Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Ahffline]

I feel like John Cena and Biblebitch are more intelligent then Jace and Tyce.

My thumbs are more intelligent than Jace and Tyce.

 

[Quote Me Now]

Remember how Jace supposedly had a "Plan B" for if Eli didn't report in for two days?

Do you think we are likely to see it? Jace seems to have lost 99% of his interest in this super tactical operation. I wouldn't be surprised if he forgets about Eli completely if he doesn't report in again...

 

[Xalver]

Maybe jace should call the cops

 

[Le Bateleur]

Maybe jace should call the cops

That wouldn't go so well for him.

"Hello Officer. It's me, the guy from all the DUI stops. Anyway, I sent this guy to Israel with orders to kill a world leader, and he seems to have gotten lost. Tahaaa. Could you find him for me please?"

 

[Zim]

My thumbs are more intelligent than Jace and Tyce.

And also better gamers too.

Tactical high five!

 

[Dork Of Ages]

gudbai eli
tru murican hero
rip in pieces
;_;

 

[Burned Man]

I don't know what song Jace will play at his Deagle Nation funeral, I hope Jace has the dignity to give a folded up Deagle Sans Frontier Flag to his grieving parents.

May he obtain in death what he couldn't in life.

 

[Goddess Jabba]

has eli been diagnosed with autism?

 

[The Mass Debater]

I think we can say Eli is officially MIA.

Edit: Masturbating In Action

 

[CatParty]

has eli been diagnosed with autism?

can one be diagnosed post-mortem?

 

[Burned Man]

I think we can say Eli is officially MIA.

Deagle Nation marines never die they just go missing in action.

 

[PsychicFish]

If by 'MIA' you mean 'his holiday ended and he caught a bus to the airport and went home'

Hell, he could have been on holiday with his parents for all we know.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Three days of radio silence.....

Percentages?

10% chance of Eli is on the way home with his folks, 17% chance he's in a "friendly" jail of some kind, 15% he's in a unfriendly jail, 38% chance he's still derping around the Gaza/Israel border, a flat 5% he made it across the boarder and is derping around in a warzone, 3% he fucked with the wrong security patrol and got shot, 1% he stepped on a mine/IDE, a 1% chance he's on a balcony above a prime minister with a crossbow, and the last 10% us up to fate.

 

[CatParty]

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/497043417026031617

sounds like he finished the fight

 

[Varis]

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/497043417026031617

sounds like he finished the fight

Is he good at anything?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

(laughs ass off)

...Or a 100% chance of sweaty palms.

 

[CatParty]

previous tweet deleted new link
https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/497044270248108032

oh he had to capitalize every word. cwc levels of autism confirmed

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

[edit: catparty beat me to it ]

Seriously, it's the same damn tweet No typos, it's like he looked at his phone and said "not enough autism" I have a feeling the sails again

 

[Dutchbash]

I really don't understand another explanation other than tupacalypse at face-value. I don't think this is a "ruse cruise" or whatever that may mean.

Someone pls explain your theories ;_;

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Seriously, it's the same damn tweet No typos, it's like he looked at his phone and said "not enough autism"

Maybe he wasn't as finished as he thought he was when he sent the first one.