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heymate said:
We talked about this guy over the DeviantArt page. His handle there is Michaeldragon. But he also writes fanfiction under the name Fusiondragon180. And dear lawsey, is it something.
It was Silver the hedgehogs birthday and blaze invited him to her mansion for she a big surprise for her boyfriend. SIlver could not wait to see what his girlfriend blaze had to offer him. And so silver arrived at her mansion knocks on the door. When the door opened it was blaze's butler and greeted silver.

Butler: Ah hello there silver i see blaze got your message.

"Silver: Yep so where is she?" Silver happily replied and questioned as he was eager to meet her.

Butler: Your friend Blaze awaits at the pool and she is waiting for you?

"Silver: Oh boy thanks man."

Silver goes to the pool area where blaze awaits. As Silver enters the pool area he sees blaze laying on her bench but couldn't tell what she was wearing.

Silver: Hey Blaze i'm here.

Blaze: Ah Silver you arrived just in time.

Blaze gets off her bench and Silver gasp with a wide-eyed expression as he looks at what Blaze is wearing. She is revealed to be wearing a tight Purple T-shirt Purple Underwear. And a pair of sexy red high heels(And just to let you know those shoes are not open-toed, nor buckled, nor have any straps.)

Blaze slowly walks towards Silver in her red high heels making click clack sounds from her shoes. And it seems to be turing SIlver on if you know what i mean.

Blaze: So Silver how do i look.

Silver: Ohh Blaze you look beautiful and your legs are so smooth and sexy and your shoes my god those high heels you look so sexy in them.

Blaze:Aww why thank you silver you wanna kiss my shoes and legs and eventually up towards my lips?

Silver: Oh yes please.

Silver starts kissing blaze's shoes while blaze taps her high heeled foot which one usually depends on which shoes silver isn't kissing at the moment. As silver kisses her left and right shoes. He eventually starts to kiss and lick her legs while blaze enjoys enjoys it and taps her high heels. And then when silver tries to reach to her head Blaze places silvers head onto where her breasts are and she continues to tap her high heels. SIlver enjoyed that for a moment and then pulls his head out of where her breasts and blaze allows him to do so as she now prepares her next move.

Blaze: Now kiss me silver.

Silver & Blaze then press their lips towards each other start to make out for a minute. After they are done kissing Silver asks blaze a question.

Silver: Is there anything else you wanna show me?

Blaze: Why Yes silver. DO you love seeing my high heels tapping. Do you want to see me dance in them as they make those clicking sounds.

Silver: Oh yes please.

Blaze: Very well them as a added bonus i'll even let you masturbate to my high heels dancing.

Silver: Oh Thank you Blaze. But what if i make a mess?

Blaze: Don't worry about the mess i'll let the butler clean it up and i won't mind if some of it ends up on me the only bits you'll need to clean is around you dick. Soo you're ready?

"Silver: I'm ready." Silver repaid now ready to fap with his dick which is barely invisible by the way.

Blaze starts to dance and as she's dancing her high heels make those sexy clicking & Tapping sounds. click click clack clickly clack clack tip tap tip tap click clack click clack clickly clack clickly clack clickly clack clack Blaze just keeps dancing and clicking her high heels while silver continues to masturbate.

Silver: Blaze i think i'm almost about to cum.

Blaze:Very well then.

Blaze is now repeatly tapping her heels on the concrete groud as they make those fast rapid clicking sounds. While silver rapidly faps to her tapping until eventually white stuff cums out of his dick. Although it didn't touch blaze silver's white stuff just lands next to silver.

Blaze then walks towards silver click clack click clack the sounds of her high heels still make. She decides step her shoe on a piece of the white stuff and comments.

Blaze: Hmm not bad.

Blaze then proceeds to tongue kiss him as silver ends up enjoying it and helps him relief from his cuming. After they stopped kissing blaze with a flirty smile says.

Blaze the Cat: Well now i think its a good time to clean yourself up silver while i will clean my shoes. After that i have a another surprise for you which is actually similar to what we had now but its much more then you think. But you'll have to wait a few hours before i can show you. Besides you'll need to wait for your dick to be ready for this one. Until then after you clean your dick while i clean and polish my shoes we can hang out for a few hours.

Silver: Alright then.

After Silver cleaned his dick and Blaze cleans her shoes. They hanged out around the mansion Blaze was still wearing her pretty red high heels with a Purple T-Shirt and underwear. Silver and Blaze ate some decilous food, play some video games, and even danced around for a bit. After that it was almost time for blaze to give silver another surprise and she tells him she'll reveal her surprise in the next 5 minutes in the dance room. SIlver then heads towards the dance room and when he tries to open the door its locked but thens liver hears blazes voice begins that door.

Blaze: Sorry SIlver i'm not finished yet and besides 5 minutes haven't completely passed yet so just wait 2 more minutes and i'll tell you when you can come in.

Silver: Oh okay then i'll wait here.

Silver waits outside the dance room for 2 minutes. Then after 2 minutes had passed the door unlocks and when silver tries to get in.

Blaze the Cat: Uh Wait Silver just give me a second to get into position before you can come in…..Okay you can come in now.

Silver opens the door and enters the dance room and he see's Blaze sitting on the stool and she's wearing a Purple Tux vest with a red bowtie but she's still not wearing pants so her purple underwear/thong is revealed along with her bare legs. She's also wearing Red High heels much like the ones from before but somethings different about those shoes.

Blaze: So Silver how do i look?

Silver: You look amazing Blaze. And your shoes still nice on you, Although is this all you have to show me?

"Blaze: Well not exactly…" *Blaze Jumps off her stool and upon landing on her feet her shoes made a loud Click Clack noise and it sounded different from before.* "These are my Brand New High heeled Tap dancing shoes." Blaze said and she starts to do a little tap dance in her new tap shoes which does have metal plates on the bottom soles/heels of the shoes which makes tapping noises especially from tap dancing.

Tip Tip tap tipply tap tap Clickly clickly Tipply tipply Tap tap clack.

Silver: OH my…wow… those are some beautiful tap shoes.

Blaze: I know they are. Now don't masturbate just yet. How about a little couple dance first?

Silver: Oh sure i would love to dance with you.

And so blaze gave out her hand and silver takes her hand and they proceed to dance together. While Dancing they did different styles of dancing like jazz, Tango, and even Tap, even though silver wasn't wearing tap shoes and still wearing his regular boots, he tried to dance the beat with blaze's tap dancing skills. and then they did a slow dance they gazed into each others eyes and they told they love each other and they proceed to press their lips toward each other and tongued kiss once again. After they stopped kissing. Blaze says to silver….

Blaze: Now how about i show you my song and tap dance solo while you sit on that stool. I'll even let you fap to my tapping and when you cum you can spread to where i'm dancing on while tap at your cumin just to show how much i love you. You ready?

Silver: You know it.

Blaze then walks towards the music player as her high heeled tap shoes makes tapping and clicking noises. SHe presses play on the music player and proceeds to start her tap dance while she sings.

You…are…the birthday boy…you are the hedgehog boy…and you got the hot-test girl you have ever loved…and now i'll shall tap dance for you in high heel tap shoes… while i wish you a happy birthday…..

While she snagged that verse her tap shoes made those tapping noises…Click Clack Tap click clack tap Tip tap click clack tap….tip tap tip tap tip click clack tap click clack clickly clack tip tap tip tap tipply tap…tip click clack tap tipply tap. She then performed high kick tap moves while singing the next verse…

Click….Clack…..Click…..Clack Click Clack tap…. Click….Clack…..Click…..Clack Click Clack tap….

Click….Clack…..Click…..Clack Click Clack tap…. Click….Clack….Click…..Tap.

Happy birthday too you….happy birthday too you….happy birthday silver…..happy birthday toooooo yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!

Silver was masturbating to his girlfriend along with her tap dancing and it only started to get better once blaze started her tap solo. Her high heeled tap shoes makes those sexy tapping noises they were clicking, they were clacking, they were defiantly tapping. While silver was flapping to her tapping. And when he came close to cumin he warms blaze he's about to cum and blaze gets ready for it while she continues to tap dance but this time she tap dances faster and quicker. While faps faster to her tapping then eventually silver came and his gooey stuff hand on the dance floor where blaze was tapping on even on her shoes .

Blaze: Ohh Silver you came just in time and i must say tap dancing on your cumin feels so good ohh yes…

Blaze continues to tap dance on silvers white stuff and her taps sounded a bit gooey and blaze feels like as if she's about to cum too but then she messed up a step and started slipping her tap shoes making those slippily tapping noises as blaze struggles to stop slipping and then right when she was about to fall onto the ground Silver saves her from falling on her back using his telekinesis he then slowly pulls blaze towards him and safely lands her on her feet. Her tap shoes making a tap noise when she lands.

Silver: Whoa blaze you feeling alright?

Blaze: Oh i'm better then alright i felt like as if i was cumin too.

Silver: AH Blaze i don't mean to be rude but huh…*Points at her wet underwear.*

Blaze: *Blaze looks at her underwear and it did look wet and actually did felt like she wet herself blaze felt embarrassed as she blushed and giggled* "Ah eheehehe ohh my. Well i did heard rumors that if you tap danced in good looking high heels you might cum but the results would be better if i did it for a man who enjoys my tap dancing.

Silver: Maybe those rumors might be true after all. Well we should probably clean ourselves up again thanks for the tap dance i really enjoyed it.

Blaze: You're welcome silvey and if you like you can stay here in my mansion tonight.

Silver: Oh i would like too. Say if is it okay if we do this again some other time.

Blaze: Sure we do it again some other time.

And so the two leave the dance room as silver exits the room along with blaze as her tap shoes still makes those high heeled tapping noises as she walks out of the dance room.
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BlackBusterCritic was right when he predicted that MichaelDragon might have had a tap dancing fetish!
 
Brought it up in the shipping thread, am bringing it over here. I present here a fic in which after walking in on Viktor Krum cheating on her during the Yule Ball, Hermione transmogrifies her cat, Crookshanks, into a lion. She then proceeds to fuck him.

She had wanted this to be a perfect night, and it all fell apart. All because of these stupid men!

She lifted her head to wipe away some tears, and saw a picture on her bureau. It was of herself, Harry and Ron from their first year at hogwarts.

They all had their arms around each other and smiled at the camera.

She grabbed her wand off her night stand and aimed it at the image.

"Fireas" she yelled, and a small fireball streaked from her wand and struck the image, burning a perfect hole where Ron's head used to be.

A loud, scared yowl and a mass of fur leapt from behind the picture frames, knocking all of them to the floor.

"Crookshanks! I'm so sorry!"

She'd forgotten that the bureau was her cat's favorite sleep spot.

She slid off the bed and picked him off the floor, cradling him to her chest.

She laid back down on the bed, Crookshanks nestled on her bosom.

"Why do men have to be such assholes?" She asked her familiar. She closed her eyes and began sobbing again.

She felt Crookshanks cold nose a second before he ran his tiny tongue against her lips. She laughed it off, and Crookshanks began kneading his paws against her dress, his claws extended just enough to lift the material around her breasts.

"Stop it. You'll ruin it."

She placed him next to her on the bed. She noticed that her nipples had gotten a bit hard from Crookshanks impromtu massage. She laughed at him. "You've gotten further these last two minutes than any boy in this school has tried this year."

Then a dirty thought entered her mind. She had been ready to give her virginity to some stupid immature wizard, and was even thinking of saving herself for Ron. But they both screwed everything up. well the night isnt over yet.

She rolled onto her side and looked at Crookshanks.

"You've been my familiar for over 6 years, and know everything about me. You've been faithful and stood by me always. Could you do me a personnal favor? An intimate favor?"

Crookshanks eyes sparkled as her meaning sunk in.

"Well not in your current form of course. Something a bit more size apporiate."

Interspecies mating wasn't unheard of in the wizard world. With so many creatures, and non-human species, it was a matter of time that the cross breeding would eventually happen. Wizards and witches were so much more open to alternative lifestyles.

Hermione never thought her first lover would be anything but human. But tonight she was thinking outside the box, partly out of frustration and revenge, but also dirty, repressed sexual desire.

She stood up taking her wand, and pointed to a spot on the floor. "Stand over there."

Crookshanks leapt off the bed and sat on the floor.

"Hm, what would work? She could use a polymorph spell to turn Crookshanks into any animal temporarily.

So what should she loose her virginity to? A dog, bear, a horse...she started feeling so turned on by the naughty possibilities.

She smiled as her decision came to her, she aimed the wand at her cat and sopke. "Animus Leonis."

In a sparkly puff of smoke, Where Crookshanks the cat had been, stood Crookshanks the powerful, majestic lion. His thick mane engulfed his head, and his body extended to a full 8 feet. His muscled body stretched out in front of her showing off his new form. "Not too bad," she thought.

She waved her wand over her head and the lights dimmed to what she hoped was the approriate level for a romantic evening.

She returned the wand to the nightstand, then sat on the edge of the bed. She lifted up her dress and removed her panties. They were already damp from her body responding to her new, wicked thoughts. She tossed them to the floor in front of Crookshanks playfully, he sniffed at them and huffed approvingly.

She thought about removing her dress, but decided to keep it on. It only added to wickedness she was building within herself.

Hermione climbed onto the bed and scooted over to the far side. She patted the open side she just vacated.

"C'mon over."

Crookshanks stood up and made his way to the bed. She was glad that she had a large king size bed, but it still creaked under the full weight of this massive animal. Crookshanks lied down on his side, his massive body reaching the bottom of the bed frame. Hermione's petite body barely reached half.

She reached out and took his large head in her hands. She closed her eyes,and waited expectantly, her lips slightly apart.

When nothing happened, she opened her eyes. Crookshanks was looking at her confused.

"My first time is supposed to be special. We go slow. So that means we start by kissing." She closed he eyes again.
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Anonymous review on Adult-FanFiction:
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I know that pairing is popular, but I never would've guessed they'd ship her Angewomon form with him. I suppose it's too icky for some in her cat form.
 
friedshrimp said:
I know that pairing is popular, but I never would've guessed they'd ship her Angewomon form with him. I suppose it's too icky for some in her cat form.
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The WizGato pairing's more popular, but WizAnge's got a bit of a following that goes back at least a decade, at least in art form. In writing, I've found it as far back as 2001 (but the one-shot kinda parodied it). My guess is it might be more for those "what ifs" as fans like to speculate how Wizardmon would react to her Digivolution and not so much because of it being interspecies (which is basically the driving force behind all Digimon-centric ships to begin with).
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Speaking of Digimon fics, I also happened upon this looking for the last fic.

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It should also be labeled under "eye torture" because of this (taken from FFN).
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Let's take a gander at a special bootylicious treat!

Now saying that will keep me up at night.

I found this piece about a year ago, and wanted to find a place to archive it. What better place than a forum made to mock the most mentally deprived people on this Earth.

Anything in quotes is the fanfic itself, and anything not in quotes is my witty commentary.

It was some time in the morning, a certain red-haired girl fluttered her eyes open and groaned as she woke up. She walked towards her bathroom and took off her pajamas before heading into the shower.
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That reminds me, I tried taking a shower after reading this fanfic, and I still don't feel clean, not one bit.

The girl turned the faucet on before she felt the water hit her body, she scrubbed the shampoo over her hair then rinsed it off. The girl then scrubbed the bar of soap over her body, her hands moved below her perky breasts before letting out a moan as her fingers touched the area around her clit.
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Well, the author certainly didn't want us to wait too long for the horrors to ensue. I mean, wow, that escalated quickly. I hit the jump pretty hard, right on my face.

She then moved the soap towards her back, then scrubbed her plump ass with it. Her hands then spread her ass cheeks apart as she moved the soap to clean in between them.
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I'm sorry, but...

SHE'S BUTTFUCKING HERSELF WITH A BAR OF SOAP! Does anyone else care the least bit that they're essentially washing themselves with April's butt stank?

The girl's name was April O'Neil. After washing the suds off of her body, she exited the shower and dried her body with a towel. April then stared at herself in the bathroom mirror, she then had her back face the mirror and stared at her butt. She smirked at it, "Hey there gorgeous." she said.
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"Hello you crazy bitch. You need serious help if you can hear me right now!" replied April's ass.

April then got dressed for school, she smiled as she put on her denim shorts, which helped bring out her ass.
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"Perfect! This slutty, revealing outfit doesn't violate any School Dress Codes whatsoever!"

April made her way downstairs and greeted her father, who was in the kitchen. Kirby smiled at seeing his daughter,
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Yeah, maybe it’s best if I tell you this now, we’re not really reading a fan fiction based on the 1987 cartoon series, we’re really reading a fan fiction about the Nickelodeon version made in 2012. In that series, Kirby really is April’s father. He looks like this:

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I’m not exactly sure why, but to me, he looks like a friggin :deviant:, and someone who would raid the panties of any unsuspecting girls, no matter the age.

April returned the smile and embraced her father. "Hey daddy." she said. April smirked when she felt her father hold her hips then grope her butt, she then broke the embrace and gave her father a peck on the cheek.
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"But seriously Dad, why can't you be normal for once?"

"See you later dad." April said then headed out the door.

Roosevelt High School

April smiled as she walked up the stairs and into her school, she opened up her locker and took out some textbooks before heading towards her class. The red-haired girl walked through the hallway, she noticed some boys and even girls eye her.
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Boys ≠ Liars
Girls = "Oh my god, Becky look at her butt!"

April smirked, 'Guess I can give them some eye-candy.' she thought then walked while swaying her hips.
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I mean, after all, she's the one with the huge ass in this fanfiction, which everyone apparently worships in this weird little world!

She stared back to see the students blushing faces having her giggle.

April walked into her classroom and took a seat as the class began. While the teacher was speaking, speaking about certain moments that occurred throughout history,
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So yeah, she's not really teaching the students about the Civil War or anything, just certain moments of American History, like when Abe Lincoln had that spec of dust on his shoulder in 1865 which he brushed off afterward before being shot.

April stared back at the student seated behind her. The student was a boy named James, who was wearing black sweatpants and a blue t-shirt. The teenage girl would notice James stare at her at certain times, or more specifically her ass.

She gave the boy a wink then turned back towards the teacher and raised her hand, wanting to ask permission to go to the bathroom.
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Not one to judge or anything, but how does one nonchalantly ask to go the bathroom when the person sitting directly in back of them is staring at their ass? How does the teacher not have any ideas? How does the School Board allow this madness to happen?

Boy's Bathroom

James and April entered a bathroom stall, the red-haired girl pushed the boy down on the toilet.
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What the fuck? I thought it was April who asked to go to the bathroom. We never heard of this James kid asking for permission. Is it suddenly okay to sodomize chicks if they ask to go to the men's bathroom?

April sat down on his lap, straddling him. She crashed her lips against his then forced her tongue inside of James's mouth.
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Jesus, it's bad enough we have a fat-assed April O'Neil fucking what I presume to be the author's self-insert, but it all has to be done in the bathroom? I'm not a fan of what's going on here right now, regardless of where it's taking place, but could you at least have the decency to do it in a place where other people aren't busy pissing or taking a shit?

"Mmmm." April moaned. James widened his eyes in shock, he then closed his eyes and returned the kiss. He placed his hands on April's hips, he then groped her ass having the girl moan.
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"Will you keep it down in there? This is the 5th shit I've taken today, and it's because you two are literally scaring the shit out of me!"

April broke the kiss and smirked at James, "Do you like my ass, James?" she asked.
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No, he doesn't, he likes you for your great personality and all of the things you've accomplished in this story.
She has no personality and she does nothing other than seducing people and getting buttfucked.

James groaned as he felt his member harden, "Yeah." he said. April then got off of his lap then took off her shorts and panties, she then pulled down James's sweatpants and boxers. She smirked at seeing the boy's member and gave it a lick from the base to the tip having James moan,
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What bothers me the most about this fanfic is not only that we have a girl with a big ass as the protagonist, or that everyone in this story is fucking creepy, but it's also the author's constant use of the word "smirking". They use this word so much that I'm willing to think that they have no idea what the word even means. Who the fuck smirks when they're about to suck someone else's cock?

April positioned herself above his member and lowered herself on him. "Aaaahhhh." April moaned as James's member entered her. James groaned at feeling April's pussy engulf his cock, the red-haired girl began moving up and down on his lap, moaning.

"Oh fuck, uh, James." April moaned as she bounced on top of James.
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"Did I mention my ass is made completely out of rubber?"

"Uh, your pussy feels so good April." James moaned, then placed his hands on her hips having her quicken her pace.

"Uh...ah..keep fucking me James..ah." April moaned. Their moans filled the room,
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Aw man, I never thought I could piss myself for this long! All it took was a scaring of my sanity, and this did the trick just fine!

a few moments went by until both teenagers felt their release nearing.

"Ah..April, I'm getting close." James moaned, April moaned as her ass bounced on James.

"Me too, James." April moaned. Both teenagers then climaxed, moaning loudly as their cum squirted out of them.
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Good god, I don't know what kind of policies this school has, but there damn sure better be a policy that states that you simply can't get away with shit like this.

The two teenagers then breathe heavily before crashing their lips onto each others, James then breaks the kiss. "I love you, April." he said.

April gives the boy a smile, "I love you too, James." she said.'
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And that was only the first chapter of this story. That's right, there are chapters to this story, so there's more to come, twice as much content to be exact. Be very afraid!
 
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Omegamage said:
My Inner Life is a The Legend of Zelda fanfic which includes Mary Sues, poorly written sex, and the worst case of canon defilement this side of My Immortal.
Link: http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html
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Popping in here to say that I actually know the author of My Inner Life (who is now in her late thirties), and she is 1) insufferable and 2) still a really terrible writer.
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I don't know if she still has the hots for Link, but she does invite minors to 18+ chats and then posts furry porn.
I don't have proof at the moment that the person I know (the author of above) is linksqueen, because the info that she wrote My Inner Life comes from a secondhand source, but I'll see if I can get my hands on it just for you guys.

Edit: No screens yet, but her deviantart (idk if this is known or not) is here: https://kelticdragon.deviantart.com
Edit edit: Got the proof but am on mobile so wait a while :(
 
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I came across this user looking up some Pokémon fics and they come off to me as one of those copy-paste writers based on what I've glanced at. But that was only after I saw what their niche is.

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Tokyo really hasn't been any fun for Flynn and his fellow Samurai it seems.
 
This is doubtless small beer by the standards of this thread, given the garbage you exceptional people unearth, but it did give me a bit of a WTF moment. Especially that cover art:

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edit: forgot the link. Skinny Love: A Johnlock Fanfiction

I guess I'm just not used to seeing this kind of thing on WattPad, maybe? That apparently worshiping at the altar of dick will cure your anorexia, but still let you be a high functioning sociopath. Who knew?

Skinny Love: A Johnlock Fanfiction
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Sherlock Holmes classified himself in many ways. Consulting detective. High-functioning sociopath. Yet he never thought he would be anorexic. When John notices Sherlock growing thinner, he is desperate to find help. Sherlock moves from crime scenes to clinics, his health deteriorating with each refused meal. John must keep a level-head through Sherlock's panic attacks and physical ailments, but he doesn't know how long he can stay strong. As both men see the worst in each other, they realize treatment may come in the form of the most powerful motivator: love.
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There's also a general JohnLock thread, but I figured I'd post this here, rather than necro- that one.
 
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