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NARPASSWORD said:
A while back on this thread, I predicted that assist trophies are coming back, and lolcows would be salty over their favorite character/waifu not being playable. And as it turns out...
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Nice to see that I was right, and see that Smash Bros. autists continue to throw tantrums when they don't get EXACTLY what they want.
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What a dumpster fire.

I was meaning to find this. It's old, but it goes how far Smash Autists throw a shit fit over characters.

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Also, about Krystal, they should be thankful Nintendo even acknowledges her existence, considering how Star Fox Zero basically scrubbed everything from all Star Fox games that's not 64.
 
All this talk and salt about Ridley, Snake and Waluigi... But did we forget the shunned legend that is Sans Undertale?
 
Smash fans circa 2014: "Nintendo needs to put in Ridley Metroid needs more reps."

*Nintendo puts Ridley in*

Smash Fans circa 2018: "What the hell Nintendo we didn't want fucking Ridley in smash we wanted Waluigi!"

The internet is an amazing thing
 
Dont know if it was posted but you guys should look up the ChuDat chronicles. Its post he made on I think Smash Boards where he talks about wanting to fuck his mom and have gay sex. It's pretty silly.
 
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Puar said:
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Why I hate the community sometimes. People being spoiled and whining that certain characters aren't in it or are in it.

The new game has 65 characters and people aren't still happy. There are cases where fans will give Sakurai Death Threats over characters. It's sad.
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"Nintendo. I don't buy your games"
Okay then, your opinion doesn't matter. Seriously, this community is full of babies.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Meanwhile at the SSBM subreddit:

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"Melee looks better than any recent Smash games."

Melee:

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Also in case it hasn't been reiterated before, the new Smash game has either an equivalent to the same tech as what's in Melee or literally the same tech that hasn't been seen since Melee, including a less hand-destroying version of the infamous wavedashing. The game's also been reworked so that it rewards aggression like Melee and edgegaurding is as effective as it in Melee (or in layman's terms, the new game rewards the same playstyle as Melee does). But unlike Melee, there's more than five viable characters/legal stages. It's essentially the Melee people have been begging for.

Don't get me wrong, I used to like watching Melee streams, but holy moly does it get grating after a while. I can't imagine anybody tolerating the same small handful of music, stages, and characters for nearly two decades. At a certain point, you've gotta look for any excuse to pull the plug on Melee after so long, which is partially why seeing people legitimately still getting mad and fervently defending Melee is just sad.

Speaking of Melee players, Mang0 (who is an exclusively Melee-playing competitive player) was invited to the Smash Ultimate invitational. He wound up insulting Sakurai, the game's director, by first acting like he didn't know who he was, then saying he thought he was just some guy who worked on Melee, and finishing up by saying he likes Melee when asked to comment about the game he just demonstrated. It's outlined in this video:


In return, he got disinvited from the next invitational, apparently (I'm not sure if it's a joke but it wasn't presented as one in the video). It just goes to show that even those at the top of the Melee foodchain are still knuckledragging idiots who'll insult anybody who doesn't put Melee on a pedestal over any other iteration, including the man who made the game itself.
 
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I'm a 100% casual player and I think Smash is just a horribly bloated game nowadays. I'm definitely not going to play this new game. It has 100 characters (which half are pokémons and ultra generic Fire Emblem weeb bullshit), 300 stages and 50 game modes but 99% of all this is pure garbage and filler.

I was watching the direct Tuesday and I found out clone characters are a thing now, wtf? Just throw this trash away, who cares about clones (they created a cute new word to officially define then but everybody knows the real definition is "clone")? Nintendo is doing this only to cater to the loudest and autistic fanbase, in other words: the minority.

I really dislike this community, they transformed a party game into a bloated mess who nobody likes anymore. On the Wii U version existed a game mode where you battle on a game board (like Mario Party) or something like that. I let you fuck my virgin asshole if you know someone who played this mode.

Nobody cares! Just release the game with 20 characters and dozen of stages like any reasonable and sensible fighting game out there.
 
Raging Capybara said:
I'm a 100% casual player and I think Smash is just a horribly bloated game nowadays. I'm definitely not going to play this new game. It has 100 characters (which half are pokémons and ultra generic Fire Emblem weeb bullshit), 300 stages and 50 game modes but 99% of all this is pure garbage and filler.

I was watching the direct Tuesday and I found out clone characters are a thing now, wtf? Just throw this trash away, who cares about clones (they created a cute new word to officially define then but everybody knows the real definition is "clone")? Nintendo is doing this only to cater to the loudest and autistic fanbase, in other words: the minority.

I really dislike this community, they transformed a party game into a bloated mess who nobody likes anymore. On the Wii U version existed a game mode where you battle on a game board (like Mario Party) or something like that. I let you fuck my virgin asshole if you know someone who played this mode.

Nobody cares! Just release the game with 20 characters and dozen of stages like any reasonable and sensible fighting game out there.
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> clone characters are a thing now

Lol what. Clones have existed since the original smash on N64.
 
Raging Capybara said:
I'm a 100% casual player and I think Smash is just a horribly bloated game nowadays. I'm definitely not going to play this new game. It has 100 characters (which half are pokémons and ultra generic Fire Emblem weeb bullshit), 300 stages and 50 game modes but 99% of all this is pure garbage and filler.

I was watching the direct Tuesday and I found out clone characters are a thing now, wtf? Just throw this trash away, who cares about clones (they created a cute new word to officially define then but everybody knows the real definition is "clone")? Nintendo is doing this only to cater to the loudest and autistic fanbase, in other words: the minority.

I really dislike this community, they transformed a party game into a bloated mess who nobody likes anymore. On the Wii U version existed a game mode where you battle on a game board (like Mario Party) or something like that. I let you fuck my virgin asshole if you know someone who played this mode.

Nobody cares! Just release the game with 20 characters and dozen of stages like any reasonable and sensible fighting game out there.
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I played Smash Tour a couple of times....mostly just to unlock Pac-Land, but I still played it. So, guess I'll be seeing you tonight.
 
Raging Capybara said:
I'm a 100% casual player and I think Smash is just a horribly bloated game nowadays. I'm definitely not going to play this new game. It has 100 characters (which half are pokémons and ultra generic Fire Emblem weeb bullshit), 300 stages and 50 game modes but 99% of all this is pure garbage and filler.

I was watching the direct Tuesday and I found out clone characters are a thing now, wtf? Just throw this trash away, who cares about clones (they created a cute new word to officially define then but everybody knows the real definition is "clone")? Nintendo is doing this only to cater to the loudest and autistic fanbase, in other words: the minority.

I really dislike this community, they transformed a party game into a bloated mess who nobody likes anymore. On the Wii U version existed a game mode where you battle on a game board (like Mario Party) or something like that. I let you fuck my virgin asshole if you know someone who played this mode.

Nobody cares! Just release the game with 20 characters and dozen of stages like any reasonable and sensible fighting game out there.
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With all this unnecessary anger over something trivial, for a moment I thought I was on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
 
Raging Capybara said:
I'm a 100% casual player and I think Smash is just a horribly bloated game nowadays. I'm definitely not going to play this new game. It has 100 characters (which half are pokémons and ultra generic Fire Emblem weeb bullshit), 300 stages and 50 game modes but 99% of all this is pure garbage and filler.

I was watching the direct Tuesday and I found out clone characters are a thing now, wtf? Just throw this trash away, who cares about clones (they created a cute new word to officially define then but everybody knows the real definition is "clone")? Nintendo is doing this only to cater to the loudest and autistic fanbase, in other words: the minority.

I really dislike this community, they transformed a party game into a bloated mess who nobody likes anymore. On the Wii U version existed a game mode where you battle on a game board (like Mario Party) or something like that. I let you fuck my virgin asshole if you know someone who played this mode.

Nobody cares! Just release the game with 20 characters and dozen of stages like any reasonable and sensible fighting game out there.
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i played that mode :)
 
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