UN Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Mega Thread

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...inton-would-have-declassified-ufo-information

Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman was on cable television Friday night peddling conspiracy theories about extraterrestrial life forms, and nobody seems to have noticed.

In fairness, I didn’t really believe it until I saw it either. But there he was, John Podesta, speaking gravely over a foreboding soundtrack, lending his very earnest insights to “Ancient Aliens” on The History Channel. ( Don’t tell Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa ).


Podesta has long been in avid pursuit of the truth about UFOs, memorably reassuring the public during Clinton’s 2016 campaign he’d “convinced her that we need an effort to kind of go look at that and declassify as much as we can, so that people have their legitimate questions answered.”

And so it came to be, this former White House chief of staff and counselor to the president sat before “Ancient Aliens” cameras and unloaded enigmatic observations like, “The government seems to be completely unaccountable to the American public,” and “I've had a number of members of Congress, members of the U.S. Senate say to me, ‘Keep going at this. I'm really interested in it, but I can't say anything about it.’"

Behold this surreal exchange, wherein Podesta very seriously reflects on the Clinton campaign’s pro-alien declassification platform.

NARRATOR: Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, is well-known for his interest in UFO and extraterrestrial encounters, and according to him, so is she.


PODESTA: Secretary Clinton, likewise, was also kind of interested in the topic, and during the course of the campaign said that, if elected, she would have ordered a more thorough declassification review …

NARRATOR: Many believe that had Clinton won, there would have been a seismic shift from the government's long-held policy of secrecy concerning UFO investigations to a new policy of full disclosure.

PODESTA: The system of regulation that creates our secrecy system — what's top secret, what's confidential, these lower levels of classification — that's regulated and has been since the Truman administration by executive order of the president. The president sets forward the general rules of classification, and some presidents have been more forthcoming, wanted less secrecy, some have tightened the reins and wanted more secrecy. It makes a difference.

That provided an opening for another of the episode’s commentators to claim, “The CIA and the Pentagon, they were worried about Hillary Clinton, Secretary Clinton, all the statements she was making, winning the presidency, and going to the Pentagon and basically saying, ‘You are going to give me the information I need to disclose the extraterrestrial presence or I’m gonna fire every single one of you.’”

Which, in turn, set up another expert nicely to insist with dramatic flair: “John Podesta was trying to get ready to open up that we're not alone in the universe. All of that crashed when a different person became president of the United States.”


“November 8, 2016: Donald Trump was elected as America's next president,” the History Channel’s narrator intones. “There would be no disclosure of the secret UFO files.”

So, was Trump’s election really secured by scheming puppetmasters in Russia? Or were those strings perhaps pulled from a little further out of this world by aliens hoping to shield their species from exposure to our planet at this strange moment in time?
 
If her campaign team focused tested occult ritual torture and found it'd give Hillary a boost in ratings she would've, but, as far as I'm aware, they haven't. In 2020 maybe.
 
While I believe Hillary is a power-hungry shrew, I don't really buy into the occult conspiracy stuff surrounding her. Sometimes the truth isn't as interesting as we want it to be.
I find the truth about her to be far more interesting, and horrifying, than a bunch of edgelord-tier occult bullshit.
 
This is what happens when your campaign manager seriously blames their defeat on aliens, you just open the gates to all sorts of looney shit
 
https://www.thedailybeast.com/hilla...primary-because-many-democrats-are-socialists

Hillary Clinton claimed Wednesday that declaring herself to be a “capitalist” during the 2016 presidential primaries may have hurt her with Democratic voters.

“Probably,” she said when asked by Time Inc. Brands CCO Alan Murray if the declaration hurt her. The pair appeared in conversation as part of the Shared Value Leadership Summit in New York City.

“It’s hard to know but I mean if you’re in the Iowa caucuses and 41 percent of Democrats are socialists or self-described socialists, and I’m asked ‘Are you a capitalist?’ and I say, ‘Yes, but with appropriate regulation and appropriate accountability.’ You know, that probably gets lost in the ‘Oh my gosh, she’s a capitalist!’” Clinton concluded, partly referring to the popularity of her primary rival, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), who ran as a self-declared democratic socialist.

The Republican National Committee research team quickly seized upon the remarks, clipping it and posting it to their social-media channels
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So she's claiming to be a capitalist now? When she tried to be the second coming of Eva Peron during the campaign?
 
Capitalist, ah, that's why you wanted to run for president; is to tear down those more successful than you and have cockpuppets of dubious background fill in for them. Oh wait, over hurt feelings? Nah you do you, fucking bitch.
 
In the immortal words of Ghost:
:cans::cans::cans::cans::cans::cans:

I'm reading this more of she feels like she could've gotten more votes by saying she's a socialist or communist.
 
What's more pathetic, that she's still whining about 2016 or that claiming to follow the most successful school of economic thought in history makes you unpopular with the Democratic base?
 
What's more pathetic, that she's still whining about 2016 or that claiming to follow the most successful school of economic thought in history makes you unpopular with the Democratic base?
The second, only because the DNC also supports that.
 
Will this stupid bitch just shut the fuck up already? When even your husband tells you that you sound like nothing but a whiny sore loser, and he's an ex-president, it's time to take the fucking hint already.

What's more pathetic, that she's still whining about 2016 or that claiming to follow the most successful school of economic thought in history makes you unpopular with the Democratic base?

Yes.
 
Things that cost Hillary Clinton the election:

Russia
Gary Johnson
Jill Stein
Cartoon frogs
The Alt-Right
Nazis
Aliens
Capitalism
The fact she was a shit candidate
 

Every fucking time I think she has said the most stupid and cause-damaging thing possible she keeps goddamn talking

I mean.....REALLY?! FUCKING REALLY? YOU LOST BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS HATE CAPITALISM?!

Take some goddamn responsibility for the biggest fuckup in american political history that was your campaign, and fade into ignoble infamy like every failure before you. and stop fucking whining about Uncle Boiney, its just pathetic at this point
 
Boy oh boy did we ever dodge a bullet
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It wasn't a bullet, it was a fucking Schwerer Gustav shell.
 
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It wasn't a bullet, it was a fucking Schwerer Gustav shell.
frankly just reading through the full on personality cult propaganda her campaign was funding and promoting makes it clear we fucking dodged something worse than a nuclear war, since if she was in power she would have full and unquestioning support and power over the media, the deep state, tech companies and more, and thus be in a perfect position to push through the "if you disagree with our party narrative you are a dangerous bigot who needs to be silenced and censored from all media and internet" schtick her drones have been unsubtly demanding be instituted for years now, along with even worse policies aimed at stamping down on potential oppositon
 
That dang dirty Capitalism is what did it. Sure. Really.

I'm so sick of her. Just because she couldn't make Jurassic Park a real thing with a literal velociraptor for president doesn't mean I have to listen to this pigshit for decades to come.
 
I keep hoping one of these days one of her tumbles ends up being her last purely so I don't have to listen to her reeeeeing about 2016 anymore.
 
“It’s hard to know but I mean if you’re in the Iowa caucuses and 41 percent of Democrats are socialists or self-described socialists, and I’m asked ‘Are you a capitalist?’ and I say, ‘Yes, but with appropriate regulation and appropriate accountability.’ You know, that probably gets lost in the ‘Oh my gosh, she’s a capitalist!’”

Woah, hold up, you're telling me that anti-capitalists dislike every kind of capitalism, not just the scary trump kind? You mean socialists dislike the idea of voting in an obscenely rich woman who's never done a day of actual labor in her life to earn more money than most people could earn by working 4 jobs simultaneously for multiple lifetimes?

STOP
THE
PRESSES
 
Woah, hold up, you're telling me that anti-capitalists dislike every kind of capitalism, not just the scary trump kind? You mean socialists dislike the idea of voting in an obscenely rich woman who's never done a day of actual labor in her life to earn more money than most people could earn by working 4 jobs simultaneously for multiple lifetimes?

STOP
THE
PRESSES
The only way you could call her a capitalist is if you considered graft a way of life.
 
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