Money Twitter 10/8 - Why Chris won't get a job

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Real question, but what jobs ARE out there for people with this level of delusion? Even bagging groceries requires some kind of mental aptitude...
I'd say Wal-Mart greeter but knowing Chris he'd probably get fired for pulling some attraction sign bullshit

Maybe in cwcville every job
"... In Cwcville, Nobody Has To Work!"
How does anything get done then?
Cwcville is so technologically advanced that they've completely automated almost every job and everything left over after all the costs of maintaining cwcville gets divided between everyone's tugboats since almost everyone is unemployed.
Best explanation I can come up with
 
The ultimate black pill,

Maybe Chris is just the forerunner for our bleak future as a dysfunctional, fully automated, soy infused, progressive collection of sheltered adult children.

Chris never had to face any real challenges because the benefits of a technologically advanced society protected him. He has cheap food provided by industrial agriculture, a tug-boat from the taxes of capitalism and 24/7 electric entertainment. His tribe has no expectations for him. He is not forced into hunting or gathering.

Maybe when most things are automated, Head of State Zucker-bot 9000 passes universal basic income, and the rest of society has all but collapsed, most people will be like Chris.
 
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