Twitter 1/14 - Chris denies accusations of being a pedophile

[reddit superstar]

Does anyone else here think that any person (under age or otherwise) whos God given flight-or-flight response is so deadened, by either heavy tranquilizers or street narcotic use, that said person may actually deserves to be raped by Chris? Or at least held partially responsible for any ill effect?

Chris is a sexual predator for sure, perhaps not an active pedo, but at the very least a deviant. Him not having acted on these deep seeded urges isn't a sign of restraint but a symptom of ineptitude. We know he's feelie as fuck with any girl dumb enough to wonder near him. They've just never been incompacitated enough to succumb to Chris' bad touch.

No one should be surprised if/when Chris molests a comatose lady. The only surprising element would be how did Chris even find a comatose lady.

 

[The Dude]

Is Chris creepy? Absolutely. Is he a perv? A bit. Does he have problems with personal boundaries? Yes he does. Does he have a poor grasp on the concept of "No means no"? Yup. Does he struggle with what is and is not acceptable behavior? Quite a bit. Is he a pedo(fork) you dorks? Nah. He might fall for jailbait if he was unaware of their age, but he doesn't actively seek out underage girls. Is he a potential rapist? Highly doubtful. He doesn't even seem interested in sex anymore, and with his imaginary spouses he doesn't even seem to want a girlfriend in the romantic sense. Does his Autism excuse his behavior? No, but he also doesn't deserve jail time either unless he sufficiently breaks a law.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There are a lot of things Chris should be in serious trouble for (such as nearly killing Snyder.)
Pedophilia is not one of them.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Does anyone else here think that any person (under age or otherwise) whos God given flight-or-flight response is so deadened, by either heavy tranquilizers or street narcotic use, that said person may actually deserves to be raped by Chris? Or at least held partially responsible for any ill effect?

Decided to have a chuckle
"17 year old goes to the dentist to have wisdom teeth removed, the sedative kicks in and suddenly Chris busts in, incapacitates the dentist and their assistant with mace, locking the door behind him. Licking his lips, "Don't worry, I'll take care of you little one." She starts to fade out due to the sedative, the last thing she heard before the darkness took her, "Don't call anyone." She woke up an hour later with a flower basket on her chest, with a small attached note "Thank you sweetheart for becoming the mother to Crystal."

 

[Doopie]

When I started drawing my NSFW, I didn't even think about the characters ages because they were just cartoons. It took a long time for me to understand why people were so angry with me for drawing it, seeing as I grew up watching really shitty ecchi anime and hentai being no stranger to me either, I never actually thought about it. Because I grew up being molested by a grown ass man, to me, the real issues lied with child pornography, where an actual child is being harmed. But cartoons seemed like a ridiculous thing to get fussy over. It's especially tricky when some characters don't even look like children, like Yoko from Gurrann Lagann or whatever the fuck it's called.
I'm still trying to figure all this shit out. Just please understand that my intentions weren't to promote pedophilia or anything like that because that's the last thing I want to do. I just want to draw stuff people like, and I try to follow trends and all that to get my work out there.

On another note, my ED articles are all written by the same obsessed person, who's life goal is to ruin my reputation. He's been trying to convince people I'm a trans pedophile for over a year now.

 

[MasterDisaster]

This thread is a perfect example of why you don't pozload my negholep. It's been said a millions times over but trolling Chris is just pathetic. The last two years have been metaweens getting him to do stupid shit for laffs, inserting stupid ideas into his head and catfishing him. Chris will and always will be at his funniest when he's allowed to do dumb shit on his own rather tham be coerced into punching his mom.

Next thing you know they'll be killing strays and leaving them on his porch so they can call him abusive to animals.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Oh, this tard: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/westo...age-robot-animaniacsfan13-kb-bandicoot.32810/

I'd forgotten about this guy. This utter moron actually was so completely autistic he bought the "Doopie is a tranny" shitposting, and so blangry about being made fun of for that that he created multiple articles on her and then uploaded what he called "child porn" to ED and then got called a fucking idiot for that, too.

I remember reading that page and wondering why the fuck the author seemed so butthurt and full of rage about Doopie. Now it all makes sense. What a dipshit.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

When I started drawing my NSFW, I didn't even think about the characters ages because they were just cartoons. It took a long time for me to understand why people were so angry with me for drawing it, seeing as I grew up watching really shitty ecchi anime and hentai being no stranger to me either, I never actually thought about it. Because I grew up being molested by a grown ass man, to me, the real issues lied with child pornography, where an actual child is being harmed. But cartoons seemed like a ridiculous thing to get fussy over. It's especially tricky when some characters don't even look like children, like Yoko from Gurrann Lagann or whatever the fuck it's called.
I'm still trying to figure all this shit out. Just please understand that my intentions weren't to promote pedophilia or anything like that because that's the last thing I want to do. I just want to draw stuff people like, and I try to follow trends and all that to get my work out there.

You aren't Shadman, so there really isn't an issue unless you are drawing art of obvious literal minors.
That is the thing that should be important; "If it's an obvious minor/child/loli/shota, or a work around it (She only looks like that but they are 500 years old) then be banished to the Shadow Realm.
If the character isn't obvious, but its stated later to be a minor or child, then just keep that in mind and what you are and aren't okay with in the future, with the knowledge you take a risk in doing so.
Just keep yourself to a standard of not being Shadman and you should be fine.

E.g. "Porn of Velma from most Scooby Doo series is commonly accepted, despite her being 16; Porn of Velma from a Pup Named Scooby Doo is not accepted whatsoever and you deserve everything coming to you. If you do the latter as a regular, you'll get punished additionally with the former."

E.g.

Vision: 3 years old porn status: Okay, it has the Mind and Body of an adult

Kanna: 5000 years old porn status: No, despite having the Mind of an adult (arguable) she has the human body of an 8 year old. Go to jail.

These literal infants: <2 years old: Porn status: Oh shit nigger what the actual fuck are you doing, the FBI has a SWAT team outside of your house.

 

[reddit superstar]

Decided to have a chuckle
"17 year old goes to the dentist to have wisdom teeth removed, the sedative kicks in and suddenly Chris busts in, incapacitates the dentist and their assistant with mace, locking the door behind him. Licking his lips, "Don't worry, I'll take care of you little one." She starts to fade out due to the sedative, the last thing she heard before the darkness took her, "Don't call anyone." She woke up an hour later with a flower basket on her chest, with a small attached note "Thank you sweetheart for becoming the mother to Crystal."

I lawled hard. It would have to be a scenario like that. I can't see him playing naughty figures with blackouted girls at a party or a similar event without dudes there kicking his teeth in. it appears girls are largely safe from Chris though he will totally diddle one the second he has the chance.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Decided to have a chuckle
"17 year old goes to the dentist to have wisdom teeth removed, the sedative kicks in and suddenly Chris busts in, incapacitates the dentist and their assistant with mace, locking the door behind him. Licking his lips, "Don't worry, I'll take care of you little one." She starts to fade out due to the sedative, the last thing she heard before the darkness took her, "Don't call anyone." She woke up an hour later with a flower basket on her chest, with a small attached note "Thank you sweetheart for becoming the mother to Crystal."

Nah, once she saw him lumbering towards her, she'd detach the IV line from the sedative bag and blow into it, like Ian McKellan in Apt Pupil. Maybe Chris would try something while she was still warm, though.

 

[Doopie]

You aren't Shadman, so there really isn't an issue unless you are drawing art of obvious literal minors.
That is the thing that should be important; "If it's an obvious minor/child/loli/shota, or a work around it (She only looks like that but they are 500 years old) then be banished to the Shadow Realm.
If the character isn't obvious, but its stated later to be a minor or child, then just keep that in mind and what you are and aren't okay with in the future, with the knowledge you take a risk in doing so.
Just keep yourself to a standard of not being Shadman and you should be fine.

E.g. "Porn of Velma from most Scooby Doo series is commonly accepted, despite her being 16; Porn of Velma from a Pup Named Scooby Doo is not accepted whatsoever and you deserve everything coming to you. If you do the latter as a regular, you'll get punished additionally with the former."

E.g.
Vision: 3 years old porn status: Okay, it has the Mind and Body of an adult

Kanna: 5000 years old porn status: No, despite having the Mind of an adult (arguable) she has the human body of an 8 year old. Go to jail.


These literal infants: <2 years old: Porn status: Oh shit nigger what the actual fuck are you doing, the FBI has a SWAT team outside of your house.

Well yeah, of course I understand not to draw actual loli porn. I try to draw all my characters with big ol tiddies anyway. Most of the shit he's mad about are characters that are "canonically 14" that I aged up. But these are western-style(perhaps this isn't the best term) cartoons and they don't look like children at all, like Puffy Ami Yumi or Pop Team Epic. I didn't take the time to look up their ages because they just look like cartoons to me. I'll be better about that though.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Most of the shit he's mad about are characters that are "canonically 14" that I aged up.

Shit negro, that's all you had to say. If it's aged up its aged up, people grow up, its called "Timeskips". You aren't doing anything wrong whatsoever in that sense he is just being autistic and looking for something to be autistic about, it's really only unacceptable if it's like Yotsuba, Chiyo, Pearl Fey or Squid Girl with literally nothing changed other than really huge tits.

 

[reddit superstar]

That is the thing that should be important; "If it's an obvious minor/child/loli/shota, or a work around it (She only looks like that but they are 500 years old) then be banished to the Shadow Realm.
If the character isn't obvious, but its stated later to be a minor or child, then just keep that in mind and what you are and aren't okay with in the future, with the knowledge you take a risk in doing so

Vision: 3 years old porn status: Okay, it has the Mind and Body of an adult

Kanna: 5000 years old porn status: No, despite having the Mind of an adult (arguable) she has the human body of an 8 year old. Go to jail.

These literal infants: <2 years old: Porn status: Oh shit nigger what the actual fuck are you doing, the FBI has a SWAT team outside of your house.

So what if I strongly suspect the adult porn star I'm pleasuring myself to has the mentality of a teenager or is mentally delayed to the age of about 13.... but I keep fapping? Am I a pedo even though that's probably like 90% of all porn stars?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Most of the shit he's mad about are characters that are "canonically 14" that I aged up.

I mentioned this before, but some people can't seem to grasp that canon age isn't unalterable, and characters can be different ages in official or non-official art.

It's as if -- not unlike CWC -- they think "cartoons are real in another dimension," and thus the age is unalterable like with real people. Going by that re-tarded logic, a character who is an adult can never be drawn as a child, and the other way around.

It's like the stupid view that porn of fictional characters is "rape" because they "didn't consent to it [IRL]," which also treats cartoons as if they're real somewhere.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I don't think Chris is a pedophile, because it implies a particular deviant attraction, but he's simply too low functioning not to get catfished by kids. Like I don't think he'd be able to tell the difference between a 15 year old and a 21 year old, and we already know he doesn't know what a mature voice is supposed to sound like. It would be like the opposite of the TCAP stings where the pedo is so excited he ignores the beard stubble on the decoy.

This debate is pretty pointless though because Chris is not getting laid and the teen troons age is confusing af even for us because it seems to jump between 17 and 19 depending on how vulnerable they want to come off.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris is weak, cowardly, and has absolutely no leverage aginst Lukas. If Chris did get touchey with them it's because the TTS let him so they could pretend to be good friend and do the le epic troll.

 

[DeathHeat]

Bareass brawling over if Chris is a total perv?

Hey, if people get enough evidence to toss ol' Chrissy in the slammer, well...

Nothing will happen. Absolutley nothing. This entire thread is a trigger-word torture chamber.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I don't think Chris is a pedophile, because it implies a particular deviant attraction, but he's simply too low functioning not to get catfished by kids. Like I don't think he'd be able to tell the difference between a 15 year old and a 21 year old, and we already know he doesn't know what a mature voice is supposed to sound like.

While I agree with you 100% that Chris is not a pedofork, I think your argument needs to go a bit deeper. Not only is Chris gullible enough that he's going to get keep getting catfished by kids, his interests and his mental/emotional levels of maturity mean that he is going to continue to find common ground with the under-18 crowd, which isn't going to do any favors for his non-pedo claims.

There is absolutely nothing about Chris that would cause any rational adult to want to spend any significant amount of (non-trolling) time with him. When adults get together, they talk about work, about their families, about current events, about things they've done/places they've gone, movies they've seen/shows they've watched, sports teams, etc. Chris doesn't work, has no family to speak of, has a grasp of current events that goes no deeper than "Trump = bad", and only watches cartoons and other kiddy media.

The under-18 crowd (and the slightly over-18 crowd, FTM) is into MLP, trading card games, anime, video games and everything else that is in Chris's wheelhouse, so it makes perfect sense that Chris would gravitate to them. The problem, however, is that while these kids will eventually grow out of these interests, Chris will not. It's like what McConaughey said in "Dazed and Confused" about high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age.

When Chris was hanging out with under-18's in his early 20's, it was a little weird. When he hit his late 20's, it was uncomfortable. Now that he's well into his 30's, the whole picture is just creepy. The problem is that, while Chris just sees it as him hanging out with folks who share his interests (hell, how many of us wanted to talk current events with adults when we were 15?), he is unable to understand how bizarre the whole thing looks to an outsider.

But, as far as him being an actual pedofork ... no way.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This thread is going to have to make a payoff for making things Extreme early on.

LioConvoy, keep us up to date.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Iirc Christine wanted doopaaay to draw mlporn. Fillies are mature (sexually) at 15 months.

Its been 8 years since the show aired. Rainbowsparkle should be headed to the jello factory.