🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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flossman said:
We're, essentially, his imaginary friends. I've always wondered what that would feel like...
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That would explain why I look like this.
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I always did find it kind of strange that no one else was a blue cylinder.
 
flossman said:
You have not posted a translation here, therefore I have no proof that you are "well-versed in French," as you claimed. As is so happens, however, I am bilingual.
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Really?! Because that last sentence proves your inability to write comprehensible English.

Also, I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even has its own language), nor do I care when speaking or writing if my readers/listeners are gay or straight. However, especially being as blogs & this are both online, I can't help it if readers are too unintelligent to understand what I say.
 
Cowlick said:
Really?! Because that last sentence proves your inability to write comprehensible English.

Also, I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even has its own language), nor do I care when speaking or writing if my readers/listeners are gay or straight. However, especially being as blogs & this are both online, I can't help it if readers are too unintelligent to understand what I say.
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Oh my, I made a typo. T-Pain, will you forgive me?

It IS amusing that literally (I am using this correctly) everyone in this thread understood what I meant, despite my finger slipping on the keyboard.
 
Cowlick said:
Really?! Because that last sentence proves your inability to write comprehensible English.

Also, I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even has its own language), nor do I care when speaking or writing if my readers/listeners are gay or straight. However, especially being as blogs & this are both online, I can't help it if readers are too unintelligent to understand what I say.
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You don't even know the difference between your and you're. Stop trying to use grammar and spelling to win arguments, you're far from perfect yourself and it just makes you look like more of a big dummy
 
Cowlick said:
Really?! Because that last sentence proves your inability to write comprehensible English.
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Well, then French is the language I have a better grasp on. You keep dodging translating the sentence I asked you to translate. If it will help, I'll clarify.

You stated you are well-versed in French. I wrote something in French (once again, a language I'm fluent in) and asked you to translate it. A very simple task. You proceeded to claim that I never specified WHERE you should post your translation. Allow me to correct that.

To prove (without resorting to argumentum ad hominem or telling us (the denizens of this forum) that you already provided proof OR that we are clearly too unintelligent (or other synonyms of the word "unintelligent") to us you are well-versed in the French language, I want you to translate the sentence "Je suis très désolé mais tu es un putain. C'est un vie difficile, vrai?" without the use of translation software (Google Translate, for example), then quote this post and write the translation (by "translation," I am referring to the translation of the French I provided) in your reply (your reply to my post on these forums).

Glaive said:
Yeah TJ, flossman might do you some good for those teeth.
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I'm afraid his teeth are beyond even my considerable dental skills.
 
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flossman said:
Well, then French is the language I have a better grasp on. You keep dodging translating the sentence I asked you to translate. If it will help, I'll clarify.

You stated you are well-versed in French. I wrote something in French (once again, a language I'm fluent in) and asked you to translate it. A very simple task. You proceeded to claim that I never specified WHERE you should post your translation. Allow me to correct that.

To prove to us you are well-versed in the French language, I want you to translate the sentence "Je suis très désolé mais tu es un putain. C'est un vie difficile, vrai?" without the use of translation software (Google Translate, for example), then quote this post and write the translation in your reply.
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With the reference to the British & some seemingly preferring to speak/write in other languages, I shall quote the Rolling Stones... "You can't always get what you want...". (The same goes to all members, including flossman, who have said in various places they love me &/or would like a romantic relationship, whether physical or not.)
 
Why do you keep turning down opportunities to prove your superior intellect, TJ?
 
TJ what do you think of my prayer?
I'll repost in case you missed it:
HawkerHurricane said:
Our Writer
Who art in Ohio
Hollow be thy head
thou claim some sooth
provide no proof
and declare that you are the winner
give us this day our daily SpEd
and lead in with statements fallacious
that deliver us amusement
Amen.
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Cowlick said:
With the reference to the British & some seemingly preferring to speak/write in other languages, I shall quote the Rolling Stones... "You can't always get what you want...".
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Are you even typing anymore, are are you just shouting various ambiguous commands through a megaphone to your well-oiled Swedish manservant who slams his hands against a keyboard?
 
Cowlick said:
With the reference to the British & some seemingly preferring to speak/write in other languages, I shall quote the Rolling Stones... "You can't always get what you want...". (The same goes to all members, including flossman, who have said in various places they love me &/or would like a romantic relationship, whether physical or not.)
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So you're not fluent in French, then? :heart-empty:
 
Cowlick said:
With the reference to the British & some seemingly preferring to speak/write in other languages, I shall quote the Rolling Stones... "You can't always get what you want...". (The same goes to all members, including flossman, who have said in various places they love me &/or would like a romantic relationship, whether physical or not.)
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What type of guys you are into? Twinks, Bears, DILFs?
 
Cowlick said:
With the reference to the British & some seemingly preferring to speak/write in other languages, I shall quote the Rolling Stones... "You can't always get what you want...". (The same goes to all members, including flossman, who have said in various places they love me &/or would like a romantic relationship, whether physical or not.)
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When I've said "I love you," I was using something referred to as "sarcasm," which is defined as "the use of irony to mock or convey contempt."

As for your use of lyrics from "You Can't Always Get What You Want," I'll continue the quote, which says "but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need." I tried to be as clear and specific as possible with my request that you provide simple proof to a claim you have made, despite your insulting my English skills, which is what I needed. You avoided a chance to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that your claim was accurate.

Based on this, either you find me so contemptible and unworthy of acknowledgement (disproven by the mere fact that you do, in fact, acknowledge my posts and requests), or your claim was false. Admitting you're wrong is a sign of intellectual strength, as it demonstrates that you don't see yourself as omniscient and understand the value of learning and truth.

I'm disappointed in you.

(As an aside, you'll notice that I haven't claimed, even once, that I'm intellectually superior to you.)
 
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