🐮 Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek - aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

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I've got a little more insight on the Jan and Null squabble and the early days of WDG, since people are still asking about it and seemed interested. This will probably be my last :offtopic:-ish post unless some new wild detail comes out, since we're moving out from under the shadow of the ruins of Deagle Nation and into the part of the story where fried_kooch came into his own as not the cow we deserved.

I've seen the PMs between Jan and Null that @MakeItRain was alluding to. Infact getting them was how I caught a kind of shadowban of sorts here - as I mentioned earlier, I had offered my big bountiful Hard Drive and time to organize and manage files to Jan, since he had admitted he was pretty bad at that sort of thing. I showed him a prototype organization order, he agreed and I was the OFFICINAL ARCHIVERIST GUY. We were told (briefly) that we were going to strike out from Kiwi Farms and do our own thing, but little other details were mentioned. His first request was that I get copies of all of his correspondances with Kiwi Farms, particularly those involving null, and handed me the password to his account. I agreed (and at the time didn't think anything really of the null thing, it made sense those were probably the most important messages over random PMs), and started making copies of his messages on my hard drive.

Well, about 40 minutes into me doing so, Jan posted his password openly in Discord or Skype, whichever, and told everyone to go apeshit nuts on the farms with shitposting. The shitpost fest didn't last long, as to bring things to a halt, Kiwi's administration started to slow bandwidth to any account involved with this upheaval to a crawl - people involved could still access the forums, but at something like 5% of the regular loading speed. Those who didn't stand down from this ate bans. Word got around about everyone who had logged into Jan's account, and their accounts were similarly dealt with.

:offtopic:For my part, I never personally participated in the shitposting part (I was trying to do finish up my task and get the PMs archived when the hammer hit and I found out what was going on over the entire site), but I always kinda felt guilty regardless for the small part I was involved with - and plus, I had technically broken forum rules (getting into another account, etc.), so I was involved, no matter how you wanted to spin it. I also fretted for a while about speaking up, since, could I prove I hadn't participated in the shitposting? I couldn't think of a way to do so, unless they could tell what post on the same account came from different IPs or some technical shit. And, as I said, didn't matter; I was involved. So, I accepted my slowdown punishment and left it at that. I could still read the site (without logging in) just fine, and was content until about 5 months ago or whatever when I finally missed joining in on the conversation enough to ask null to lift my slowdown, which he did. Boy it feels good to say that and get it off my chest, it's been over a year that's been bugging me.:offtopic:

As for what was in those PMs, here's a brief account:
Effectively Jan posted that he was leaving the farms and striking out on his own, but kinda typed it up like it was in character - he was very forceful, very demanding, and kind of insulting. Null responded pretty amicably and respectfully, wishing him good luck but also telling him the he wished that Jan wouldn't leave the farms and telling him earnestly how much Jan's work as an admin had helped him especially in bridging between the CWCki and the new KIWI forums. Null seemed to pick up something was off. Jan (apparently for no reason, at least at the time) doubled down, calling null something like a carnie freakshow owner who exploits people for ad revenue, and then got way personal on null, basically saying he was okay to do business with but that he was a horrible awful creepy person who should shoot himself or something, also give me the WDG.com domain whats your price. Null kept it pretty polite but was clearly losing patience with the constant stream of insults to his face and effectively said "if this is the way its gonna be than fine, no dice on the URL. Contact me when you're not in character," and Jan went straight ballistic. Null's last comment is something like, a lament that he just wanted his buddy back, which fell onto deaf ears, and things just kind of broke down from there.

My personal opinion, for what little its worth:
At the time I thought everyone was in the wrong - I sympathized with null for the way shit was going down (especially since Deagle Nation had caused so much strife, DDOS attempts on the farms, etc etc, Jan was straight impossible to reason with), but I felt he really should have given up the WDG.com domain just out of courtesy. Jan was trying to become his own thing without the Farms and to protect his creative baby, but was taking things WAY TOO FAR, even excusing the head wound. It was a drama shit show that was really out of character for everyone and I never knew exactly where to lay the blame *cough*, so I just laid it at everyone's feet. I felt it was shit that things went down the way they did, but I personally had nowhere near enough clout with either party to try and patch things up, so I was pretty powerless, and really, it was better that people went their separate ways if this was what shit was gonna be like, although the departure could have been handled way better. Either way it was over and done, and both people were out of each others lives and not causing drama for one another anymore. Kinda like a bad romantic breakup. :heart-empty:Feels good to get that one off my chest too. I let internet drama between people I like get to me too much powerlevel lawl.

I still have those PMs buried in my early WDG archives somewhere, but I don't think I'll be uploading or posting them fully, out of respect of privacy for both parties - if null really wanted them public, he would have posted them himself already by now, and really, we've dredged up enough of the past already.

Hopefully those confused still by the events of the Kiwi Shitstorm Exodus have had their questions answered. And it was kind of cathartic for me to finally speak my opinions in a proper-ish, place and time.

I’ve heard from my interviewees that Kooch was in contact with Jan on Skype as early as July of 2016. I’m not in the old WDG Skype groups anymore, but July 2016 was allegedly a period where Kooch convinced Jan to essentially start a slapfight with Null to help alienate the Kiwifarms fanbase, who were considered a huge nuisance at the time. People were stalking Jan’s family, harassing DN actors in real life and pestering them to the point where they quit, among other things. Kooch used this as leverage to tap into Jan’s lust for revenge, blaming it all on Kiwifarms. In his badly brain-damaged state, Jan agreed to Kooch’s coercion and proceeded to post incoherent wwe wrestling videos aimed at Null with SlamJam/Linkin Park remixes as the music.

Jan started going on a exceptional larp crusade against KF’s management, which was quickly squashed and went nowhere. It served its purpose; to alienate anyone involved, but was seriously out of character for Jan, as he was previously considered to be a mostly reserved and calculating person, and stated that he didn't want drama at the time. After Jan left to focus on his real life, Kooch was left without a proxy. He would instead re-attempt the conflict under the King of Kek moniker, expecting no one to know who he was.

After Jan’s barely coherent attacks on Null, things began to unravel almost immediately. The fighting even provoked Rob to leave WizDumGun entirely, stating that he “wanted nothing to do with [Kooch’s] army of spergs”. Over the course of the next year, Kooch had attained full control of the remnants of both Deagle Nation and WizDumGun, “running it into the ground” in his own words and losing half the channels’ subscribers in the process.

That makes a whole fucking lot of sense from what I remember from that time, and puts a new spin on things. I always thought Jan's behavior was weird, but I chalked it up to the head wound. I think at the time I remember him saying something like he couldn't tell what was real or fake involving Jace because of the brain trauma - because of that alone I was always glad he took a break from all this to recover - but I never knew he had little fried_kooch whispering shit into his ear and exacerbating the situation, manipulating a mentally compromised Jan. That's really fucked up in a way that makes me mad on the internet like I shouldn't be on a internet drama forum.

Other little things too that line up with your story make more sense now, like one moment where Rob asked me specifically to be at some meeting or another - At the time he commented something like "You've got a really good, level head on your shoulders, so I want you to be there", which at the time I took as just some nice compliment, but now I wonder if he was trying to surround Jan with people who weren't fried_kooch since he sniffed out early what kind of shitlord kooch was and was trying to do right by WDG.

If this is all true and you still talk to Jan (or if he's reading this) I'd just like to offer to bury the hatchet over the beef we had
. I wanted to help him with his comedic endeavors but he screeched at me for being a foreign operative trying to con him out of money because I wanted to help him make t-shirts and it looks like the Paul Harvey version of the story is this idiot got into Jan's ear and was feeding him bullshit. I felt bad about how things ended up between us because I was a huge fan of the true and honest deagle nation (shit look at my avatar, I picked it before this thread was made) and Jan's only real fault was the people he chose to associate with

I feel the same way. I dunno if I'm better as just a fan in the audience or someone involved in a minor capacity or as concierge to Don AutismJokes (something I never was), but I've always just wanted Jan to be happy and able to make funny jokes on the internet that made him happy and others happy and everyone be happy, and to help him in that goal in any way I can.
 
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Never have I seen someone miss the point of Deagle Nation so hard.

I like Jan. I still do. He was clever, creative, and funny. The brain damage thing really sucks, since while lucid he seems pretty chill and level headed. I also kind of like how Jace was supposed to be, like, the least likable person he could think of. I think he failed in that respect since there were very sympathetic aspects to Jace, and also he underestimated just how shitty some of the other subjects of discussion here are (see: Nick Bate, also every "incel" ever, also DarkSydePhil).

This guy is just 100% pure, uncut cringe
 
Never have I seen someone miss the point of Deagle Nation so hard.

I like Jan. I still do. He was clever, creative, and funny. The brain damage thing really sucks, since while lucid he seems pretty chill and level headed. I also kind of like how Jace was supposed to be, like, the least likable person he could think of. I think he failed in that respect since there were very sympathetic aspects to Jace, and also he underestimated just how shitty some of the other subjects of discussion here are (see: Nick Bate, also every "incel" ever, also DarkSydePhil).

This guy is just 100% pure, uncut cringe

Its almost like Kooch was the character Jan was trying to create Jace to be. Which is sad. Sadder still when Jan told him "Hey, actually being that person for real? Its not what you want man, seriously," and Kooch rejected the advice.
 
Yeah this all makes a lot of sense so far. I always assumed that Jan's weird rambling streams where he "got into character" and was all, "LOOK AT ME GAMERS IM THE COMMANDER GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS WOOOO" was just his way to try and sever ties with a character that didn't work anymore so he could move on to his new projects. It sucked but hey, what are you going to do, artists should be able to do what they want. But as soon as really bad shitposting started here and you had Noah being a fat unfunny lump even long time fans had to dip out from that crisco train wreck.

For new members, I don't think I can overstate the importance of Jace upon the forums culture and Deagle Nation upon the lolcow scene. It was at a time of Chris being in slumber and most lolcow threads were pretty small and self contained. Here's a guy that produced regular content and was a veritable meme machine while being able to bring in tons of lore and retcon things he accidentally messed up. There are some videos today that even knowing it's all an act are still incredible to watch like the live stream in Sims 3 where he tried to kill himself, or peeling out in his moms prius while blasting Highway to the Danger Zone while forgetting he'd plugged his laptop in to the extension cord. They were these surreal moments that had you on the edge of your seat because it could, and did, go from boring to insane at a drop of a hat.

That KoK managed to take something that worked on almost ever level and turn it into a big fucking shit pile because he's a fat attention whore without a shred of ability or charisma is very impressive.
 
For new members, I don't think I can overstate the importance of Jace upon the forums culture and Deagle Nation upon the lolcow scene. It was at a time of Chris being in slumber and most lolcow threads were pretty small and self contained. Here's a guy that produced regular content and was a veritable meme machine while being able to bring in tons of lore and retcon things he accidentally messed up. There are some videos today that even knowing it's all an act are still incredible to watch like the live stream in Sims 3 where he tried to kill himself, or peeling out in his moms prius while blasting Highway to the Danger Zone while forgetting he'd plugged his laptop in to the extension cord. They were these surreal moments that had you on the edge of your seat because it could, and did, go from boring to insane at a drop of a hat.

Seconded. I came for cwc (:tomgirl:) but stayed for Jace
 

Thanks for taking the time to type all of that up; the abrupt, weird way that Jan severed ties with Null and Kiwi Farms as a whole was pretty disappointing and kind of sad for a lot of users who had a blast with Deagle Nation. While I don't think anybody was owed any closure on the whole incident, it's certainly nice to get some.
 
Never have I seen someone miss the point of Deagle Nation so hard.

I like Jan. I still do. He was clever, creative, and funny. The brain damage thing really sucks, since while lucid he seems pretty chill and level headed. I also kind of like how Jace was supposed to be, like, the least likable person he could think of. I think he failed in that respect since there were very sympathetic aspects to Jace, and also he underestimated just how shitty some of the other subjects of discussion here are (see: Nick Bate, also every "incel" ever, also DarkSydePhil).

This guy is just 100% pure, uncut cringe
That's probably why he's had a lot less motivation to make vids post Deagle Nation. Concussions can fuck with your energy/will to do things, and that prius wreck (which was real) didn't help. Even if he's hamming up the whole brain damage thing, there were pics of him in the hospital and you don't go to the hospital after minor car wrecks.
 
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You all should be ashamed of yourself, making fun of people that look like melting marshmallows!
 
Thanks for taking the time to type all of that up; the abrupt, weird way that Jan severed ties with Null and Kiwi Farms as a whole was pretty disappointing and kind of sad for a lot of users who had a blast with Deagle Nation. While I don't think anybody was owed any closure on the whole incident, it's certainly nice to get some.

Yeah no problem. Like I said its nice to get it off my chest, and clearly, in a thread about fried_kooch, everyone wants to talk about Jan. It kinda shows how people still feel about him and his works. Like I said hopefully it puts stuff into perspective for whats to come.

Even if he's hamming up the whole brain damage thing, there were pics of him in the hospital and you don't go to the hospital after minor car wrecks.

No he got really fucked up by that car wreck. He tried to keep making funny jokes online because thats the kinda guy he is, but it was really unhealthy for him to go back to the game so soon and it really shows in how things went. For his own sake he never should have done it but he had a forum full of fans and a ride to keep going, and put that above his physical and mental health.

For new members, I don't think I can overstate the importance of Jace upon the forums culture and Deagle Nation upon the lolcow scene. It was at a time of Chris being in slumber and most lolcow threads were pretty small and self contained. Here's a guy that produced regular content and was a veritable meme machine while being able to bring in tons of lore and retcon things he accidentally messed up. There are some videos today that even knowing it's all an act are still incredible to watch like the live stream in Sims 3 where he tried to kill himself, or peeling out in his moms prius while blasting Highway to the Danger Zone while forgetting he'd plugged his laptop in to the extension cord. They were these surreal moments that had you on the edge of your seat because it could, and did, go from boring to insane at a drop of a hat.

There was more to it than that even. I agree that rewatching those old videos, knowing full well its all fake and you're on the other side of a :ruse: is actually better, but there was a lot of good that happened during Deagle Nation. Kiwi Farms had a fundraiser for some autism charity, and the award if you donated was the ability to give Semper Fi ratings, and it did really well from what I remember. During a Christmas stream the community donated enough money for an internet weirdo to give another internet weirdo an Xbox and nobody was hazed or doxed for giving internet weirdos money for frivolous things the way shit goes with Chris or DSP or whoever now. There wasn't anything quite like DN that brought the entire website together as a community, and honestly I don't think there ever will be again. We've grown too large and the community's grown too different (for better or for worse, I'll let you decide). When was the last time we had a real charity drive? We're too worried in the current state of the internet about just keeping the doors open around here.

But, enough about all that. Maybe later we can have another Deagle Nation remembrance thread (we've had a few before) and all the old farts can gather the new accounts up and tell them how great things used to be back then. Lets not let our past overshine our present too greatly, and we've got a cow to discuss. Fried_kooch worked really really hard at being autistic and cringy to get where he is today, and all he's ever wanted was to be the center of attention. Why take that away from him when he's finally getting what he wanted?
 
His head looks like it should turn orange and offer us two scoops of raisins.
 
Yeah no problem. Like I said its nice to get it off my chest, and clearly, in a thread about fried_kooch, everyone wants to talk about Jan. It kinda shows how people still feel about him and his works. Like I said hopefully it puts stuff into perspective for whats to come.
Like I said, I wasn't there for DN, but I see a delicious irony in fried_kooch not finding attention in his own lolcow thread.

That's sad, yo.
 
I came here for the Todokaras/Stinky thread, after the saga had finished up. So I'm really new and all context is appreciated. Preferably not in video form.

At one time he was pretty popular here (despite his popularity being mocked by others, notably on /cow/ who either called him fake or unfunny) and he influenced the "Islamic Content" rating (calling everything he hated/shocking islamic was something he'd do) and the name "Kiwi Farms" (IIRC). I remember lurking during that time, stream announcements were a big thing and so were DDOS attempts during the streams.
Oooooohhhh. OOOOOOOOHHH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH.

Suddenly I understand so many things. My eyes have been opened.

Thank you so much. This gives me more of an understanding of what Deagle Nation and it's offshoots are.

For new members, I don't think I can overstate the importance of Jace upon the forums culture and Deagle Nation upon the lolcow scene. It was at a time of Chris being in slumber and most lolcow threads were pretty small and self contained. Here's a guy that produced regular content and was a veritable meme machine while being able to bring in tons of lore and retcon things he accidentally messed up. There are some videos today that even knowing it's all an act are still incredible to watch like the live stream in Sims 3 where he tried to kill himself, or peeling out in his moms prius while blasting Highway to the Danger Zone while forgetting he'd plugged his laptop in to the extension cord. They were these surreal moments that had you on the edge of your seat because it could, and did, go from boring to insane at a drop of a hat.

That KoK managed to take something that worked on almost ever level and turn it into a big fucking shit pile because he's a fat attention whore without a shred of ability or charisma is very impressive.
Thank you for the explanation!!
 
man it's really sad that Kooch took advantage of Jan when he was recovering from a major brain injury to goad him into reviving a dead character that ran his course and went out in a tasteful manner all because he didn't know how to live without him. The whole ride with Jace was fun as hell and I'll admit as extremely sad as that sounds I have a lot of fond memories of watching his videos and his live streams and thinking about them still makes me laugh to this day, but the man was just tired of his lolcow persona and decided to respectfully retire him so he could move on with his life. But kooch just couldn't let it go because he let his entire identity become so intertwined in the character that he just couldn't let it go because he simply didn't know how to move on without it. I honestly couldn't even bring myself to finish the video where he kept calling Jan obsessively until he picked up because it was so pathetic that I just felt bad for both of them. The poor guy is just trying to move on from all of his old content and he was harassed into consoling a sobbing man child, and when Kooch said that he viewed Jan as a father figure and he started cussing out his mom when she came to check on him it just got to me. I've seen a grown man violently fuck a blow up anime doll while screaming the name of a woman who didn't exist, I've watched an attention whoring sperg record himself prowling around in the suicide forest of Japan dressed like a faggot until he found a dead body that he recorded and used as clickbate for views, I've even seen a deranged tranny try to run for congress to fuel his ego and another equally deranged tranny try claim he was attacked by nazis when people were actually just posting memes to his Facebook page to drain even more money out of his gullible fans, but that just got way too real for me. The guy was completely broken and he was clinging to an act that was long gone because it was the only thing in his life that gave him stability and attention from someone he had admired and he was genuinely falling apart without it. This guy is just broken in so many ways and his antics aren't even funny, it's just depressing watching this guy cling to the past so hard. But I will say that it is fascinating to learn about all the things that went on behind deagle nation, and how this guy desperately kept trying keep it going and then tried to emulate it to get his old idols attention.

And Semper Fi to Jan for all the laughs, and for trying to calm this sperg down when he was harassing him for an entire night and had a massive breakdown on him when he finally answered. It took a lot of patience to deal with something like that and he showed Kooch more kindness than he really deserved for everything he did.
 
But kooch just couldn't let it go because he let his entire identity become so intertwined in the character that he just couldn't let it go because he simply didn't know how to move on without it. I honestly couldn't even bring myself to finish the video where he kept calling Jan obsessively until he picked up because it was so pathetic that I just felt bad for both of them. The poor guy is just trying to move on from all of his old content and he was harassed into consoling a sobbing man child, and when Kooch said that he viewed Jan as a father figure and he started cussing out his mom when she came to check on him it just got to me. I've seen a grown man violently fuck a blow up anime doll while screaming the name of a woman who didn't exist, I've watched an attention whoring sperg record himself prowling around in the suicide forest of Japan dressed like a faggot until he found a dead body that he recorded and used as clickbate for views, I've even seen a deranged tranny try to run for congress to fuel his ego and another equally deranged tranny try claim he was attacked by nazis when people were actually just posting memes to his Facebook page to drain even more money out of his gullible fans, but that just got way too real for me. The guy was completely broken and he was clinging to an act that was long gone because it was the only thing in his life that gave him stability and attention from someone he had admired and he was genuinely falling apart without it. This guy is just broken in so many ways and his antics aren't even funny, it's just depressing watching this guy cling to the past so hard. But I will say that it is fascinating to learn about all the things that went on behind deagle nation, and how this guy desperately kept trying keep it going and then tried to emulate it to get his old idols attention.

And Semper Fi to Jan for all the laughs, and for trying to calm this sperg down when he was harassing him for an entire night and had a massive breakdown on him when he finally answered. It took a lot of patience to deal with something like that and he showed Kooch more kindness than he really deserved for everything he did.
I see this a lot online. Stephen’s University even took in essentially fans of the show to work on it. As we saw with the Lauren Zuke situation, this never turns out well. I’ve always had a hard time separating my identity from some medias I’ve really enjoyed, so I understand it to an extent, but these fans are so intwined with the work they force themselves into it. In indentifying with the work, these fans-turned-helpers’ input is less about the creation and it’s quality and more about themselves. People turning down their ideas or not liking them becomes personal. Wanting to change an aspect of it becomes wanting to change themselves. And if the original creator disagrees with them, it’s like their entire identity crumbles. It’s sad to watch.
 
From what I've found, Yo! Noid here seems to work at an old people's hospital in either Pittsburgh or Wichita.

He boils trash for a living.
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He's saving lives.
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