Disaster Hackers can now hijack your buttplugs - Prepare your anus.

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.......why...whhhhhyyyyyyyy the fuck are we putting bluetooth technology into buttplugs?
 
Fuck, not only can they hack VCRs but also buttplugs.

No one is safe now.
 
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Well good job, autists. Now you've given the world hackable asses.

Growing up watching sci-fi movies and cartoons, thought by now we'd have hovercrafts and be able to connect to the internet via usb hubs at the base of our skulls.

Nope, sorry. Instead we have hackable asses.

Fan-fucking-tastic.
 
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The future of sex toys
 
Anyone who sticks a Bluetooth device up their ass pretty much deserves Russian hackers in their anuses.
 
This is going to be bad when sex robots become more common.

I don't get the draw of bluetooth sex toys. Maybe some people like their long distance lover controlling them from afar or something. But if it can be hacked it will be hacked. No exceptions.
 
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