12/25 - The "Teen Troon Squad" reveals themselves, say they're behind the Merge

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris posted more about the Merge. He's disregarded everything from the dox post, saying, "Please, Please, Please Do Not contact or pester either of my friends, the Captain or Lukas. The gremlin tried to divide the three of us, but we survived to continue working together as the friends we are." https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4128895/
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Do you think this autistic battle Royal came about by the other troon being pushed out? That message only mentions Lukas and Capatin, not the second troon in the picture.
 
zap2theextreme said:
I'm guessing Marvin/Captain never dropped dox because they knew the teen troon squad would counter dox in reprisal.
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No, it's because @Marvin didn't want to out stupid teenagers for doing stupid teenager things they'd regret years down the line (like how @Bluespike 's sole claim to fame will forever be known as "the 13-year-old boy who had cybersex with a 'tard in his late twenties" or "the boy who made an adult 'tard shove a medallion up his ass."). Hell, the only reason @Marvin is still tagged repeatedly to this day is because ten years ago he was a stupid teenager who dressed in a pickle suit on a whim to play a prank with @LoveYouLongTime .

So I understand Marv's decision to spare some dumb Tumblr twats with GOTIS, but I'm salty as fuck that zero content was archived & is now lost to time. The best part of any troll hijinks, good or not, is the behind-the-scenes reveal at the end.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
No, it's because @Marvin didn't want to out stupid teenagers for doing stupid teenager things they'd regret years down the line (like how @Bluespike 's sole claim to fame will forever be known as "the 13-year-old boy who had cybersex with a 'tard in his late twenties" or "the boy who made an adult 'tard shove a medallion up his ass."). Hell, the only reason @Marvin is still tagged repeatedly to this day is because ten years ago he was a stupid teenager who dressed in a pickle suit on a whim to play a prank with @LoveYouLongTime .

So I understand Marv's decision to spare some dumb Tumblr twats with GOTIS, but I'm salty as fuck that zero content was archived & is now lost to time. The best part of any troll hijinks, good or not, is the behind-the-scenes reveal at the end.
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I have to wonder if @Marvin or Cap or anyone else involved thought to consult with skilled doxers or if they thought "lol numbers and addresses are good enough". I am gonna guess they didn't, which is unfortunate because so much good shit comes from teamwork around here.
 
We didn't just lose out on 3 more troon threads being driven by them freaking out over its very existence

We may have potentially lost out on a meltdown video, the last of which was over Jessica Quinn and him calling off the Q&As

bigshot said:
The people that troll Chris are losers. That goes for his protectors and white knights too. Chris would be a lot more fun if "christorical figures" and wannabe ones didn't manipulate him to put themselves in the spotlight. They're messing up our lolcow.
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to be fair to certain people, he wouldn't be anything at all if he didn't have people goading him into putting shit on the internet
this new generation that comes from the documentaries and youtubers just now covering (that a bunch of dumbfucks here applaud) fails to realize you keep your goddamn mouth shut and let chris do all the talking
yawning sneasel said:
I have to wonder if @Marvin or Cap or anyone else involved thought to consult with skilled doxers or if they thought "lol numbers and addresses are good enough". I am gonna guess they didn't, which is unfortunate because so much good shit comes from teamwork around here.
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maybe this is how chris's curse is taking effect on us
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
No, it's because @Marvin didn't want to out stupid teenagers for doing stupid teenager things they'd regret years down the line (like how @Bluespike 's sole claim to fame will forever be known as "the 13-year-old boy who had cybersex with a 'tard in his late twenties" or "the boy who made an adult 'tard shove a medallion up his ass."). Hell, the only reason @Marvin is still tagged repeatedly to this day is because ten years ago he was a stupid teenager who dressed in a pickle suit on a whim to play a prank with @LoveYouLongTime .

So I understand Marv's decision to spare some dumb Tumblr twats with GOTIS, but I'm salty as fuck that zero content was archived & is now lost to time. The best part of any troll hijinks, good or not, is the behind-the-scenes reveal at the end.
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It's like the corruption in Mexico where only the white people and gangmembers get to enjoy nice things.
 
Of course they're troons.
The autism required to come up with this shit and to want to cut off your penis is comparable.
 
Inb4 someone tells Chris that to get the merge to happen faster he'll need a human sacrifice. It'll be like that Slenderman stabbing all over again.
 
yawning sneasel said:
skilled doxers
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:lit:

It's funny the level this shit gets taken to. Like, "we need a troon doxed. Better call KF black ops and the bitcoin bikers." We even have a "proving grounds" for threads now. I cringe every time I see it.

I'm not smart enough to know if Marv fucked up or not. I sure don't think whatever he lost is a big deal. I've defended him as often as I've criticized him.

But for years most of the people here have been complaining that Chris is a dead cow and blah blah blah (not addressing you specifically Snease.) Now people are all buttmad they lost out on Chris related content all the sudden. Guess he's not as dead as folks thought. Or is it "procedure violation?"

There's a lot to laugh at on the site. Good, funny af shit. We don't need elite doxing teamwork or formal lolcow terms of engagement to enjoy. Marv prolly didn't archive all the shit or whatever he didn't do because it's all boring troon bullshit.
 
Gym Leader Elesa said:
:lit:

It's funny the level this shit gets taken to. Like, "we need a troon doxed. Better call KF black ops and the bitcoin bikers." We even have a "proving grounds" for threads now. I cringe every time I see it.

I'm not smart enough to know if Marv fucked up or not. I sure don't think whatever he lost is a big deal. I've defended him as often as I've criticized him.

But for years most of the people here have been complaining that Chris is a dead cow and blah blah blah (not addressing you specifically Snease.) Now people are all buttmad they lost out on Chris related content all the sudden. Guess he's not as dead as folks thought. Or is it "procedure violation?"

There's a lot to laugh at on the site. Good, funny af shit. We don't need elite doxing teamwork or formal lolcow terms of engagement to enjoy. Marv prolly didn't archive all the shit or whatever he didn't do because it's all boring troon bullshit.
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CWC is a honey pot for autists to act extra stupid and end up with threads (I see @LagoonaBlue 's is almost at 100 pages already- how the time flies!). The two idiot "wise guys" were sure something. Plus the thread of slightly minor ones that fuck with him online. Anyone screwing with Chris at this point should be assumed lolcow. It's hard to believe that these troons are any less cringy given what they've been feeding him.
 
Alright, prepare for autistic TLDR speculation I spent far too much time on. I'll spoiler shit so it's easier in the eyes.

Summing up what has been posted so far (I think), the possibilities seem to be:

A.) Troons befriended Chris through purchases/donations, smoked weed with him, and got him to believe in this asinine merger shit. Said troons had a falling out and doxxed one of their own.

B.) Said troons did all of the above, but didn't dox one of their own. Instead it was someone from the farms or another third party that got to Chris.

C.) Said troons did all of the aforementioned, but didn't dox one of their own. Instead, it was the Idea Guys doxxing the troons after reacquiring access to Chris.

D.) Troons befriended Chris through whatever means, but weren't responsible for the merger shit. Instead it was a third party, be it Idea Guys or someone else. Troons had no role in doxxing or merger.

I'm inclined to go with option B, because there are a number of ways option A could backfire catastrophically, especially since the doxxed troon could counter dox the others. Doesn't seem like much of a motive to dox each other. Then again, autistic teen troons aren't renowned for critical thinking or common sense.

If it's option B, and it's the farms responsible for the dox, the question is who would do it. Those most likely to have access to troon dox would be, if I've kept up well enough, @Marvin, @The Captain, @LoveYouLongTime , and Null...

Null checked out of Chris affairs a long time ago, seems he wants to be rid of Chris and this subforum. I tend to believe Marvin wouldn't be pulling such a weird fast one on the farms after hoarding this info for so long. I don't really know much about Loveyoulongtime's posts to make an educated guess.

That leaves the Captain, who seems to have gone dark and remains the biggest question mark here. If it's him doxxing troons, it's weird he would wait so long to do it. I'm inclined to believe he had pretty damn good reasons for ending his involvement with Chris, but maybe there's something else going on.

If it's option B and none of the farms members I mentioned above are responsible, then who else might it be? It's definitely someone who at least reads this subforum frequently (Idea Guys included). Is it a newcomer fresh in from watching some Youtube video? Ivy's ghost? A vengeful Liquid? Bluespike, all growed up? Motherfucking Clyde Cash?!

But perhaps it goes even deeper than our wildest imaginations...

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Blue Jerkop said:
CWC is a honey pot for autists to act extra stupid and end up with threads (I see @LagoonaBlue 's is almost at 100 pages already- how the time flies!). The two idiot "wise guys" were sure something. Plus the thread of slightly minor ones that fuck with him online. Anyone screwing with Chris at this point should be assumed lolcow. It's hard to believe that these troons are any less cringy given what they've been feeding him.
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Lukas and Devil had both been in the limelight back in April when they announced they had bought Chris's porn art. They got attention from Twitter users who were pissed they had given Chris money. It was also mentioned here a few times. Shelling out a grand for scraps of someone's porn art is a huge red flag, but no one found lolcow thread-tier content from them in all that time.

Did the dox from the Idea Guys turn up much more than what we know about the Troon Squad?
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Did the dox from the Idea Guys turn up much more than what we know about the Troon Squad?
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It's kind of disappointing how little came from any of that info. They just kinda got away with it, main consequence their names being a minor search trend associated with Chris. Then again, these are people without jobs, real relationships, or anything of value in their lives. Same probably goes for the troons. Not much to lose. What's honestly the worst that can realistically happen to these fuckwits post-dox? @TrunksFromDragonballGT calling their parents?
 
Manly-Chicken said:
The autism required to come up with this shit and to want to cut off your penis is comparable.
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Unsure if it's comparable to the autism of not realizing that the troons here are biologically female and instead posting a garbage comment like this one, though.
 
Mr. 0 said:
to be fair to certain people, he wouldn't be anything at all if he didn't have people goading him into putting shit on the internet
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And this nothing would be better than the shit we currently have, which is like the 90th season of the Simpsons. The only reward for these bogus sagas should be a nice doxing as soon as possible.
 
AnOminous said:
And this nothing would be better than the shit we currently have, which is like the 90th season of the Simpsons. The only reward for these bogus sagas should be a nice doxing as soon as possible.
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doxing is like pot after you've done it so much for so long and it doesn't cut it anymore so you do something harder

we should hold them down and record their screams while forcing them to watch cakefarts/:julay:/anything with chris or ADF or boogie2988 nude
 
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