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samovski said:
I've never seen anyone say that. Never even heard hints of it. Can tell it's close to tax season when he does shit like this. Wonder if a relative die will anytime soon. Maybe someone who he blames for his flabby arms or receding hairline. Man's above nothing, I look forward to how low he stoops next time.
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I'm pretty sure that the 'escort' brought up something like this, so Phil is using a source that has been discredited (by the Farms no less) for over a year.
 
Remembered this episode of Extra Credits from years back before they went to hell, but it perfectly explains what kind of player DSP is.
FOO Strategies

He just finds the first move that works for him, then proceeds to spam it while ignoring all the other mechanics in the game. Then when it doesn't work anymore he calls the game broken and then continues trying to spam it until his chat finally tells him what to do.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Remembered this episode of Extra Credits from years back before they went to hell, but it perfectly explains what kind of player DSP is.
FOO Strategies

He just finds the first move that works for him, then proceeds to spam it while ignoring all the other mechanics in the game. Then when it doesn't work anymore he calls the game broken and then continue trying to spam it until his chat finally tells him what to do.
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Not only this, but he intentionally tries to exploit the game and cheese through it in the fastest way possible. He hates playing games now and this is evident. This is why he always talks about how much time it will take him to complete a game (even did it in the past, in his top 10 games of 2015 he was bragging about how he played Fallout 4 for 2 months) just to jump onto the next game, hoping a whale somewhere will like it and drop tons of cash.

I understand he might be in a financial situation (albeit entirely his fault), but this greed and blatant disinterest in video games when he's a "professional gamer" is disgusting.
It's pathetic to hold games hostage just because people aren't paying.
People pay because he begs, not because they enjoy his gamer skills. More often than not, watching a no-commentary walkthrough videos on YouTube is much better than waiting for this gout-ridden fuck to start his stream, listen to his pathetic music on repeat until he drags his ass to the sofa, blatantly begs for money for an hour and then gives the most stale, boring commentary imaginable, without any character aside from when he begs for money or insults his viewers.
 
I don't understand why he doesn't just... try something else?

People who started making more money making Minecraft videos than they did at their day job quit their day job and made Minecraft videos. When Minecraft videos died out they made Overwatch videos.

DSP makes most of his money during pre-stream. He knows this; he specifically refuses to tweet out when pre-stream ends for exactly this reason. He isn't actually re.tarded (rate me optimistic and disagree now) and he is capable of making some other kind of streams. He just doesn't want to because .......... despite hating the kind of streams he makes now.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Remembered this episode of Extra Credits from years back before they went to hell, but it perfectly explains what kind of player DSP is.
FOO Strategies

He just finds the first move that works for him, then proceeds to spam it while ignoring all the other mechanics in the game. Then when it doesn't work anymore he calls the game broken and then continues trying to spam it until his chat finally tells him what to do.
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This is the most accurate description of DSP's playing style that I've ever seen.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
I don't understand why he doesn't just... try something else?

People who started making more money making Minecraft videos than they did at their day job quit their day job and made Minecraft videos. When Minecraft videos died out they made Overwatch videos.

DSP makes most of his money during pre-stream. He knows this; he specifically refuses to tweet out when pre-stream ends for exactly this reason. He isn't actually re.tarded (rate me optimistic and disagree now) and he is capable of making some other kind of streams. He just doesn't want to because .......... despite hating the kind of streams he makes now.
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I fully expect him to "try something else", but it will be something even lazier than he is doing now.

Since "peepul luv the retrospectives dood", I won't be surprised if he decides to do a "just chatting-type" of a stream where he won't play games but "interact" with chat.

Or maybe Jinx-style reaction videos of some shit on youtube. I'm sure he'll try and market it as a new 'show' or segment and hype it to no end.

Perhaps it would be a podcast where he'll talk about stuff that are decided by polls or patreon, since that'll be no extra work for him.

The downside to this is, well, DSP doesn't have any particular or in-depth knowledge about anything. He is misinformed or straight up uninformed about most things he talk about, even back when he was making edited videos and had actual time to prepare and research, he put out shit like this.

He's unable to have a meaningful conversation, even a monologue, about general topics, such as pop culture, music, movies & TV, politics or anything that's not about him and his struggles.

The smart thing, IMO, would be to convert his begging into something more meaningful. If I recall correctly, you could create a "stream boss" (a tip/cheer goal that shows up on stream as a boss and you beat him when you reach the goal) and kind of engage your viewers in a game-like scenario. Maybe have different levels and do different challenges for your viewers after this is complete. For example, reach the $50 goal and DSP will do push-ups or whatever, maybe even let the patrons decide the levels. This way he could fool his wheelchair-symbol fanbase into getting some easy cash, in exchange for doing something wacky or slightly embarrassing.

Or at least give his viewers some incentive to actually donate or become patrons.

I believe even at his position and taking in account his laziness, he can convert this to something useful if he actually tried. His current schemes are paper thin, desperate and pathetic and he somehow thinks he can get even more money than usual putting in less effort than he's been putting so far.
 
Awful Meerkat said:
I fully expect him to "try something else", but it will be something even lazier than he is doing now.

Since "peepul luv the retrospectives dood", I won't be surprised if he decides to do a "just chatting-type" of a stream where he won't play games but "interact" with chat.

Or maybe Jinx-style reaction videos of some shit on youtube. I'm sure he'll try and market it as a new 'show' or segment and hype it to no end.

Perhaps it would be a podcast where he'll talk about stuff that are decided by polls or patreon, since that'll be no extra work for him.

The downside to this is, well, DSP doesn't have any particular or in-depth knowledge about anything. He is misinformed or straight up uninformed about most things he talk about, even back when he was making edited videos and had actual time to prepare and research, he put out shit like this.

He's unable to have a meaningful conversation, even a monologue, about general topics, such as pop culture, music, movies & TV, politics or anything that's not about him and his struggles.

The smart thing, IMO, would be to convert his begging into something more meaningful. If I recall correctly, you could create a "stream boss" (a tip/cheer goal that shows up on stream as a boss and you beat him when you reach the goal) and kind of engage your viewers in a game-like scenario. Maybe have different levels and do different challenges for your viewers after this is complete. For example, reach the $50 goal and DSP will do push-ups or whatever, maybe even let the patrons decide the levels. This way he could fool his wheelchair-symbol fanbase into getting some easy cash, in exchange for doing something wacky or slightly embarrassing.

Or at least give his viewers some incentive to actually donate or become patrons.

I believe even at his position and taking in account his laziness, he can convert this to something useful if he actually tried. His current schemes are paper thin, desperate and pathetic and he somehow thinks he can get even more money than usual putting in less effort than he's been putting so far.
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i love how 2 minutes into the video hes playing a support/aura character off on his own camping while explaining how the game is about teamwork

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dave....
 
clownpiss said:
i love how 2 minutes into the video hes playing a support/aura character off on his own camping while explaining how the game is about teamwork

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This video is wrong for so many reasons, but in this case he is:

  • Using Lucio, a support character
    • Far away from his team
    • Using a character that should be glued onto the payload at all times
    • Using Lucio's speed aura, and not his healing aura
    • Takes a health pack he doesn't need to take (healing aura)
    • Roaming for LITERALLY NO REASON and with NO PURPOSE
    • Instantly contradicts what he said about not going solo and sticking with your team
    • In the entire clip, he destroyed 1 turret, slightly healed 2 teammates and let 2 teammates die
Notice how the video is uploaded on the next day after the release of the game, and his level is between 3 and 10. This video was made specifically to cash in on Overwatch's release date and has virtually no useful content, outside of him explaining you what some character's skills do.

Peak KOGaming
 
I don't think they way Dave acts could be classed as abusive, he is just a selfish fuck.

The most recent example of this is his trip to see his parents. All he talks about is the stuff HE wants to do. He doesnt talk about spending time with his parents for the first time in years, or doing something Kat wants to do. He just wants to go relive his life from when he could call himself "successful".
 
Awful Meerkat said:
If I recall correctly, you could create a "stream boss" (a tip/cheer goal that shows up on stream as a boss and you beat him when you reach the goal) and kind of engage your viewers in a game-like scenario. Maybe have different levels and do different challenges for your viewers after this is complete. For example, reach the $50 goal and DSP will do push-ups or whatever, maybe even let the patrons decide the levels. This way he could fool his wheelchair-symbol fanbase into getting some easy cash, in exchange for doing something wacky or slightly embarrassing.

Or at least give his viewers some incentive to actually donate or become patrons.
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That's all well and good, but just the other day DSP refused to dab for a $200 tip saying that it was an old one-time incentive.

When he first started the $200 goals, he was asked what viewers would get if they reached the goal, and he explicitly stated that there were no additional benefits and that the tip goal was for HIM so that he could keep his house.

DSP somehow doesn't have enough pride not to beg on stream everyday, but too much pride to actually do anything for the tips since he doesn't want to be a "dancing monkey."
 
I'm surprised he hasn't gone into movie reviews with the shit ton of blu-rays he had.

He gets to do what he always does; Sitting on his ass watching movies and then giving a half-ass review of it like he did with games.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
I'm surprised he hasn't gone into movie reviews with the shit ton of blu-rays he had.

He gets to do what he always does; Sitting on his ass watching movies and then giving a half-ass review of it like he did with games.
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Because just like with games, he doesn't like movies because they are movies, but because of the nostalgia attached to them.
I can't remember even one movie that Dave liked that came out after 2010.
 
Raven'sChild said:
Found this little tidbit interesting. View attachment 693556D$P stirring up more 'fake news'?
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A while ago, geneticgamer used to be in Tevin's chat often. He's gone through multiple accounts with about 20 dollars worth of bits on each. I haven't kept up with the latest one which hasn't been banned for a while. He is a supreme faggot who definitely would try something like this. He craves attention.
 
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