Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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STALKER said:
Would anyone seriously pay that much for a crudely drawn Sonic character?
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People have, are, and will pay for precisely that.

Chris sold coffee stained paper, I am honestly not surprised anymore at him selling anything.
 
And now for the Financhu Crisis update:

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edit: that's a nice pile of Funko Pops next to his work table. I wonder how much that set back his bank balance...

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In CPU Goddess Chris Chan Sonichu/Blue Heart We Trust

Chris's hair is looking pretty bad in that image. Has that Sloth from Goonies thing going on.
 
STALKER said:
Would anyone seriously pay that much for a crudely drawn Sonic character?
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He sold two Sonichu standees - one for $300 and the other for $200. I dunno if Rosechu is notable enough to sell, but like neural said, people love throwing money at Chris so it could happen.

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Video's a commercial for his ebay.

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I like how he didn't include the name of his ebay account.
 
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Chris probably would also have a lot more money if he didn't shell out over 50.00$ on HotTopic clothes. Half of what he wears totals to 100.00. That tiara he's wearing costs 12.90. That blue jean jumper dress is 49.90 unless he got it when it was on sale but I doubt that.
So yeah the financhu crisis would be averted if he didn't spend shittons on those.
 
Chris taking a picture of the envelopes in front of $120 worth of funko while blaming postage for being out of money...oh my god, it's nothing new but it never gets old.
 
Silver Octopus said:
Oh God, are those five cans of the really cheap licensed energy drinks you can buy at Hot Topic? Isn't it like really unhealthy to drink one of those, let alone five?
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Yeah, people shouldn't drink sodas in the first place, let alone those aspartame, internal chemistry fucking-ridden shits you buy that all taste the same. I've known people to have died from those.

People can save so much money, and their lives, if they drop soda from their diet.
 
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Oh God, are those five cans of the really cheap licensed energy drinks you can buy at Hot Topic? Isn't it like really unhealthy to drink one of those, let alone five?
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Of course he buys any shit with smol horses on them when their are cheaper, healthier beverages on the market.
 
I just noticed Chris buys Mr Rogers stamps. Is this something people have noticed before? I think it's fucking adorable.
 
I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on Chris trying to sweeten the deal with a fucking pinky promise.

I don't think I've heard anything so innane & childish since the Scale of Respect.
 
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