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samovski said:
"Don't look at them"

What a surprise, even irl his solution is to ignore people. Sounds like a fan as well (maybe not a fan exactly but someone who seems to have no problem with him), what a prick. Must be hard to be so scared of people.
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I'm going to believe this is real since it is such a nothing story, but even so it doesn't paint Phil in a good light. It isn't like this guy came up shouting "hey you pigroach didn't you jerk off in front of a bunch of kids?" the guy literally just said "Phil?" This could have been a fan, detractor, another strreamer, it could have been anybody and Phil's move is to passive aggressively tell Kat to ignore the person loud enough so they can hear. You summed it up well, what a prick.
 
I mean hell, it could've even been a friend from high school or something. To go instantly to "ignore the detractors" really says something about Phil's odd paranoia.
 
chairgate said:
I like how he met Kat "randomly" yet meets a guy randomly and runs away and doesn't even look at them.
I'm sure that doesn't say anything about him tho
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He met Kat online didn't he? That way if she emasculated him he could just block her and claim victory. Can't do that irl. It's a perfect example of fearing consequences. Even the idea of a friendly chat scares the shit out of him. Unless he has 100% control over who says what and when.

His & Kats dinners must be a right barrel of laughs.
 
samovski said:
He met Kat online didn't he? That way if she emasculated him he could just block her and claim victory. Can't do that irl. It's a perfect example of fearing consequences. Even the idea of a friendly chat scares the shit out of him. Unless he has 100% control over who says what and when.

His & Kats dinners must be a right barrel of laughs.
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Yes. They met online, im sure she is a former fan. There was nothing random or by chance in it.
 
A stranger recognizes him in public, says his name and Phil immediately assumes it's a sociopathic stalking detractor out to get him.

Paranoia level 100.
 
Wurstbrot said:
Yeah, this story sounds harmless and non-bullshit enough, it could be true.
However there is this small cricket on my shoulder who stays sceptical.
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I think thinking about it too much is probably a waste of time. It's funny if it's true though.
 
Keystone said:
If it is real I'd love to hear Phil's version. I'd love to hear the valiant tale where he gets accosted aggressively by detractors who tracked him down, only to get repelled by Chad Burnell who told them off and threatened to pound the fuck out of them -- all in front of his woman who was adoring his every move in this climactic battle.
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This is kind of random, but if @JamFlowMan ever decides to kill a few minutes to write a predictive narrative of this (or anything, really), i would just be :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:.

Sometime last year I lurk-stumbled into his summarized comparison of DSRee's calm, measured, live & recorded response & debriefing of the livestreamed swatting incident like 3m after the cops left...... to DSR's next (which was what.. 12h later wasn't it?) & all his subsequent versions of that story as it evolved into this hellbeastly bastardization of humanity & modern science.. and I spent the next half an hour cleaning black coffee lolspew off pretty much everything within 3-4ft of me.

So yeah. There will be no complaints from me if that's a thing that happens. I'm so rooting for DSR to give him some solid source material w this lamp thing.. But art is art, & I am patient. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:

BrunoMattei said:
Someone will bring this up on TKOH or on his stream chat and the dumbass will acknowledge it.
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You think so? Seems like he'd do what he does; path of least resistance in the face of any scale of decision. Particularly when no payoff is in it for him.

Door #1:
"Whuh r u tawking about? I have no ideeuh whuh u r tawking about. You're gone, trowll. AckAckAck........ ... Ehhhhhh..." [insert protracted sigh]

vs.

Door #2
"YAS! Kyat & I were [xyz]
  • [insert either:]
  • reckless, unapologetic abandon, bereft of self-awareness :powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel: -ing about where/what he pissed away their $ on, which is polar opposite of why most ppl gave it to him
  • ///and^or///:
  • pins entire retail excursion on Kat (true or false, doesn't matter) peppered with REE & thinly-veiled throatpunches to his followers about how he can't buy things he needs bc broke bc his supporters are defective bc not showering him with the means to purchase things at IKEA & still afford his pay-per-views.
  • :::SNORRRRT:::
  • ///then///:
  • requisite prolonged evangelizing about lamps = on par w necessity of water/oxygen/sustenance
  • :::Okay?:::
  • ///then///:
  • Must derail story to gather his feeble thoughts & re-up his ever-temporary strawman confidence fix by holding aloft his Look-Gize-I'm-So-Chad-Alpha-And-Not-At-All-A-Beta BanhammerTM, w which he safely extracts all anticipated threats of retort...might take a while
  • ///then///:
  • Selects which of his 10 or 11 go-to schoolyard variations of "ur dumb" zingers he'll use to be shittalk to to people who aren't there anymore. For asking why the fuck he's buying lamps when all they ever hear is his starving artist longcon.. (this will go on for 3-5m)
  • :::SNORRRRT:::
  • He has by now ctrl+alt+baleeted'd himself & has no idea wtf everyone is on about.
  • Remembers, sort of.
  • Veers off into 2004 Evo win.
  • See above.
  • :::Okay?:::
Y'know?

I think it's just too much bullshit for him right now. He's weary. He's uninvested. These Twitch bans have made him feel like the pass-around prison bitch in the pretty dress, & thats as close as he's ever going to get to self-awareness.

But betas that can't admit they're betas never stay in line for long.. He's conserving his strength for the final boss fight, where all this Twitch-forced temper-suppression & Wolverine toy & crocodile magnanimity w da deetrakturz will finally reach critical mass & result in... the impotent pop of a bottle rocket. Then probably a permaban 4 autism from the only god he recognizes right now.

TL;DR: I most respectfully disagree with you, my good sir.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."

REDDIT
Dunno how legit it is.
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So Phil is as big of a cunt as Linkara. Who'd of thunk it?
 
I just can't wait for "Gangstalking Saga" of DSP where he stops streaming video games and instead just streams his insane ramblings of how he has had to lock himself in his 'office' and there's writing on the walls and he hasn't showered in months, has beard and long hair. As a bonus, he had locked Kat in some room because he was paranoid that she'd kill him while he's sleeping, because detractors, d00d!
 
Dead Puppies said:
Phil outing himself as a 'nice guy' is actually kinda hilarious and flies in the face of his whole "I didn't have a problem with women" thing he tried to pull. So which is it Phil? Did women only see you as a friend and never as somebody they wanted to date, or could you get any woman you wanted at the drop of a hat? I'm going to take a guess and pick the former.
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I assure you women never even saw him as friend!
 
TheGoutinator said:
A stranger recognizes him in public, says his name and Phil immediately assumes it's a sociopathic stalking detractor out to get him.

Paranoia level 100.
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I've already wasted enough of my precious & limited "braindead deep thoughts" time for today, but kinda wonder if this has more to do w whatever measures he (possibly?) tries to take to insulate his live-in business partner from the symphony of resources at her disposal that evidence what a vapid pile of shit he is? And when she beats the fuck outta dodge, he's back to his pet dust bunnies, Hungryman, & getting razzed for his shut-in lifestyle & inceldom. Her running into a bearer of truth might expedite her exodus..

By all the (non-DSR) accounts I can vaguely remember offhand, tho none are recent, he has always been at least cordial, if not warm (read: ego handjob YAYY), to fans approaching him in public.

And that's as far as I'm taking this train. I have reel aduhlt things to do today that don't involve peepul chucking cyber-nickels at me to berate them with my slow wit & tenuous grasp on reality for 8h. :)
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
This is kind of random, but if @JamFlowMan ever decides to kill a few minutes to write a predictive narrative of this (or anything, really), i would just be :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:.
Door #1:
"Whuh r u tawking about? I have no ideeuh whuh u r tawking about. You're gone, trowll. AckAckAck........ ... Ehhhhhh..." [insert protracted sigh]

vs.

Door #2
"YAS! Kyat & I were [xyz]
  • [insert either:]
  • reckless, unapologetic abandon, bereft of self-awareness :powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel: -ing about where/what he pissed away their $ on, which is polar opposite of why most ppl gave it to him
  • ///and^or///:
  • pins entire retail excursion on Kat (true or false, doesn't matter) peppered with REE & thinly-veiled throatpunches to his followers about how he can't buy things he needs bc broke bc his supporters are defective bc not showering him with the means to purchase things at IKEA & still afford his pay-per-views.
  • :::SNORRRRT:::
  • ///then///:
  • requisite prolonged evangelizing about lamps = on par w necessity of water/oxygen/sustenance
  • :::Okay?:::
  • ///then///:
  • Must derail story to gather his feeble thoughts & re-up his ever-temporary strawman confidence fix by holding aloft his Look-Gize-I'm-So-Chad-Alpha-And-Not-At-All-A-Beta BanhammerTM, w which he safely extracts all anticipated threats of retort...might take a while
  • ///then///:
  • Selects which of his 10 or 11 go-to schoolyard variations of "ur dumb" zingers he'll use to be shittalk to to people who aren't there anymore. For asking why the fuck he's buying lamps when all they ever hear is his starving artist longcon.. (this will go on for 3-5m)
  • :::SNORRRRT:::
  • He has by now ctrl+alt+z'd himself & has no idea wtf everyone is on about.
  • Remembers, sort of.
  • Veers off into 2004 Evo win.
  • See above.
  • :::Okay?:::
Y'know?

I think it's just too much bullshit for him right now. He's weary. He's uninvested. These Twitch bans have made him feel like the pass-around prison bitch in the pretty dress, & thats as close as he's ever going to get to self-awareness.

But betas that can't admit they're betas never stay in line for long.. He's conserving his strength for the final boss fight, where all this Twitch-forced temper-suppression & Wolverine toy & crocodile magnanimity w da deetrakturz will finally reach critical mass & result in... the impotent pop of a bottle rocket. Then probably a permaban 4 autism from the only god he recognizes right now.
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Spot on. If we could write a program to act as much like DSP as possible, this would be in it.
 
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