Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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Water-T said:
She's gotten them primed to store EVS' semen.
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From the fact that she has yet to get a princ(ess) put in her belly, I'd say her husband either:

A) Doesn't want to touch her
B) Doesn't have time to touch her, making money of his own to support them while she does nothing -- so she turns to grabbing at EVS's dickmeat.
 
SinglePlayerCarl said:
From the fact that she has yet to get a princ(ess) put in her belly, I'd say her husband either:

A) Doesn't want to touch her
B) Doesn't have time to touch her, making money of his own to support them while she does nothing -- so she turns to grabbing at EVS's dickmeat.
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C) Is a soy-filled cuck
 
SinglePlayerCarl said:
I mean, that still qualifies as A.

just depends on how he rationalizes it.
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Any man who willingly subjects himself to marriage and all the responsibility/legal jeapordy that requires and does not demand children in exchange is by definition a cuck. I am sorry. If you dont want kids dont marry. If you do marry then it's because you want kids and you need that extra layer of commitment. If you dont then marriage is not for you. It's not for her. It's for the children. Its always been for the children.
 
Dear lord she has some daddy issues! Did her parents not love her enough or just throw out cash to make her problems disappear? Also, Yellow Flash said in last nights stream that she was pretty much handed a scholarship i stead of earning it. Is there any truth to that? And what does her husband by marraige do? It's pretty obvious she doesn't love or care for him considering how she looks and presents herself otherwise she'd be somewhat decent or less offensive.
 
Ren can't even catch a break from her own peeps.

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EDIT: I'm a big dumb with bad reading comprehension and missed (THE GOOD ONE) written right there in the name.
 
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Is Yellow Flash Japanese? Or is it because he's not Japanese that he's still not done getting out that oil from the orca?
 
Water-T said:
Publishing one? I thought she was just asked to be one of 4 people on Yet Another NPC Anthology Comic. Is RenFatAss talking out of her spacious anus, or is she referring to something else?
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Yes, this would be her upselling her actual effort on Dead Beats.

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https://twitter.com/RenfamousX/status/1115607671686590465
https://archive.fo/hzFFJ


She's also trying to go the route of wearing the Anathema of her monetization of her worldview, and i believe it's killing her inside knowing that to keep up the charade, she'll have to buy it all.

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https://twitter.com/RenfamousX/status/1118639388538429440
https://archive.fo/V5Fm5

Why frame the picture of the shirt this way, Lauren? Afraid to do a wideshot from the front so we can't see all of that blubber?

Archeopthryx said:
Is Yellow Flash Japanese? Or is it because he's not Japanese that he's still not done getting out that oil from the orca?
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No idea, but he's just doing so well.

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https://twitter.com/ThatUmbrella/status/1118668343031009281
https://archive.fo/vYFwW


Heh. Put that on a shirt and wear it, Lauren.

The Little Umbrella Girls (fetus included) would love to receive your shekels, even if it's buried in layers of Whale Oil -- they're capitalists.
 

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ProtecSpeedwagon said:

Now the Orca is mega-chimping out about the art. In addition stating she is contacting the police. In addition to levy accusations towards TUG that he is a danger to her, her family, and his own family.

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She is off her god damned rocker. And also thats so pretty hefty shit to be slinging.
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THAR SHE BLOWS!

Don't be so mad, Lauren.

Just take a page from Ronald and just :)smile :) through :) the :) pain.
 
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
What level is the orca on right now, Carl?
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I'm willing to say this might be a level beyond regular Upset Aggregation.

She's gone Stage Karen.

Look at how you can feel her nostrils flaring, and hear her huffing for breath in that corset. She wants to speak to a manager so badly and make them stop making money off her outrage.

-inhales-

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It's nice. Real nice.
 
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To say her claims are bloated would be complimenting them.
 
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