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I'mPushingButtons said:
Does anyone else feel like following Phil in any capacity is a waste of time? I am not trying to dunk on anyone here with that statement, It just seems like lately Phil has not been bringing anything to the table to keep my attention. Its just daily whining of taxes and blaming his viewers for being boring. Is it time to take a break from the DSP train?
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You're right. Phil is a really bad circus with some epic sideshow freaks though. Ignore him and laugh at everything else.
 
Wurstbrot said:
What are you talking about? Phil tops himself each week with new disgusting behaviours. We can't miss the end of this season!
Until the writers put on an unexpected DarkSydeShippuden, of course.

Some not even old examples:
- Rants about an 11 year old girl for saying "stupid" to him
- It turned out Phil tries to kill detractor videos/channels (DSP tries it~)
- He states his viewers are responsible for entertainment/fun in his streams
- It's ragequit-month
- His subs and patreon drop like crazy & nearly nobody donates to him anymore

And this is just the stuff I remember right now. The package is much bigger.
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You could argue a lot of the stuff Phil does is just repetitions of the same thing with diminishing interest, rage quitting games, saying something that isn't really that offensive that all his detractors find offensive, it just appears he does a lot of shit because of the same people who, for example, couldn't believe he'd rage quit a game even though they previously couldn't believe he'd rage quite a game 4 times prior. The true shitshow is indeed the fans and detractors that surround the guy.

As for Phil trying to take out detractor channels, probably most people irate at that are the same reporting him to Twitter every 5 minutes. Go figure.
 
What are the criteria for placing Jonathan Ross and Bryan outside the DSP subforum, and BSV within? Or vice-versa?
 
Monday Michiru said:
What are the criteria for placing Jonathan Ross and Bryan outside the DSP subforum, and BSV within? Or vice-versa?
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Bryan was considered a cow for his actions during Gamergate (His OP has nothing DSP-related), though he's been getting involved in DSP drama on & off for a while, Ross was discovered due to DSP autismsphere stuff, but a lot of his activity has nothing to do with DSP himself.

Vidar's thread was different, he came into the picture purely because of DSP (over 80% of his posts are DSP-related in some way), so you can't really understand his story without knowing about DSP.

Though I agree with you that the cows have been crossing over to other plains way too much lately. The autism singularity is coming.
 
I'mPushingButtons said:
Does anyone else feel like following Phil in any capacity is a waste of time? I am not trying to dunk on anyone here with that statement, It just seems like lately Phil has not been bringing anything to the table to keep my attention. Its just daily whining of taxes and blaming his viewers for being boring. Is it time to take a break from the DSP train?
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Some sort of neger daily update would be good for that. But ive sort of taken to Snort Burnell and Mr Huth for that. Best suggestion
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
Some sort of neger daily update would be good for that. But ive sort of taken to Snort Burnell and Mr Huth for that. Best suggestion
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I can't be fucked. I can't really see him lasting that long and now that almost all the alogs are dead he's just increasingly boring. I dump his prestream transcripts every day, but thats about as close as a "daily update" you're gonna get unless someone else decides they want to.
 
Daily update: .He begged for money, lied, then played like shit at whatever game.

You want more than that watch yourself. Dude's too painful for more than 5 minutes
 
This is petty, hence why I'm dumping my petty opinion down this handy-dandy Whiner Hole:

When someone posts screencaps of viewers in DSP's chat shitting on him, his gameplay, complaining about the harsh mods, etc. - Unless those viewers have a Subscriber and/or high Bit Cheer badges next to their name, they are just 'detractors', and not worth taking note of. These aren't the average Twitch watchers who've happened to pop into Phil's chat and "Oh my god these completely objective randos sure are taking the boots to Phil with their unbiased critiques! This proves conclusively that even the average man-on-the-street hates Phil!"

The comments of these randos about what's going on in Phil's stream are just as worthless as mine is about their comments in Phil's stream.
 
Haunter said:
This is petty, hence why I'm dumping my petty opinion down this handy-dandy Whiner Hole:

When someone posts screencaps of viewers in DSP's chat shitting on him, his gameplay, complaining about the harsh mods, etc. - Unless those viewers have a Subscriber and/or high Bit Cheer badges next to their name, they are just 'detractors', and not worth taking note of. These aren't the average Twitch watchers who've happened to pop into Phil's chat and "Oh my god these completely objective randos sure are taking the boots to Phil with their unbiased critiques! This proves conclusively that even the average man-on-the-street hates Phil!"

The comments of these randos about what's going on in Phil's stream are just as worthless as mine is about their comments in Phil's stream.
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A very small number of them are pretty funny. Most are trash though.
 
Haunter said:
This is petty, hence why I'm dumping my petty opinion down this handy-dandy Whiner Hole:

When someone posts screencaps of viewers in DSP's chat shitting on him, his gameplay, complaining about the harsh mods, etc. - Unless those viewers have a Subscriber and/or high Bit Cheer badges next to their name, they are just 'detractors', and not worth taking note of. These aren't the average Twitch watchers who've happened to pop into Phil's chat and "Oh my god these completely objective randos sure are taking the boots to Phil with their unbiased critiques! This proves conclusively that even the average man-on-the-street hates Phil!"

The comments of these randos about what's going on in Phil's stream are just as worthless as mine is about their comments in Phil's stream.
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There is a lot of bait from non-sub/cheer people, but when they do have that little tag next to them, theyre the best by far. He bans subs reasonably often
 
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neural said:
Theory doesn't explain the improved cooking, has no NDA and no hookers, 3/10.
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Improved cooking? Schwan's frozen meals vs. Hungry Man frozen meals.

NDA? There is a no video or photography clause in their "relationship".

No hooker? I've heard tales that some successful businessmen (like Phil) hire hookers just for someone to talk to and interact with because they can't maintain a relationship or don't have time or are impotent or whatever. She's a hooker. Free trips, free car, free cell phone, wardrobe, and not asked to help save the house.
 
Sparkletor said:
Improved cooking? Schwan's frozen meals vs. Hungry Man frozen meals.

NDA? There is a no video or photography clause in their "relationship".

No hooker? I've heard tales that some successful businessmen (twatwaffles like Phil) hire hookers just for someone to talk to and interact with because they can't maintain a relationship or don't have time or are impotent or whatever. She's a hooker. Free trips, free car, free cell phone, wardrobe, and not asked to help save the house.
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FTFY.

Calling her a hooker is maybe stretching the verbiage a bit. I recommend Sheila Jeffery's The Industrial Vagina. She's not the one whoring on camera. In that house she is the one with dignity intact, although living with Phil will surely corrupt her poor soul soon enough. I think her refusal to be a clown on camera for gelt is kinda telling that she is, perhaps, an actual adult person, unlike Phil. If she can be said to be a hooker, she is not getting a good deal, I can tell you that.
 
Honestly, my guess is that Kat is a manipulator and was fully aware of how much of a desperate idiot DSP was. He claimed she was going to move in and pay his bills and her only desire was to cook, clean, and help him make videos.

We now see she isn't paying his bills, cooks a couple days a week, and won't be on camera. Either she lied to Phil to get him to pay for her move and everything else, or Phil lied about what she told him. Phil is known for making shit up so it's easy to put the blame on him, but I think Kat is a liar as well.
 
Haunter said:
This is petty, hence why I'm dumping my petty opinion down this handy-dandy Whiner Hole:

When someone posts screencaps of viewers in DSP's chat shitting on him, his gameplay, complaining about the harsh mods, etc. - Unless those viewers have a Subscriber and/or high Bit Cheer badges next to their name, they are just 'detractors', and not worth taking note of. These aren't the average Twitch watchers who've happened to pop into Phil's chat and "Oh my god these completely objective randos sure are taking the boots to Phil with their unbiased critiques! This proves conclusively that even the average man-on-the-street hates Phil!"

The comments of these randos about what's going on in Phil's stream are just as worthless as mine is about their comments in Phil's stream.
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Okay, yes, okay. But this:

DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

Exception needs to be made for whoever said this yesterday. That shit was so funny I think that was the first time I've ever typed anything into FC, let alone to lol.
 
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