Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Chris says Fate will kill anyone who tries to stop the dimensional merge, and that Fate is working with him and his allies to make it happen.

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Fate could be the Pikachu Chris said he met at Target. That happened around the same time he began talking to the Magi-Chan troll.

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An imaginary pikachu will kill those trying to stop the merge. A death threat even weirder than trying to kill Pmurt.

Is Chris getting better?
 
I don't want the merge to happen. I didn't quit my job at McDonald's to get stuck in another one where I am at the mercy of a transsexual superautist and his team of murderous furries.

I got enough of that shit the first time thank you very much.
 
Fate - whether that be a nebulous avatar of Destiny or a hallucinatory electric rat - will kill you if you try to stop the merge.

'...beyond that sound reasoning...'

:story:

Flawlessly logical, Chris. Spock would be envious.
 
Kuuki said:
Wasn't he just playing video games when he said the merge was starting? Maybe there's a chance of him doing stupid shit, but honestly he's probably just saying that to keep up the image.
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I hope so, but I'm pretty sure Chris is able to play games and do something harmful and stupid on the same day.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris says Fate will kill anyone who tries to stop the dimensional merge, and that Fate is working with him and his allies to make it happen.

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Fate could be the Pikachu Chris said he met at Target. That happened around the same time he began talking to the Magi-Chan troll.

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Big deal. I'll just throw some dirt at him and he'll go away.
 
Ok so... half of us are going to die in the merge anyway. Might as well go down trying, right?

I think we a couple million people could take out a pokemon like Pikachu if we tried...shouldn't be too hard.
 
BScCollateral said:
Chris is "doing things" to make the Merge happen?

I have the terrible feeling some of them aren't imaginary and involve things a more rational person would regret.
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This is almost for sure correct. Whatever the end game of these "friends" happens to be, it without doubt involves some attempt at getting Chris to create new content. I don't know what that content is, but I'm sure there is video, some of it is NSFW, and all of it is autistic.
 
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