8/1 - Chris pledges to Doopie's NSFW Patreon account

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To be fair, today is the day that Chris got 400 dollars on Patreon as well as his month's tugboat which gets paid to him every Tuesday, so the money he pledged today is money that's basically burning a hole in his pocket that he has to spend immediately as usual.

I'd say since Chris got all this money at once (it was like 2 grand), he's going to end up spending it a lot quicker than normal and probably coming back to begging by like the third week in August. I can't wait to hear his reasoning behind why we should give him money as well, when he basically throws like 50 dollars into a black hole (the Patreon account of a voice actress who doesn't care about him), every single month.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris picked up two more Patreons to support, one of which is Doopie's NSFW Patreon - KittenBell. Is he even aware he's being sued for failing to pay his debt?

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He left this comment on one of Doopie's drawings:

"I enjoy your drawing style, despite the content. I have an idea for the next one, or future one, for your KittenBell: Vinyl Scratch and Octavia (humans) being on each other. Maybe they're both sitting up, makin' out and fondling/fingering. Put on a jammin' boom box playing some dubba/cello mix."

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I'm pretty sure when Chris says 'despite the content' what he means is despite the dicks. He immediately launches into one of his lesbian fantasies--online in front of everyone--involving his pony waifu, so the fact it's pornographic is obviously not the issue. Just the way he presents it is so creepy and disturbing. Doopie had to see this coming, right?
 
Marvin said:
Also, what the fuck is dubba?
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Probably dubstep music through an autistic lexicon.
What Chris is probably trying to suss out in his mind is "Have Electroswing on a Boombox." since Electroswing to an intellectually stunted individual is similar to dubstep, but with swing string instruments.
 
I'm pretty sure his objection to the "content" is that it has a dick in it, hence his request for lesbian porn.
 
Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
I can't believe the culture of degeneracy we live in that people buy and sell this shit.
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Eh, it's porn, there's always gonna be an audience and money to be made there.

Seriously though, how has there not been a visit from a collection agency or the taxman to put an end to Chris and Blob's bullshit?
 
The American Hedgehog said:
He left this comment on one of Doopie's drawings:

"I enjoy your drawing style, despite the content. I have an idea for the next one, or future one, for your KittenBell: Vinyl Scratch and Octavia (humans) being on each other. Maybe they're both sitting up, makin' out and fondling/fingering. Put on a jammin' boom box playing some dubba/cello mix."
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Nuh-uh, Chris, not for free. You're going to have to drop more Patreonbux for that.

ToroidalBoat said:
Porn has been around since the Stone Age. What's new is using Patreon to make money off of thirsty people with mental issues.
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No way. Commissioning art has been easy to do on the internet for a long, long time, no matter how weird or pornographic. Patreon has just streamlined the process further. It's why there won't be a Doopie saga unless Chris does something really off the wall; what's happening right now is pretty unremarkable. Chris is just another creepy person requesting creepy art.
 
In fairness I guarantee you this is not the creepiest thing a requester posted on this woman's page.
 
Karen Riley said:
To be fair, today is the day that Chris got 400 dollars on Patreon as well as his month's tugboat which gets paid to him every Tuesday, so the money he pledged today is money that's basically burning a hole in his pocket that he has to spend immediately as usual.

I'd say since Chris got all this money at once (it was like 2 grand), he's going to end up spending it a lot quicker than normal and probably coming back to begging by like the third week in August. I can't wait to hear his reasoning behind why we should give him money as well, when he basically throws like 50 dollars into a black hole (the Patreon account of a voice actress who doesn't care about him), every single month.
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"we need the money for shakes.... and chris' porn"
 
stets said:
Doopie thread when? We're getting really close to the lolcow event horizon now that she's drawing NSFW cartoon porn for speds on Patreon.
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She's also making Hella cash for it so she's cool.

EDIT: Yes in retrospect I accept this was probably a dumbass thing to post.
 
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