Weight loss update + did we break up? 12/21/18

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Who does Al love more?

  • Orange chicken

    Votes: 251 78.7%

  • Becky

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Destiny

    Votes: 67 21.0%
  • Total voters
    319
I'm confused.

Amber and Becky are already exceeding the weight limit of Amber's car. If Becky had to take someone to the hospital, why would Amber tag along? The weight of yet another person, even if that person is of normal weight, further increases the likelihood that the car will drop dead.

TBH it seems more likely that there was no friend needing a trip to the hospital, and they just went in there so Amber could take those snaps to troll her viewers.
 
Who’s going to break down first: Fattylynn or the Deathfat Mobile?
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Does NoNecky even weigh herself these days? She looks monstrous.

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That is really concerning. : ( Becks looking just as plump.
 
That poor car. Where can I find info on make/model? Looks to be a Hyundai ?
I agree w/ @ADHD that it seems silly to have a non-driver tag-along. Also, I can only imagine the smell in that no-shower-dirty-pajamas filled car. Blech.

I give Amber until next Thanksgiving until a major health incident. I give poor Becky until 2019's St Patricks Day before a major health scare.

Does Becky even watch these vids?
 
549? She really expect us to believe that? Does she think there isnt a video archive, on her own channel or something?

You can clearly see that her body mass is increasing, not decreasing. Honestly I think she's already well past 600 at this point. And GODDAMN Becky has to be pushing 400 now too. I know what the high 200s and low 300s look like, and that aint it. She's hopping on the early death train with Amber going full speed ahead.
 
I'm confused by Becky's alleged weight. Didn't they say she was like 280 when they started dating, and claim Becky has only gained 10-20 pounds? But now she's still only like 280, despite her looking at least 50% bigger?

Am I just grossly misremembering things? Jesus, is this what gaslighting feels like? :lol:
 
There's no way Becky is only 280. That's easily figured out by comparing what she looks like now vs. when she reported being 280 before.
 
Yeah Thumby, the people in the gas station were staring at you because of the sticker and not because yer, you know, a walking thumb.

Plus, who the hell goes out in public, let alone out to eat, looking like that?? Big Al is filthy and the Thumb is well... a thumb.

I love the idea of those two with their fat noses pressed to the Cheesecake Factory's windows waiting impatiently for them to unlock the doors. Careful of the stampede, unfortunate waitstaff......
 
marjoram said:
Yeah Thumby, the people in the gas station were staring at you because of the sticker and not because yer, you know, a walking thumb.

Plus, who the hell goes out in public, let alone out to eat, looking like that?? Big Al is filthy and the Thumb is well... a thumb.

I love the idea of those two with their fat noses pressed to the Cheesecake Factory's windows waiting impatiently for them to unlock the doors. Careful of the stampede unfortunate waitstaff......
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I feel bad for the waitstaff. It’s expected to see some really fat people at the Cheesecake Factory, but really fat and unkempt people seem more unlikely at an establishment like that.
 
JambledUpWords said:
I feel bad for the waitstaff. It’s expected to see some really fat people at the Cheesecake Factory, but really fat and unkempt people seem more unlikely at an establishment like that.
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Especially when you know Amber doesn't tip worth shit.
 
So far, it looks like Al’s true love is orange chicken. Sorry Becky and Destiny, you just can’t live up to the syrupy sweet, crunchy, diabetes inducing orange chicken.
 
So, Becky, who is arguably employed as Amberlynn's chauffeur, can't give her a ride to a doctor's appointment scheduled in advance during regular daytime hours, but can give a mysterious unnamed friend a ride to the hospital on no notice at 1 AM and then conveniently head to the Cheesecake Factory afterwards?

:shit-eating:
 
At this point, they're just a hazard to all other drivers on the road. The way that Becky's fat is accumulating is going to definitely lead to breathing problems (just keep chugging down monster energy drinks, Becks).

Cheesecake factory is considered more of the "classier" establishments in Kentucky. It's insulting af to walk in with your family and run into people like AL and Becky with dirty sandals, unironed Rugrats t-shirts and tights with holes in them. It used to be the only place in the area where locals could escape from people like AL, but now...
 
BerriesArnold said:
Cheesecake factory is considered more of the "classier" establishments in Kentucky. It's insulting af to walk in with your family and run into people like AL and Becky with dirty sandals, unironed Rugrats t-shirts and tights with holes in them. It used to be the only place in the area where locals could escape from people like AL, but now...
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That’s because the Cheesecake Factory is known for their super large portions, fattening food, and super sugary desserts and beverages. Also, any place that has cheesecake in the name is bound to have superfats show up.
 
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