FB 8/28 - Feeling off

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The American Hedgehog said:
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I haven't had a drop of alcohol in a week and I'm still not sober enough to understand this.
 
Trve_Odin said:
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Of course, Chris. She was stressed. Doesn't know her own mind. She's only a woman, after all.

4Macie said:
He's using the same type of logic that he used with Megan. With Megan it was "I know you're upset because you don't know what's going on. I'm doing the finger sex to you. See? Nothing wrong. You're not upset with me, you're upset because you don't know what's happening."

With doopie it's "she doesn't know what's going on. She's not mad at me. She's mad at the trolls and doesn't understand so she takes it out on me"

Chris can't comprehend that he's the reason someone is upset. He's not upset so it has to be misplaced anger. Or he is also upset so don't be mad at him who is also upset and innocent.
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I have a theory about all this. As we know, Chris thinks in cartoon terms, and we're not talking complex, nuanced cartoons. For him, the world is divided into good guys and bad guys. And in those cartoons, the bad guys are really bad. They don't do anything that isn't evil. Their motivations are always evil. Therefore, Chris can't see himself as the bad guy in all this because he just wanted to be friends (possibly with benefits) with a bunch of women, and everyone knows Friendship is Magic (TM)! This talk of "Heroes" is very telling, like he's letting these silly women know that they're confused about who the good guy is.

I think it might have been interesting if the poll had gone the other way, if everyone had voted like he wanted them to. I'd like to have seen his reaction when he presented the results of the poll to the world, and he was still blocked.
 
"I don't deserve all this hatred."

Ah, Chris --- You don't deserve Legos and video games.

GethN7 said:
Most ridiculous of all is is his sockpuppet yes-manning his crap even though we all know it's his sockpuppet.
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I wonder how many more he'll come up with in the next few weeks?

Gunslinger said:
It's literally a stream of garbage tweets about Chris' personal life that none of these people are interested in with his embarrassing emojis tacked on so they'll totally know he's a woman.
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Note the sheer volume as well. Chris didn't just tweet one or two sentence responses, he would dump whole monologues about his entire life. He doesn't want just a hug, no siree, that's not good enough for Chris. Whatcha have to do is shove him whole into your womb, then he'll be happy.

Gunslinger said:
He is sounding more and more desperate
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Recall though: Chris imagines he has hordes of fans and supporters. People begging him to do Sonichu are like the crowds of people wanting MLP, or another Sonic game.
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Mariposa Electrique said:
What in the hell does Chris situation have to do with love, anyway? All these women, up until now, thought Chris was just a distance internet meme. There's no love lost or gained on their part.
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Someone above mentioned something along the lines of the magic of Ponyville (the con) is fading from Chris's life, and coming back to reality was a hard landing for him. That's an excellent theory, but I have to wonder, is there something else? He's really been leaning on the leech button.

Fapcop said:
Why? Polls are a pretty fucking big deal to him. Thanks to :autism: and his black and white way of thinking, opinion polls are TRUE AND HONEST, and can penetrate his reality distortion field in a way that words can't.
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It seems that Chris, for whatever reason, has a desperate emotional need to feel that he has the ear of the 'whole world' (as far as his cheesy brain can comprehend it). I'd imagine that, other than ego, he wants to be able to rely on the rest of humanity to look after him, coddle him, send him gifts, etc. Polls, as you say, are a big deal to him, because they are proof of how people feel about the subject, at least as far as he's concerned.

Chandler Cats said:
(This is one of the best birthdays I've ever had)
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Ay! Happy Birthday!

4Macie said:
With doopie it's "she doesn't know what's going on. She's not mad at me. She's mad at the trolls and doesn't understand so she takes it out on me"
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Y'know... I know this term is thrown around a lot these days, so grain of salt, if you will, but .... the Champion of the Women's Rights sure seems to be fairly misogynist, if you get my drift. Not cool to treat grown women like children and dismiss their feelings about something.
 
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One of the biggest weaknesses in Chris's mental armor, is people not liking him.

He desires popularity more than anything else, and the fact that someone might not like him totally goes against his core beliefs of being a good, kindhearted person.

It's as if you or I got up in the morning, and saw that the sky is red. IT DOES NOT COMPUTE! And always leads to Chris doing one of two things. Or both:

1: Blame trolls or another third party for what is obviously a misunderstanding.

2: Keeps contacting the person to understand WHY they don't like him, and if possible try to correct their wrong opinion.



(For a hilarious example of this, check the galpal emails on the CWCki, where Chris keeps bugging a HS-galpal over and over again, despite being called a freak, weirdo and called out for looking like a "psychotic bag-lady".)
 
4Macie said:
He's using the same type of logic that he used with Megan. With Megan it was "I know you're upset because you don't know what's going on. I'm doing the finger sex to you. See? Nothing wrong. You're not upset with me, you're upset because you don't know what's happening."

With doopie it's "she doesn't know what's going on. She's not mad at me. She's mad at the trolls and doesn't understand so she takes it out on me"

Chris can't comprehend that he's the reason someone is upset. He's not upset so it has to be misplaced anger. Or he is also upset so don't be mad at him who is also upset and innocent.
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Y'know... I know this term is thrown around a lot these days, so grain of salt, if you will, but .... the Champion of the Women's Rights sure seems to be fairly misogynist, if you get my drift. Not cool to treat grown women like children and dismiss their feelings about something.
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It is not so much misogyny but self-centerness, his inability to see other people as people but as tools to be manipulated. In his mind, Doopie and other women are like pieces of electrical equipment. If they're cool or hostile to him, it is just because he's yet to find the correct button to press. Once he does so, they'd rev up and service him. His twitter interaction sure looks like someone fumbling with dials and switches, clumsily trying out "magic words" like love, heart and soul to see which works.

We only see him dealing this bullshit to woman -- thus the apparent "misogyny" -- simply because he's closed his door to JERK MALES altogether. The precious few JERK MALES who still interact with him (like Watermelon) are treated with equal disregard of their feelings.
 
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heyyyJackiePie said:
The cartoon references to support his claims only reinforce how childish and feeble his mind is. Out of respect to the SLGBTQ-DVD-VHS community, I'll no longer refer to him a manbaby, but a transbaby.
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Well to be fair... kinda, we can't expect him to say something like, "Would you block Winston Churchill to stop the Germans!?" because he's not exactly motivated enough to learn history for a better comparison. I guess that's why some tard-babies try to compare Trump to Voldemort after they are done screaming Hitler, because it's all they know or are willing to know.

Still, this meltdown was funny as hell. I think somebody on twitter asked him what battles or victories he won as a "warrior of love" and well, he didn't answer naturally. I would love to see what he would say in his delusional state.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Y'know... I know this term is thrown around a lot these days, so grain of salt, if you will, but .... the Champion of the Women's Rights sure seems to be fairly misogynist, if you get my drift. Not cool to treat grown women like children and dismiss their feelings about something.
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I don't think he intends to treat them as children, but rather it's that he puts women on this pedestal where they're all sweet and kind and perfect and would never be mean to him unless those dang dirty trolls have got to them. There's no way Doopie would have blocked him if she was thinking straight - after all, he too is a sweet, kind perfect woman who likes hearts and flowers. Still misogynistic, but in a different way.
 
Chris will still blame the trolls. Just because he isn't being harassed right this second doesn't mean trolls aren't to blame for his getting blocked. Obviously it's a far-reaching conspiracy of evil doers messaging his potential heartsweets and cock blocking him. He's not capable of seeing himself as the guilty party and if he does have a moment of clarity he quickly dismisses it. Even when Chris apologizes he does so in a way that implies he was not to blame.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I think it might have been interesting if the poll had gone the other way, if everyone had voted like he wanted them to. I'd like to have seen his reaction when he presented the results of the poll to the world, and he was still blocked.
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The problem is that weens actually are exactly as stupid as cartoon villains so they fucked it up by not voting the way he wanted, which would actually have trolled him.
 
AnOminous said:
The problem is that fools actually are exactly as stupid as cartoon villains so they fucked it up by not voting the way he wanted, which would actually have trolled him.
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It's like that Charlottesville local celebrity poll a while back. It would have been pretty funny all round if Chris had won, and who knows what content might have resulted? But the weens had to spam it to death.
 
The Fool said:
Oh sorry it was an IHOP
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25 February 2014

From: chrischansonichu

To: Rebeckah

Sent: Tue, Feb 25, 2014 1:55 am

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!

Thank you. I like the Hoops and Yoyo greeting cards. I'm afraid I was still recovering from the bronchitis that lingers. Nothing was planned. Only highlights were a couple of greeting cards in the mail, rebuilding my Lego (Manchester) High School further, rewatching the Back to the Future movies, my family, and a free ice cream dessert at IHOP. Other than that, I felt lonely and tired during the afternoon. One girlfriend, please. Maybe you can network for me to find a single woman in my area who would be willing to meet in person first. If yes on the networking idea, consult with my friends, Anna and Karla on Facebook on it. I am just too damn shy, paranoid and autistic to do anything by myself, much less make a first move, or financially afford much on the first date.

Sent from my iPhone Stay Safe, Christian W. Chandler
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That line "One girlfriend, please" will always make me crack a smile. I always hear it in the narrator's voice from the audiobooks
 
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