🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Reworked an old classic for y'all:

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Crispeacock said:
Did anyone comment that all of russels songs have different addresses
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If you mean home addresses, that's because Russ never stays in one place long. He can't afford to rent a place by himself, so he either finds someone in need of a roommate to split the rent, or he rents a bedroom from someone. He rarely stays anywhere for more than a couple of months because he's such a shitty, entitled, narcissistic ass wipe (and in at least on occasion a pervy creep) and gets kicked out.
 
Found this post from 2015 about his AGT act. Might be a repost, but for what it's worth, it's the origin of the "it's not about what you know" line from his new song.
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ProgKing of the North said:
How that lawyer not realize that it's a privilege to represent Russ? If he had any sense he'd offer to do it pro bono (but still let Russ take the lead in court) and also buy Russ a hooker
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I actually know the answer. Every lawyer must follow the American Bar Association Model Rules of Professional Conduct (technically their state equivalent, which will usually be directly based on the ABA MRPC) in addition to simply following the law, since being a lawyer involves a ton of responsibility once a client has placed his or her well-being and fate into your hands. One of the most basic rules is that a lawyer is ethically bound to only accept a case that he or she thinks has judicial merit (i.e. that he or she has a decent chance of winning), because otherwise lawyers would be free to prey on any uninformed potential client and reap benefits in the form of legal costs at the expense of that client. Any lawyer would look at Greer's history of vexatious litigation and would immediately become duty-bound to reject him as a client.
 
As a paralegal shouldn't Russ know even if hell freezes over and he manages to change a law it won't have the effect he wants. It wouldn't be "I agree celebrities should have disclaimers, and webmasters should be held accountable. Baliff arrest Ms. Swift and Mr. Moon." Sure he'd be able to try suing under the new laws, but we all know how great of a record he has with lawsuits.

Funny though how a hot shot paralegal doesn't know about the ex post facta law. Which is now a law he's adding to the list of laws he wants overturned.
 
His fail and recovery rate seems to be increasing. Fail the brothel lawsuit, immediately more focus on the TS one. When that failed it was immediate focus on his upcoming smash hit single. That failed before it was even officially released and a day later it's back to the troll take down mission. He wants to be a hero so bad, will always be a villain
 
Cilleystring said:
His fail and recovery rate seems to be increasing. Fail the brothel lawsuit, immediately more focus on the TS one. When that failed it was immediate focus on his upcoming smash hit single. That failed before it was even officially released and a day later it's back to the troll take down mission. He wants to be a hero so bad, will always be a villain
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Not even a villain - just an impotent loser.
 
TheGreatCitracett said:
"So I can start marketing against this."

Not marketing for Russ.

Marketing against Taylor.

I don't think that's how marketing works, but I'm also not the legal genius threatening a THIRD frivolous lawsuit in 24 hours either.
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He deleted the post threatening the two new lawsuits last night, so he may have reconsidered those flights of stupidity (for now). Maybe because our reaction wasn't so much "Oh no, Russhole is going to try to sue the Farms! :o" but more like "Aww yeah, Russhole is going to try to sue the Farms! :lit:"

I don't know why he's whining about Spotify not having his song up yet. Why doesn't he just use the CDBaby link for his "marketing"? He'd probably get a few more pennies out of guilting people into buying his song rather than just giving it a listen on a streaming service too.
 
Viridian said:
He deleted the post threatening the two new lawsuits last night, so he may have reconsidered those flights of stupidity (for now). Maybe because our reaction wasn't so much "Oh no, Russhole is going to try to sue the Farms! :o" but more like "Aww yeah, Russhole is going to try to sue the Farms! :lit:"

I don't know why he's whining about Spotify not having his song up yet. Why doesn't he just use the CDBaby link for his "marketing"? He'd probably get a few more pennies out of guilting people into buying his song rather than just giving it a listen on a streaming service too.
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But if he just does it on CDBaby for quick money and not 100+ instant streaming platforms it'll never go #viral and be THEE SONG OF THE SUMMER!

What good is the fortune without the fame?
 
I want him to file against Taylor so Rackets will do more Greer streams tearing his arguments apart.
 
TheGreatCitracett said:
And for archival purposes, here's the absolutely massive Songwriters FB thread with a bunch of new comments since last time:
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Just noticed that someone mentioned Sparks, the only musical I act can think of that actually does use the same word to rhyme with itself, only they make it work!
 
Cilleystring said:
His fail and recovery rate seems to be increasing. Fail the brothel lawsuit, immediately more focus on the TS one. When that failed it was immediate focus on his upcoming smash hit single. That failed before it was even officially released and a day later it's back to the troll take down mission. He wants to be a hero so bad, will always be a villain
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It's funny how these cows always see themselves as the "hero" and the "good guy" of their story while at the same time claiming to be the victim. Especially Russhole. He's stated several times, and on no uncertain terms, that he is an "inspiration" and wants to inspire people and be recognized far and wide as such. He will never recognize that the exact opposite is true. Heroes don't play the victim. Good guys don't demand recognition. Inspiring people inspire others regardless of their station in life or if they're recognized for it. True heroes don't demand they be given fame, money, or romantic attention for who they are or what they do. These are all hallmarks of villains.
 
TheGreatCitracett said:
"So I can start marketing against this."

Not marketing for Russ.

Marketing against Taylor.

I don't think that's how marketing works, but I'm also not the legal genius threatening a THIRD frivolous lawsuit in 24 hours either.
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Ironically, what he's describing sounds suspiciously like it would satisfy most state statutory definitions for harassment and/or defamation lmao
 
zerohitwonder said:
Just noticed that someone mentioned Sparks, the only musical I act can think of that actually does use the same word to rhyme with itself, only they make it work!
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Sparks also contains the only person on earth who could still wear a toothbrush moustache post-Hitler and get away with it.
 
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