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Dragoonism said:
If he gives $100+ regulare, every stream, and buys all his shirts, he will get a seat at the table, but he needs to learn SF and watch out with speaking out of lines a little to often.
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Omfg @BSV you should totally invest into LTG and once youre at the table, convince LTG to do colabs with DSP or form his covenant team around his former FGC history. We could get some possible funny shit from this if you wanted
 
neger psykolog said:
Since we're talking about forums I guess its worth pointing out that Shoryuken.com relaunched.
https://forums.shoryuken.com/u/thekingofhatehd
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Not sure if :late: but, Machineking3131 was truly ahead of his time.

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Being upset about Phil banning you from his forums is like being upset that an over-zealous bouncer won't let you into an empty club. Yeah he's being an unnecessary prick but it's shite in there anyway and he's probably saving you from looking like a tit.

The dude pays hundreds of dollars to keep that waste of server space running and if he wants it to turn into a den of cunts, he has every right. Despite this expense he still has garbage security on it. You can immediately make a new account if you really want to play with Brony Boy and Pineapple Head that bad.

If you'd like me to summarise what is probably happening in your absence, Pineapple has made eight new threads giving business advice that will never be listened to, Amityville has just worked out you can have two browser windows open and he doesn't have to log off every time to log in as ThatDogGuy, and Keith is saying how excited he is about some anime he watched when a pimp stole his wallet in Japan.
 
BSV said:
The pointsystem doesn't matter at all. Sometimes one point is banned indefinentely, and other times it is not even a timeout. There where supposed to be this 3 strikes your out system but when you can just turn around in the door and create a new account the second you got banned. What is the point? I had several of those points. But they had no effect on me.
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Didnt sammy samosa get banned once tho in the past for only a 1 or 2 point violation?
 
"Welcome to the King of Hate Forums, where everything is made up and the points don't matter."
 
Does anyone know whatever happened to the DSP video game on game jolt? Or was it another site? I cant find it anywhere anymore. It was one of those little indie games you play as dsp's face and you throw controllers at the fred fuchs scarface emote and other detractors... get life points by finding that canned sauce, sammy samosa and panda lees face etc......it ends last level where it clips to him wacking it. was actually a well made game had about 8 levels but cannot find it anymore
 
Paying to get Phil to unban you is probably the most pointless thing someone could ever do. And that's saying a lot. But, I mean, think about it. What's gonna happen?

1. You pay him.
2. He unbans you.
3. You say something he/the mods don't like.
4. You get banned again.
5. You cry to Phil (and have to pay moar money so he even notices your message).
6. He tells you that the unbanning was for your previous "trolling", and anything that happens afterwards doesn't count.
7. Repeat the cycle over, or there's the door. Either way, "Thanks for the money, dummy.".
 
_XXIII_ said:
Being upset about Phil banning you from his forums is like being upset that an over-zealous bouncer won't let you into an empty club. Yeah he's being an unnecessary prick but it's shite in there anyway and he's probably saving you from looking like a tit.

The dude pays hundreds of dollars to keep that waste of server space running and if he wants it to turn into a den of cunts, he has every right. Despite this expense he still has garbage security on it. You can immediately make a new account if you really want to play with Brony Boy and Pineapple Head that bad.

If you'd like me to summarise what is probably happening in your absence, Pineapple has made eight new threads giving business advice that will never be listened to, Amityville has just worked out you can have two browser windows open and he doesn't have to log off every time to log in as ThatDogGuy, and Keith is saying how excited he is about some anime he watched when a pimp stole his wallet in Japan.
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This post should be in it's own thread, pinned to the top of this subforum, and titled "No One Cares That You're Banned". It a dumb forum as any of them go and we've seen enough banned screen caps to get the picture. You don't stick a fork in a socket then complain about the results of sticking a fork in a socket.
 
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_XXIII_ said:
Being upset about Phil banning you from his forums is like being upset that an over-zealous bouncer won't let you into an empty club. Yeah he's being an unnecessary prick but it's shite in there anyway and he's probably saving you from looking like a tit.
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lol if its a wordpress site, it can easily be hacked.

Life tip: when a bouncer refuses you entry. Don't wave some money in front of their face. Saying that's what you'd make in a week.
 
I got unbanned today. I just asked a mod to unban me. I was originally banned for typing Snort into chat. Do not give phil money to get unban you can simply ask the mahds.
 
AshitPie said:
Some of Phils replies on his forums make him seem like the biggest reeeeeetard.
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For me it has got to be his response to the recent Nintendo Live Event where Nintendo literally stamped their dominance in the console market by introducing a strong as hell launch window for the next 9 months. Calls it a non-event in which they announce a new brawl game (this one is Labs the original makers). I just laugh because Phil calls himself a gamer but it shows what a hateful unaware cunt he truly is by not realising strong investments and releases. But remember guys youtube dont give money for Nintendo even though 70% of his monthly revenue is twitch and its fucking Smash a game even though dead on the wii u has a prime EVO slot. Yeah sure Phil.
 
Phalanx said:
For me it has got to be his response to the recent Nintendo Live Event where Nintendo literally stamped their dominance in the console market by introducing a strong as hell launch window for the next 9 months. Calls it a non-event in which they announce a new brawl game (this one is Labs the original makers). I just laugh because Phil calls himself a gamer but it shows what a hateful unaware cunt he truly is by not realising strong investments and releases. But remember guys youtube dont give money for Nintendo even though 70% of his monthly revenue is twitch and its fucking Smash a game even though dead on the wii u has a prime EVO slot. Yeah sure Phil.
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I'm trying to see if any point he made about Nintendo makes sense. I know a lot of people on YT and Twitch either refuse to play Nintendo games or they're very wary of it. Maybe that's why he considers it a non-event. I imagine because he can't make a profit from the games probably getting claimed he considers them non-existent.

Simple fact is he's not a Nintendo fan no matter how much he says otherwise. He's not a MGS fan no matter how much he says otherwise. Anything he says he's a "longtime fan" of is bullshit. Just like he's not a old PC gamer.

He's an out of touch idiot who won't play anything without the expectation of money. And it ain't even working for him, he's slowly but surely hemorrhaging money. Let him shit on Nintendo all he wants. They can't have done any better really. Any gamer worth their salt sees that.
 
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