Halalween 2018

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WHO IS THE WORST OF THE WORST

  • FuckYou

  • RomeoRose

  • uncleShitHeel

  • Y2K Baby

  • MysteryWoman

  • Bryan Dunn

  • scared sheep

  • xyrichard

  • The Idea Guys, Ballzymaker94 and NinFreakLan

  • clever boy McDrool

  • Chrisology1337

  • Mr. Armenian

  • Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold

  • Lulzy

  • Heryos

  • The Temple

  • Gay Old Man Team of Michael J Hirtes and Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

  • MaddieNolan

  • Chopinpiano

  • The ZooSadism fags

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Imagine the zoosadist guys looking at this thread right now and going "fuck me sideways, we're spergier than an attempted school shooter." At least they weren't cucked by a couch.
 
I voted for @Mr. Armenian because I feel like the winner should be someone who joined the farms and grew into a sped. Not someone who joined the farms to purposely start shit. Plus watching him freak out at the mods when they changed his name constantly was funny as hell.
 
PrincessJupiter said:
A husband-and-wife duo who had been going around catfishing people for 10 years decided to target DSP and pretend to be a whore he had been sleeping with, and everyone fell for it because they wanted to fall for it even though a lot didn't add up, but couldn't be definitely proven as false because of how vague she was with details and kept changing her story slightly as time went on. She kept making up more and more outrageous stuff, and would backpedal only when she noticed people weren't buying it, basically the entire DSP subforum was making up excuses for her (a grand example is when she implied DSP was into beastiality, people were like "uh that's undoubtedly fake as shit", someone else suggesting she meant to imply "dogging" which is apparently slang for having sex outside and she suddenly replied "yep that's what I meant exactly" and stuff like that).

Eventually, neger psykolog took it upon himself to figure out why exactly things weren't quite adding up with this sperg, and exposed them as fake by managing to find the girl whose pictures they had been using, who was shocked and had no idea that their image had been used for this supposed Kimberly account. This prompted them to go full DFE on all their known Twitter accounts, escort site and more (which had existed for 5-6 years) and then change their name and avatar here on the Farms to something about falcons and making autistic speeches about how they will rise again like some sort of 14-year olds manifesto, whereupon neger psykolog went a bit further and doxed them entirely, showing them to be an ugly, middle-aged married Austrian (I think it was?) couple who have been catfishing people for money all across the world for over 10 years, and doxed the wife (who seemed to be the "main operative" so to speak) with a picture of her kid's plastic baseball bat shoved up her vagina. Yes, this is real.

The best part of this whole story was all the substories attached to it - a lot of King of Pol's massive sperging came from this event, and BSV's redemption arc was started once he hit rock bottom during this era after DSP disavowed him entirely. BSV's redemption arc led to King of Pol sperging even harder and becoming Queen of Pole. Basically all of the stuff even remotely related to anyone from the DSP-sphere happened indirectly because of these morons.

The sheer thirst involved with this MysteryWoman was also notable. When you look through the 300-page thread (not to mention all the DSP pages and other threads she infected) it looks really embarrassing in retrospect for a lot of people who kept white knighting her.

If you don't feel like digging through the hundreds of posts associated with this, or even my long post on it, here's a Metokur video which hits the biggest beats of the saga.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gm3RifNLfZo
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There were some other knock on results of the saga as well. But you forgot the single best part of it:
  • BSV wearing a naruto cosplay outfit while smoking marijuana
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  • Two people from the DSP subforum getting doxed and revealed as having mail order brides (or at least asian girlfriends)
  • The creation of The Sims Modding Community thread (the husband of the catfish was a sims modder at one stage): https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-sims-modding-community.39020/unread
  • The creation of the Pedo support forum thread (I'm pretty sure this happened because I linked it in The Sims thread): https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pedophile-support-forum.39082/
  • The Sims Modding Community plebs getting mad at KF.
  • The husband of the catfishing duo pissing off the pirate game modding community by secretly putting in a pirate whore house
  • The fake game development company the catfishing duo had been tried to maintain for several years
  • The daughter of the catfishing duo's ex boyfriend/fiance creating a blog post alleging she stole thousands of dollars
  • One of DSP's mods deciding to fuck him over because of the escort's brownie stories (and then later returning to KF to leak a bunch of twitter DMs with DSP proving that DSP was flagging videos for take downs on YT even though he says he's never done shit like that)
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I forgot that the woman who noticed her friend's pics were being used by the catfishers actually got to read up on DSP and made some tweet about having a laugh because someone at her work place had gout.
 
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My vote goes for Bryan Dunn because there's a lot there. His attempts to crawl back to the forums after being banned because Kiwi is the cool kid's club for him, his claims that he took down the Sons of Kojima after they used him as a useful idiot for their autistic slapfights, his obsession with becoming Metokur's best friend and/or personal cocksucker.

And for those of you who wondered how he got married despite his crippling autism, his ex "wife" took to twitter to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop calling her that because they were never married.
 
King n Yellow said:
Some detailed summaries on two nominations:

@PantsFreeZone For being the embodiment of everything wrong with A&H: Joining the site to exclusively post in A&H, "ironically" liking nazis and the kkk, cringey bottom of the barrel /pol/ memes, overreacting and getting mad while claiming they're only "shitposting" when called out, getting temp-banned from A&H and chimping out at mods over it on his wall, accusing @yawning sneasel of being a Jew "one of the big nosed tribe" when he got warned for his behavior.

@OwO What's This? She had the capability to be a normal user but instead opted to be an attention whoring furry that would freak out over really really minor and inconsequential things, create massive drama over said inconsequential things and then leave for three months at a time and then return again to repeat. She couldn't function as a staff member to save her life and caused a sub-forum to implode (granted it was already doomed, but she accelerated it). Also let's not forget the "terrorism won" rant she put on SA.
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I'd like to nominate @princess13456789

Reasons:
Exihibitng w E E n and stalker like tendencies towards famous lolcow Alex Mahan. Makes shitty videos on her YandereDataDigger YouTube account trying to be the next Rommel (guy who made the original Rise and Fall of YandereDev). Hates Alex for being a sperg and censoring criticism yet does the same herself. Exhibits homophobic tendencies and is a 14-15 year old white girl trying to act 17. Exposed for liking to watch gore. Nukes her entire Discord server when people realize how similar she is to the manchild she obssesses over.
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I'm torn because having your mass shooting spree stopped by a Lay Z Boy and having a vagina so ugly that you can be doxed by it are equally hilarious.
 
Wow, so much shit has happened while I was doing my own thing. OwO being banned I wasn't even aware of, but I can definitely say it's about fucking time.

I wasn't even aware of the situation with Sidon's Fleshlight either, but that sounds pretty dumb itself. Who the fuck gloats about having two featured threads on a website?

I was wondering what caused scared sheep to get banned, but again, it was about fucking time.

Overall though, I would say that the Zoosadism sherlock bullshit was the cringiest shit I've seen in a while.

@Null , Could we possibly get a subforum or dedicated thread in lolcows or community watch? One that is dedicated to keeping track of the autistic antics of our stupider community members? I know that's what this thread is, but this is specifically for October only (I was thinking this subforum could be a year-round thing)
 
The worst are the zoos but they aren't really "fail trolls" like the others, just despicable wastes of oxygen. I don't feel like they fit in terms of troll fails because they weren't really trolling.
 
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