🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
This so-called "dead" thread may not have remained active, but would have remained, & potentially hurt my future similar to the way videotapes have hurt the future of Ray Rice, etc.
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...yeah, I don't think the Kiwi forums are going to hurt your chances of having a relationship.
 
This guy. I like &/or love this guy.

Creates an account using his own email & posts pretending to be someone else.

Compares himself to Ray (the-guy-who knocked-his-fiance-the-fuck-out-in-an-elevator) Rice.

Shows his superior intellect by using the classic "i'm smarter than you people I don't know who don't have a right to judge me or my intelligence" and the little known (but effective) "my infant niece is smarter than you.

I want you inside of me TJ (ha, my phone changed that to TH omg rofl) Church. And I haven't even read your erotica yet. Tell me you will do audio books?!?!
 
This Thread is now on the first page of Google results for TJChurch.
Good Job Cowlick mission accomplished.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Am I the only one imagining TJ's posts being read in Gollums voice after seeing that picture?
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I dunno, I imagined his voice sounding like this:

Cowlick said:
Never done meth or another illegal drug... Similar as to how you've never done math to count up to your IQ.
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WHERE'S THE BLOODY LANCET?!
 
Cowlick said:
Last I checked, this thread was created to determine if I even WAS a "lolcow". (By the way, in my E-mail, that word showed-up as "lockers".) I don't know what one is, nor do I know-or-care if I am one... But the fact anyone here decided to pose that question about me when they had absolutely no interaction with me anywhere proves none of you know me.

1] Fact: None of you know me.
2] You don't know how good-or-bad (at whatever you're judging in your post) I truly am.
3] Without the knowledge described in #2, you don't know if anyone else is/was better-or-worse than me.
4] Without that knowledge, you can't say whether any that failed or succeeded were better or worse than me.
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Someone came on here and made a thread about you, it almost died for roughly-sort of the reasons you outlined. Then you came here and drew attention to yourself, under a different name. We didn't even know who you were and we thought your behavior was odd, and I suppose that's what we're judging. We're not upset with you and we don't hate you.
So yes we didn't even know who you are and you gave us lolz. It's ok though, I don't think you're a bad person, I don't think anyone else does either.
You're welcome to stay and chat with us but honestly it probably is not a good idea.
 
Aww, I just got here.

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I don't think us coming up on a Google search for TJChurch is that damaging to relationships and job seeking at least not in relationship to erotica fiction also coming up in those same results.

Us its just like oh you ran afoul of some internet trolls, well happens to the best of us. However I think if I was searching a prospective date's name and came up with poorly written fap fiction I think I would rethink my choices.
 
I hope he comes back soon! I've been having too much fun making these!

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I have to say, Church may be the ugliest lolcow I've seen since Nick Bate.
 
Alright, so the lolcow reared its head and ran around the pasture and we tipped him over; now my question is, where is he now? We had very little to go off of to start with, but if he uses that name all over the internet there must be more information, he is a rather curious individual. I will research tomorrow but does anyone have any leads?
 
this thread comes as fifth or so result when you type in "tjchurch". if you add a space it's not even on the first page

this leads me to believe tj not only googled himself, but did so multiple times using alternative spelling/punctuation, as well as looking at multiple pages of results for each search
 
Quote from the blog
"I’m a 3-time school-spelling-bee Champion who has also been in contact with a few publishing companies spread across the contiguous United States. I’ve also been printed in the newspaper a few times. That said, it’s not ego but honesty that requires me to admit I haven’t taken an actual class at an actual school in over a dozen years."

Better start saving this crap everyone, blog will prolly be private by morning.
 
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