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My two favorite little things from the stream were this:
1) We all know that Sargon set the stream for a later time and started early, right in the middle of the night in central US, in order to duck Jim. But he claimed that it was all a mistake, because somehow the hotel wifi magically prevent Youtube from setting it at the right time.

2) Sargon's defense for his suit was "well, what you do expect from a suit I picked up quickly in France." Which insinuates that Sargon doesn't think that halfway decent suits can't be found in France, and also that before his grand Pan-European politics adventure he didn't bother to prepare and pack some big boy clothes.
 
My big :optimistic:hope:optimistic: is that Sargon gets blown out by Jim, then tries to grab Habermann and hbomberguy to talk about what a big evil mastermind Jim was back in the Metokur days. They'd never fucking do it because both would never willingly dredge up anything from their past, but I would love for Sargon to pull together a livestreamed Metokur reunion just to dig up dirt on Jim.
 
Imagine Sargon's smug soylent grin after he clicked the stop button on that stream. "Mission accomplished, I'll be Prime Minister in a week", before he crawls into bed and Dutch ovens himself while furiously masturbating. He really thinks he EXPOSED Jim here. I imagine his buddies in UKIP watching this thinking it's the most embarrassing thing anyone in the party has ever done, bearing in mind UKIP members have publicly had fistfights in the European Parliament offices before.
 
Registered Human said:
He doesn't work for them now, but give it about a month and that might change.
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seeing as he's british this is the only applebee's he's ever gonna be working in

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The Killstream is going on right now and Vee's defense of Sargon is basically that he turned off chats because he's a boomer and doesn't understand technology. Ralph asked him if he was seriously defending Sargon by saying that Sargon is too stupid to be doing things maliciously, and Vee said yes.

The absolute state of Sargon. Even his carrier pigeon thinks he's a retard.

EDIT: Fuck, I'm :late: again.
 
also lmao at Vee derailing the convo on Ralph's stream like "oh the feminists are pretty anti-porn, us skeptics are pretty open about the sexual shit"
the fuck bro
 
spvcxghxztpvrrp said:
also lmao at Vee derailing the convo on Ralph's stream like "oh the feminists are pretty anti-porn, us skeptics are pretty open about the sexual shit"
the fuck bro
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He's a fucking furry vore fetishist, of course he gets super triggered about sexuality because he's super defensive about being a huge degenerate.

Also I liked the part where Vee said that Sargon has an audience of mostly 30+ boomers and he grooms them instead. No one is going to buy this new definition of "grooming."
 
sargons stream had 5k viewers and ralphs has about 4k, imagine jims stream, if fucking ralph is this close to sargons numbers
 
I just cannot fathom why Sargon thought this was a good idea. He even went into the whole "I DO THINGS IN REAL LIFE YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING I AM ACCOMPLISHING SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL!" thing at the end. Was he really that butthurt over the Applebees suit comments?
 
Registered Human said:
Also I liked the part where Vee said that Sargon has an audience of mostly 30+ boomers and he grooms them instead. No one is going to buy this new definition of "grooming."
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Sargon groomed a 17 year old autistic boy named David Sharatt to become a skeptic, only after a few years was he able to break out and tell his story. It's tragic.
 
To be honest, if I was him, I would have just run with the applebees jokes. Especially if he was doing a stream anyway. Just live on air written an application for a job at applebees and attaching one of the images of him with the black shirt and the rolled up sleeves.
 
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A tweet from Sweet Sagron from 2017. A more salient tweet there never was. He was indeed booming tonight.
 
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Ask Jeeves said:
Sargon groomed a 17 year old autistic boy named David Sharatt to become a skeptic, only after a few years was he able to break out and tell his story. It's tragic.
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my man got groomed into becoming a skeptic only to end up looking like he's on HRT after a few years

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Ask Jeeves said:
The entire conflict has escalated because Sargon at every stage couldn't handle any attack. Jim would needle him with light banter and in return Sargon would go for these emotional personally tailored insults, like when he responded to a Super-chat once with "Jim is a failure and he's too afraid to achieve anything due to his lack of self respect", all because Jim called the Liberalists cringe. Sargon's ego just couldn't handle any criticism.

Here's the Venti video

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Christ, I always suspected she had daddy issues, but this just confirms it.

Now I Just feel bad for her and the way the armour septic is treating her.
 
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