🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

would you sniff lagoona's pony panties?

  • Yes

  • No

Results are only viewable after voting.
AbraCadaver said:
Well you know, her tits are just around her waist because she’s sitting down. Common problem.
Click to expand...

Hey @LagoonaBlue. This'll be you in a couple of years.

DianeChokdondik_Transparent.png
 
A Name But Backwards said:
I need to read her tumblr in chunks because every post is painfully cringy.

Take this picture for example (it's Jontron merch)
View attachment 570553
her tits never stop confusing me.
Click to expand...

Her tits are below the fucking elbow :stress:

Hey, saggy tits are natural (ugly, but natural), aging, childbirth, breastfeeding, weight gain/loss and even gravity can make a nice pair of tiddies saggy sooner or later. But you do not have ANY excuses to saggy tits when you are dressed, just buy a tighter bra goddammit.
 
Last edited:
A Name But Backwards said:
I need to read her tumblr in chunks because every post is painfully cringy.

Take this picture for example (it's Jontron merch)
View attachment 570553
her tits never stop confusing me.
Click to expand...
Snake tits are disgusting. So long that they can be a Mario enemy. In fact, they are a Mario enemy.
Dangling_ghost.PNG
 
If everything said about her here is "all lies" surely she could come and debunk these "lies" like she said she was gonna do a few days ago but then she didn't because it's hard to debunk facts with evidence.

Gosh golly we should all apologize
 
It's the same tactic that a lot of people try. They don't want people to read all of the TRUE and HONEST stuff that is compiled here (usually from screenshots, webpage archives, and other media that the cows themselves put out there for all to see), so they get on Twitter/Tumblr/Mastodon/whatever, and go with the narrative that we're all horrible liars/Nazis/incels/child rapists (take your pick depending on level of SJW tardery), and somehow, that gets people to never ever look at their thread.

Works every time, right?
 
Bugaboo said:
If everything said about her here is "all lies" surely she could come and debunk these "lies" like she said she was gonna do a few days ago but then she didn't because it's hard to debunk facts with evidence.

Gosh golly we should all apologize
Click to expand...

She actually did make an effort to "debunk" via PMs with @hood LOLCOW: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/harri...rmface-erajermface.48790/page-28#post-3865786

This consisted of her nitpicking a few laughably trivial matters of semantics or technicalities, such as the fact that she received the JonTron cake as a gift (at her specific request) rather than personally paying for it.
 
Rubberchickenchu said:
Had she turned into Labelle
Click to expand...

Oh god, no, it's worse. The racial supremacist/conspiracy theorist is none other than Autphag, who did have a bizarre obsession that Harriet was actually a man, possibly because she was going to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on. I am having immense difficulty wrapping my mind around this because she spent so very much time claiming to be paranoid that oor Aut was going to find out her address and come and kill her. ITT I've learned that no, he was just... going to come.

I'm just... I can't fathom why she would even want to be around this person she allegedly hated long enough to have lunch, let alone peg him. It explains her begging to be let back into his good graces so often, I guess, but... my brain hurts. She mocked his stupid racial theories, his energy drink habit, his actual drug habit, his dependency on his parents, his obsession with North Korea, you name it, and fed his delusions any number of times. I genuinely believed at one point she was fixated on keeping him at arm's length, not dildo's length. Damn, girl. Damn.

If this was going to involve diapers in any way, shape, or form, please nobody tell me. I've lost enough sanity points already.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Oh god, no, it's worse. The racial supremacist/conspiracy theorist is none other than Autphag, who did have a bizarre obsession that Harriet was actually a man, possibly because she was going to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on. I am having immense difficulty wrapping my mind around this because she spent so very much time claiming to be paranoid that oor Aut was going to find out her address and come and kill her. ITT I've learned that no, he was just... going to come.

I'm just... I can't fathom why she would even want to be around this person she allegedly hated long enough to have lunch, let alone peg him. It explains her begging to be let back into his good graces so often, I guess, but... my brain hurts. She mocked his stupid racial theories, his energy drink habit, his actual drug habit, his dependency on his parents, his obsession with North Korea, you name it, and fed his delusions any number of times. I genuinely believed at one point she was fixated on keeping him at arm's length, not dildo's length. Damn, girl. Damn.
Click to expand...

She was just playing hard to get with him.
 
A Name But Backwards said:
View attachment 570553
her tits never stop confusing me.
Click to expand...

She's got big natty hangers, what's there to be confused about? I know most of you have never seen boobs in person, but the big real ones normally point downward, not straight out like little ones. Looks like hers have volume to them and prob aren't windsocks.

Though I'd wager 100% chance of zero pussy hygiene.

unclefucker said:
View attachment 570117
Click to expand...

Its actually really adorable to me when two tardos get together and have a good time.
 
TheMockTurtle said:
She's got big natty hangers, what's there to be confused about? I know most of you have never seen boobs in person, but the big real ones normally point downward, not straight out like little ones. Looks like hers have volume to them and prob aren't windsocks.

Though I'd wager 100% chance of zero pussy hygiene.



Its actually really adorable to me when two tardos get together and have a good time.
Click to expand...
I think the confusion stems from her having baggers down to her waist while she’s still so young.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom