that you have admitted to, but I think with the lupus in particular you seem to be genuinely very anxious). This might be a helpful resource too:

r/HealthAnxiety - Think Before You Post: why reassurance seeking might be feeding your health anxiety.

200 votes and 44 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Trust your doctors - we're not all bad. And if you can't do that, trust the fact they would diagnose you with SLE if they could because they would make megabux from it.

Thank you for your post. I've looked at those criteria before, actually. I know it seems somehow hypocritical given my Victorian affect, but the reason that I want it to be lupus is actually so that I can be in control of how I die. With plaquenil and prednisone, I think something like 80% of people live past 10 years, which is close, medically, to saying they'll live to old age. I know if it were lupus, I'd die if it were untreated, die of kidney failure which I hear is excruciating and not something that mmj is strong enough to alleviate during the end. But I KNOW that. Lupus is a condition we know how to treat. But idiopathic fever and joint pain has a prognosis of whothefuckknows percent after ??? years, and I can't deal with that. People's joints don't start hurting and their bodies don't turn up the thermostat permanently unless something is making it do so. And whatever it is is completely unchecked, possibly dormant. Until it isn't. I could wake up blind and deaf tomorrow. I probably won't. But one of those tomorrows, I probably will wake up with irreversible damage. The reason that I really do not think this is anxiety is that when my anxiety manifests physically, it's always been GI issues. Nausea, vomiting, etc. Joint pain and fever seem incredibly unlike my anxiety in the past.

 

[big ol' idiot]

It is ASTONISHING how many therapists, teachers, police, and doctors will drop the subject and leave you alone if both parties and the girl's parents swear consent. Seriously, "... but the age of consent is 16 and my parents approved of the marriage." is all I've ever needed to say. Of the 4 or 5 psychologists I've seen, NONE of them pushed the subject once I said my parents approved, not even the one I was seeing from ages 14-18

I come from a family with pretty big age differences (10+), but all of these relationships have been founded far above 18 years with the parental sides always being very skeptical. I genuinely think that if they were not something was seriously wrong with my family. A healthy 26 year old man does not find himself attracted (nor acts) to a 16 year old, while not childish, a 16 year old is still a child. Your 'kink' with littleplay proves that something seriously fucked up is going on here, to me its pretend pedophilia.

If you want to believe you are dying, go ahead. But remember that by believing it you are wasting some of the finest years of your life always shrouded by thoughts of death instead of living it to the fullest

 

[Cheeseman]

so that I can be in control of how I die

or you know, suicide?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Thank you for your post. I've looked at those criteria before, actually. I know it seems somehow hypocritical given my Victorian affect, but the reason that I want it to be lupus is actually so that I can be in control of how I die.

Nobody can totally control how they die. You could have undiagnosed hypertrophic cardiomyopathy (most cases are undiagnosed) and randomly go in to cardiac arrest one day. It happens.

What you can do is receive treatment for your anxiety and start living your life instead of stressing out about a disease that you very likely do not have.

 

[MistressCaridad]

I just got out of therapy. She thinks I'm doing really well. I actually told her about kiwifarms, thinking she was going to tell me I had delusions of grandeur that I could be a chronic illness influencer like Jaquie was, but what she said was that my willingness to interact with potentially antagonistic people, and laughing with my husband about your critique of us as opposed to being upset, is a sign of growth. She said that if I do gain any notoriety that's great, but if I don't it's still an opportunity to grow as a person and get a new social group.

I really like this one. I've been seeing her for about 8 months now.

A therapist who only validates everything you say and doesn’t help you grow in any of your weaker areas is an asskisser, not a therapist. Although, given your rather narcissistic and pretentious outlook on life, I can see why you’d prefer an asskisser.

EDIT: also, your thesaurus abuse doesn’t make you seem elegant and charming, it just makes you seem like you’re a tryhard.

 

[THOTto]

Not even the fun kind of munchie who makes herself sick? I feel cheated. If you really wanted to be ill you’d cut off a limb like those transdisabled people, or smear shit in your iv to get an infection. This reads as more bpd attention seeking then anything, especially with the proana side. Lol at failing to convince doctors of an illness, even druggies can fake their way into getting diagnosed for a steady stream of meds.

Have fun not being mad at this thread and keep telling us how unbothered you are by it. Totally makes you stand out from every other person who has a thread. Great move. I can’t wait for the creepy porn account her husband has to eventually come to light.