🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

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I'd been thinking about trying Mighty Boosh since The IT Crowd was such a big hit in my house, but now - much like Supernatural - I won't be able to watch without disturbing slashfic burbling up at the back of my brain. Thanks, Harriet.
 
Holy fuck her teenage/20s years hit her like a fucking truck. Autism, stress, and sexual degeneracy is a hell of a drug cocktail.

How is she only 24? She could easily pass as someone in her 40s.
 
Holy fuck her teenage/20s years hit her like a fucking truck. Autism, stress, and sexual degeneracy is a hell of a drug cocktail.

How is she only 24? She could easily pass as someone in her 40s.
The worst thing is that she looked kind of cute in her teenage years
 
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Her smutty Mighty Boosh fanfiction is up there in her DA gallery, under mature content filter. That shit is too damn long for me to bother screencapping tho.

Also, to no one's surprise she knows gallantmon8, aka Ben Schroeder better known by being a pedo who has a crush on fictional character Princess Rosalina.

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About her Dr Who spergery apparently she wiped most of it out, however some stuff remains on her DA:

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https://www.deviantart.com/llama-lady/art/I-m-a-timelord-244062826
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2018101...t.com/llama-lady/art/I-m-a-timelord-244062826

https://www.deviantart.com/llama-lady/art/11th-Doctor-Microfigure-251560680
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2018101...ma-lady/art/11th-Doctor-Microfigure-251560680

https://www.deviantart.com/llama-lady/art/EXTERMINATE-THE-PINK-ONE-303581482
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2018101...a-lady/art/EXTERMINATE-THE-PINK-ONE-303581482

And a little extra :autism::

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I think she would look her age if she was thinner tbh, it's just that being overweight/obese brings out features that we commonly associate with older people such as jowls, nasolabial folds, and sagging breasts (which we have seen enough of in this thread, thank you very much).
 
Holy fuck her teenage/20s years hit her like a fucking truck. Autism, stress, and sexual degeneracy is a hell of a drug cocktail.

How is she only 24? She could easily pass as someone in her 40s.

A stressful or dangerous environment can cause premature aging to some degree.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/...4/emotional-distress-can-speed-cellular-aging

If she is actually from the type of family she claims to be, it's possible.
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Not that I necessarily believe her, though.

But, hey, that's just me. It could also just be Goblin-face from dropping a chromosome on her way to the orgy shed where she's been worn out like an old tube sock.
 
If there's one thing that gives me :feels: about autistic female cows, it's how hypersexual the vast majority of them are. She's obviously a perverted horndog but, shit, @LagoonaBlue do you have any "friends" who you haven't had sex with or sent nudes to? Do all of your "friends" want one of those two things from you? Do you have any female friends? Is your boyfriend actually your boyfriend, as in does he call himself that in public in front of people you both know, or does he fuck you and occasionally take you out but asks you not to tell anyone about what you two get up to?
 
If there's one thing that gives me :feels: about autistic female cows, it's how hypersexual the vast majority of them are. She's obviously a perverted horndog but, shit, @LagoonaBlue do you have any "friends" who you haven't had sex with or sent nudes to? Do all of your "friends" want one of those two things from you? Do you have any female friends? Is your boyfriend actually your boyfriend, as in does he call himself that in public in front of people you both know, or does he fuck you and occasionally take you out but asks you not to tell anyone about what you two get up to?
"Hypersexual autistic" sounds like such an oxymoron. Quite a few autistic people I know have a very low to no sex drive. Like sex is one of the most social activities there is. Doesn't make any sense to me in her case.
 
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Kinda weird because quite a few autistic people I know have a very low to no sex drive. Like sex is one of the most social activities there is. Doesn't make any sense to me in her case.

Sex drive seems to be an all-or-nothing thing with autists, and Harriet is certainly in the all category. I think female cows get drawn into this type of behavior precisely because it is something social that even their autism can't really screw up. There will always be unscrupulous or similarly undesirable men that will have sex with the autistic girl simply to get their dick wet. She'll go along with it because on some level she likes sex, she might get a meal or a mlp plush or something similar out of it, and the :autism: helps to keep her from realizing that being used sexually by a string of men who also have the same weird fetish you do is not a real connection or relationship.
 
I've found a photo showing some of the horrible abuse suffered by Harriet in her dangerous household.

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I can definitely see the marks where she hit her head on the walls. Also, that's definitely shit splattered and dripping down the wall and not vomit. Nice touch with the period plates and the overflowing hamper filled with used diapers. It's shocking and horrifying!
 
If there's one thing that gives me :feels: about autistic female cows, it's how hypersexual the vast majority of them are. She's obviously a perverted horndog but, shit, @LagoonaBlue do you have any "friends" who you haven't had sex with or sent nudes to? Do all of your "friends" want one of those two things from you? Do you have any female friends? Is your boyfriend actually your boyfriend, as in does he call himself that in public in front of people you both know, or does he fuck you and occasionally take you out but asks you not to tell anyone about what you two get up to?
Sex drive seems to be an all-or-nothing thing with autists, and Harriet is certainly in the all category. I think female cows get drawn into this type of behavior precisely because it is something social that even their autism can't really screw up. There will always be unscrupulous or similarly undesirable men that will have sex with the autistic girl simply to get their dick wet. She'll go along with it because on some level she likes sex, she might get a meal or a mlp plush or something similar out of it, and the :autism: helps to keep her from realizing that being used sexually by a string of men who also have the same weird fetish you do is not a real connection or relationship.
reading through, I was thinking this too

autistic girls with daddy issues are very easy for men to manipulate to get sex. she might actually like sex, or she might just have opportunistic people coaxing it out of her by giving her attention, and then she doesn't even notice she's been used... it's not a pleasant thing to see.

she probably does not have many female friends. id be curious if anyone gets the parents' names if there is a way to look up the father and see if he has ever been convicted of any kind of domestic violence.
 
reading through, I was thinking this too

autistic girls with daddy issues are very easy for men to manipulate to get sex. she might actually like sex, or she might just have opportunistic people coaxing it out of her by giving her attention, and then she doesn't even notice she's been used... it's not a pleasant thing to see.

she probably does not have many female friends. id be curious if anyone gets the parents' names if there is a way to look up the father and see if he has ever been convicted of any kind of domestic violence.

On her 2008 forumer days she seemed to get along better with guys and had mild interaction with female users. There was at one point mention of some wild Narutard "sexy" roleplay chats.
 
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Apologies if this has been posted already, feel free to rate me late if so, but this isn’t the reaction I would expect from someone facing homelessness.
 
On her 2008 forumer days she seemed to get along better with guys and had mild interaction with female users. There was at one point mention of some wild Narutard "sexy" roleplay chats.
so she would have been 14ish at the time. I think a lot of straight girls at that age tend to be boy crazy around then. she just never grew out of that childish boycraziness

i am concerned about the lack of interest in other women. it's important for people to have friends with other people of the same sex no matter who you are. when you see a girl who doesn't like girls or a man who doesn't like men they usually have weird relationship issues with the other sex too.

Apologies if this has been posted already, feel free to rate me late if so, but this isn’t the reaction I would expect from someone facing homelessness.
some autists curl up in balls on the floor of a convention and sob, some do weird emotional shut downs. it's hard to tell how stressed they are by how they act. i mean, regular people are like that too to some extent, it's always just stranger with autistics
 
so she would have been 14ish at the time. I think a lot of straight girls at that age tend to be boy crazy around then. she just never grew out of that childish boycraziness

i am concerned about the lack of interest in other women. it's important for people to have friends with other people of the same sex no matter who you are. when you see a girl who doesn't like girls or a man who doesn't like men they usually have weird relationship issues with the other sex too.

some autists curl up in balls on the floor of a convention and sob, some do weird emotional shut downs. it's hard to tell how stressed they are by how they act. i mean, regular people are like that too to some extent, it's always just stranger with autistics
Certainly true, but being that her reactions are on opposite ends of the spectrum (telling this user she is less stressed than while Labelle doxed her, versus that the thread needed to be deleted OR ELSE), I’m more inclined to believe one of them is a lie.
 
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