everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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If you think this is autistic garbage you should probably look into gold star lesbians.

Because that probably just takes the cake in LGBTQIFEKT92301+ autism.


Here's a taste:

> Bisexual women aren't oppressed
> Bisexual women can't use butch and femme those are /LESBIAN GENDERS/.
> They have to use stag and doe instead because we said so and thats not gatekeeping uwu~~
> "I have never had a dick inside me and that makes me better than other lesbians"
> "I don't like women who have fucked men"
 
Mister Loser said:
Why are lesbians the most autistic of the gay community? At this point even most trannies seem sane.
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They can't get laid anywhere and live in a fantasy cartoonland in their heads. I liked what Lauren Southern said about Millennials in Fantasyland


Also probably not even gay tbh.
 
OwO What's This? said:
this thread has 3 pictures in it and they're all in the OP. (edit: #4 ↑)

only 3 pages worth of posts.

and the subject matter isn't even that funny

why is this on the front page
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The people want to complain about lesbians I guess.
 
DICKPICSRUS said:
The bisexual community have come up with the term "bisexual erasure" To Describe this
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Let that sink in. We live in a world where social justice is marginalizing bisexuals enough that there is a term for it. I guess that when your sexual orientation is no longer controversial enough to bother the 'patriarchy' you're no longer oppressed enough so you have to be pigeonholed among the oppressors instead. Social Justice really isn't going to be happy until it successfully manages to eat itself is it?
 
It's like some sort of bizarre reverse paranoia / schizophrenia. "Everyone's out to get me" translates to: "Everyone has to be a lesbian!"
I watched a vid semi-recently from a well known clinical psychologist saying that it's frightening for people with that condition initially. Paraphrasing: "If normal reasons for things happening don't fit, then nothing can be ruled out, and that drives someone to paranoia." If they aren't purposefully being included like the fat kid who wants to play football in the neighborhood but no one wants him because he can't catch, can't tackle and can't be a lineman, then the schizophrenia takes over.

Maybe I'm seeing too much into it. Stupid is, etc.
 
https://prideponies.tumblr.com

I looked up 'lesbian headcanons' and found this shit.

it's so bad
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and it doesn't stop

keep scrolling and all you will see is transpoly demigirl queer pony autism for pages and pages.
sorry this is the best, I'm laughing my rectum off
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FierceBrosnan said:
Jesus... LESBRONIES EXIST
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Lesbronies are the best because they refuse to believe they are bronies because they say they don't like pony porn (which I think is a lie)
but they are open to dissecting fictional horse sexuality nonstop (which is why I think it's a lie)
 
A friend of mine would repeat this meme irl, it was a little embarrassing, but she stopped after she called two dogs lesbians.

Friend: 'aww, those dogs are so cute, they're lesbians'
Friend who was dogsitting them atm: 'they're sisters'

She never said anything was uwu cute lesbians irl anymore and me and s/o have something to laugh about when we see these types of posts. :lol:
also its been awhile farms and this thread brought back a good memory
 
Autopsy Porn said:
Lesbronies are the best because they refuse to believe they are bronies because they say they don't like pony porn (which I think is a lie)
but they are open to dissecting fictional horse sexuality nonstop (which is why I think it's a lie)
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Ah the old "I'm only discussing the possibilities here and my hand being down my pants is just a coincidence" defense.
 
Ive noticed often that with female characters who have literally shown NO interest in any specific gender there are always some lesbians that decide said character HAS to be a lesbian.

then if someone else headcanons said character as straight/bi/pan/ace, they get called a lesbophobe. They'll also make comments like "why do you hate lesbians so much go choke" "cant we have one thing"

also like said above if said character ends up with a guy they throw a fit and basically drop the show eyeroll
 
They throw tantrums if their lesbian waifus are in danger or killed, too.

Guess they're still too lazy to make their own waifus despite the variety of games out there just for that.
 
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