Funny stories about your period

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MakeItRain said:
You know what's even funnier than periods is gaining 30 pounds and becoming an unstable psycho from your birth control lol
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the mirena spiral does wonders, for you have almost no period whatsoever but the stabbing pains that came looking the first round were a bitch
 
I got real scared about having my first period--hahahaha nah I can't do this. :story:

I knew a chick who had super heavy periods and one time during a road trip, even though she wore a pad, she ended up having to get a new pair of underwear out of her suitcase when she stopped at cracker barrel with her parents.
 
When I first got my period, I had a Carrie moment... My parents hid anything to do with sexual reproduction and puberty from me (I went into puberty early [6] and I guess they thought I was too young to know even though I was going through it???)... So when I went to the toilet not feeling too well and stood up to see a bowl filled with blood, I started crying and yelling for help because I thought I was dying.

Then my mom wouldn't let me wear tampons in elementary school so I could never go on school field trips to the pool because I had to wear pads and she told me not to tell anyone, so I had to just sit in the empty classroom until everyone got back. (:_(

As for a more lighthearted story about my period - Once on a road trip with brother in rural Canada (seriously no place to stop) I sneezed my tampon out and had to tell him and he laughed at me. Was super embarrassed at the time but it is kinda funny thinking back on it. Like how was I so unlucky to sneeze so forcefully to shoot my tampon out? :lol:
 
Isn't stained underwear so much fun to deal with you guyz
Coconut Gun said:
Also, get the Depo-Provera shot.
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Depo certainly does its job but holy shit do the side effects suck. For the past several months my cycle has been all out of whack because it's apparently still adjusting to me not being on the shot anymore.

First opportunity I get to have my tubes tied I'm taking it.
 
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Since I only really have boring tales about my bodily fluids, have some Internet period stuff instead.

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Got my first period while at my grandfathers house. He, of course, didn't have any lady essentials being a single man in his 70s. So he told me to sit tight, he'd go to the store for me.

...he came back with cotton balls.

(Note: he's had 8 sisters, a wife, and three daughters... he's always assumed they all used cotton balls and that's what cotton balls are used for... he couldn't come up with any other reason for their existence.)
 
4Macie said:
Got my first period while at my grandfathers house. He, of course, didn't have any lady essentials being a single man in his 70s. So he told me to sit tight, he'd go to the store for me.

...he came back with cotton balls.

(Note: he's had 8 sisters, a wife, and three daughters... he's always assumed they all used cotton balls and that's what cotton balls are used for... he couldn't come up with any other reason for their existence.)
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Well, everyone has to learn how to MacGyver an emergency temp at some point. :sighduck:
 
From today on wards I will collect my menstrual blood into cups to add to my aborted fetus wall. Just to show how many times I could've been pregnant, only to abort when it turned potato. My vagina will be a murder cave.
 
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Ido said:
From today on wards I will collect my menstrual blood into cups to add to my aborted fetus wall. Just to show how many times I could've been pregnant, only to abort when it turned potato. My vagina will be a murder cave.
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Okay, but I really think you should use jam jars for the period blood and put the fetuses in large mason jars. More homey.
 
Ido said:
From today on wards I will collect my menstrual blood into cups to add to my aborted fetus wall. Just to show how many times I could've been pregnant, only to abort when it turned potato. My vagina will be a murder cave.
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Raven sparks that you?
 
I used to get horrible cramps and nausea when I was on mine and I'd be stuck in the bathroom for hours emptying the entire contents of my digestive dract. I missed a ton of school between 8th and 11th grade becasue of how sick I'd get. It wasn't until I was prescribed birth control pills that I was able to actually get shit done in school and life without worry. Feels for anyone who has nasty periods.
 
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Luckiest lady in the world here--my periods are a breeze to deal with. I get cramps on the first day and then nothing. Not a heavy flow either. If I become moody or anything I haven't noticed.
It's all the more bizarre because my mother and my sister have extremely heavy periods that cause them immense pain. My sister in particular has to take serious drugs to reduce pain and bleeding or else she literally can't function. They've both been put onto the new IUDs which help some but I still feel so guilty.
 
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