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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I´ll never forget the many late nights I stayed up late with friends on Skype and we would binge his videos. It was always a fucking riot no matter what he was doing. I would say one of my personal favorites of his would have to be his ¨Poor Man´s Filet Mignon¨.

If you want to see a travesty immediately, just skip to 4:57. It makes my mouth curl in just looking at it
 
Pasc4l said:
I´ll never forget the many late nights I stayed up late with friends on Skype and we would binge his videos. It was always a fucking riot no matter what he was doing. I would say one of my personal favorites of his would have to be his ¨Poor Man´s Filet Mignon¨.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE
If you want to see a travesty immediately, just skip to 4:57. It makes my mouth curl in just looking at it
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I want to punch him in the face everytime he calls food (especially his own) "beautiful". He even called the raw burger with dry buns from his notorious Bison burger video beautiful, when it was clearly a total abomination both visually and culinary.
 
Pasc4l said:
I´ll never forget the many late nights I stayed up late with friends on Skype and we would binge his videos. It was always a fucking riot no matter what he was doing. I would say one of my personal favorites of his would have to be his ¨Poor Man´s Filet Mignon¨.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE
If you want to see a travesty immediately, just skip to 4:57. It makes my mouth curl in just looking at it
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You're supposed to use something like a teaspoon of salt and work it in, not bury the thing under a mountain of salt and just let it sit there.

Also, why not just use meat tenderizer? Because, y'know, that stuff exists.
 
AnOminous said:
You're supposed to use something like a teaspoon of salt and work it in, not bury the thing under a mountain of salt and just let it sit there.

Also, why not just use meat tenderizer? Because, y'know, that stuff exists.
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From what I remember, Jack calls his stuff lazy man's cooking or something like that. If he really were to live up to the name, it would mean taking shortcuts and such, making it actually edible be damned. Calling it lazy man's cooking is also fitting since we have seen how Jack cooks and how it turns out.
 
c-no said:
From what I remember, Jack calls his stuff lazy man's cooking or something like that. If he really were to live up to the name, it would mean taking shortcuts and such, making it actually edible be damned. Calling it lazy man's cooking is also fitting since we have seen how Jack cooks and how it turns out.
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He absolutely fails at even laziness, though.

He often goes way out of his way to make his absolutely shitty recipes fail, when there were very easy ways to do it right.
 
Old video, and probably already covered in this thread, but I wanted to talk about this again because it's so incredibly exceptional.

My absolute favorite thing Jack did, which completely encapsulates why he is a liar and a shill, is when he was serving that raw chicken. He's all like:
"Look how juicy it is. That's.. that's great! This did a great job! That's a lot of.... juice."
"... Didn't cook well right there, so I'm not gonna eat that. See how that is, that's when you cut in to test your meat. It shouldn't be red like that. This is okay to try though, so I'm going to try this piece right here."
*JUMP CUT*
"Now I want to give you a cooking tip, it's really simple! If there's a spot of red in your chicken when you cut into it, literally 1 minute in the microwave boof! just pops it right out. It will cook it the rest of the way, it won't dry it out, it's a Good Tip! I promise you it will work, don't panic! It's not a big deal okayyy?"
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=eO6e5k6Vvnc;t=268Old video, and probably already covered in this thread, but I wanted to talk about this again because it's so incredibly exceptional.

My absolute favorite thing Jack did, which completely encapsulates why he is a liar and a shill, is when he was serving that raw chicken. He's all like:
"Look how juicy it is. That's.. that's great! This did a great job! That's a lot of.... juice."
"... Didn't cook well right there, so I'm not gonna eat that. See how that is, that's when you cut in to test your meat. It shouldn't be red like that. This is okay to try though, so I'm going to try this piece right here."
*JUMP CUT*
"Now I want to give you a cooking tip, it's really simple! If there's a spot of red in your chicken when you cut into it, literally 1 minute in the microwave boof! just pops it right out. It will cook it the rest of the way, it won't dry it out, it's a Good Tip! I promise you it will work, don't panic! It's not a big deal okayyy?"
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I remember watching this right after I had dinner and I almost expelled my meal
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=eO6e5k6Vvnc;t=268Old video, and probably already covered in this thread, but I wanted to talk about this again because it's so incredibly exceptional.

My absolute favorite thing Jack did, which completely encapsulates why he is a liar and a shill, is when he was serving that raw chicken. He's all like:
"Look how juicy it is. That's.. that's great! This did a great job! That's a lot of.... juice."
"... Didn't cook well right there, so I'm not gonna eat that. See how that is, that's when you cut in to test your meat. It shouldn't be red like that. This is okay to try though, so I'm going to try this piece right here."
*JUMP CUT*
"Now I want to give you a cooking tip, it's really simple! If there's a spot of red in your chicken when you cut into it, literally 1 minute in the microwave boof! just pops it right out. It will cook it the rest of the way, it won't dry it out, it's a Good Tip! I promise you it will work, don't panic! It's not a big deal okayyy?"
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It's one of my favorite Jack videos as well, along with the raw Bison burger video and a few others. This video is really dangerous as well, since there apparently are people out there stupid enough to actually listen to what Jack has to say. I still can't believe he actually posted this video, and still hasn't taken it down, despite thunderous criticism and ridicule in the comment section.

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ahhhh yes, the mccormick bag 'n' season video. undoubtedly jack's masterpiece in a long list of hilariously bad videos

it was so obvious the chicken was going to come out raw when he said he was only cooking it for 30 mins at 350 degrees. and it's not like it came out just slightly undercooked, that shit is completely raw. i think it's in this video where we first witness just how much of a moron jack really is, and that's really saying something considering how many other videos he has which make us think the same thing.

and i agree that it's pretty shocking he's left the video up as there are people out there just as stupid, if not more stupid than jack is and would actually cook that recipe the exact way jack did thinking it's perfectly fine
 
What ever happened to that one canning vid he made awhile back? It caused a big fuss over at /ck/ because apparently they canned incorrectly and said it would probably kill anybody who tried to eat it. He must've taken it down because I haven't seen it since

Edit: Also, look at his youtube channel, he has over 300k subs but his recent vids can barely break 20k views
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
What ever happened to that one canning vid he made awhile back? It caused a big fuss over at /ck/ because apparently they canned incorrectly and said it would probably kill anybody who tried to eat it. He must've taken it down because I haven't seen it since

Edit: Also, look at his youtube channel, he has over 300k subs but his recent vids can barely break 20k views
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yeah i've heard about that video. he must have taken it down a long time ago because i've never seen it

that's a common occurrence with channels that started during youtube's first few years. but in jack's case, i think it's also due in part to people realizing just how terrible he is at cooking
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
What ever happened to that one canning vid he made awhile back? It caused a big fuss over at /ck/ because apparently they canned incorrectly and said it would probably kill anybody who tried to eat it. He must've taken it down because I haven't seen it since

Edit: Also, look at his youtube channel, he has over 300k subs but his recent vids can barely break 20k views
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What was he canning? Pickles?
 
here's the canning video. looks like someone saved it

i don't know shit about canning so maybe someone can explain what he does wrong here
 
Aaway said:
here's the canning video. looks like someone saved it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU
i don't know shit about canning so maybe someone can explain what he does wrong here
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Thank you! I remember this guy. Like one of the comments say, he's a penny pinching jew. 4 year old soup... okay then.

As for what he does wrong, he handles the jars and lids with his hands after sanitizing them. The magnet stick isn't just for fishing the lids out of the hot water, it's also so you can put it on the jar without touching it with your hands. He probably does some other things I don't know of too.
 
i'm pretty sure that's the same guy who was in another video with jack where he showed how to make your own laundry detergent

cheap bastard
 
Aaway said:
i'm pretty sure that's the same guy who was in another video with jack where he showed how to make your own laundry detergent

cheap bastard
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Yeah someone in the reupload of the canning vid called him a "cheap jew" because he apparently makes his own detergent and bleach. Also with the fact that he mentions he makes like 5 gallons of soup at a time during the winter so he doesn't have to turn his heat on
 
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