Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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The only way this story could be more Russian is if the hunters also mulled vodka on the weird metal thing. Oh hell we know they did
There was a similar story from Georgia about a trio of guys stumbling into this neat little metallic container in the woods that projected heat and spent the night chilling out next to it drinking vodka. Two of them survived after extensive medical treatment while the third one died in hospital.
 
Since we're all bored, a sperg on the "muh girls schoool". First, some google earth imagery:
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I don't think any honest person, if they hadn't had the school previously pointed out to them, could reasonably claim that they could point out which building here is a school. As far as I can tell, there are no international symbols to show that a building is a school, likely because usually things go the opposite of how they went in Iran (this is all assuming it was in fact a school at the time of the bombing), typically a military will occupy a school to use as a base, rather than convert a part of a base to a school. If people aren't stupid or perfidious enough to convert parts of military bases to schools, a school will usually be very obviously a school with playgrounds etc. Now, even if there is no international symbol for it, you could certainly come up with some way to indicate that a building is a school if you wanted to right? That is, if you didn't want it to be bombed? Just painting the word "School" on the roof, regardless of language, would be enough. No such effort was made by the Iranians. Here is the "evidence" from satellite images that it was a school:
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Civilian vehicles? Civilian vehicles drive onto most military bases, especially in the Middle East where they're constantly turned into technicals. Cars of the same style are on the military base next door. Brightly painted walls? Either the more recent satellite photos were at too high of an angle or they were repainted, as they don't appear. "Children's" sports field? One, not a playground, and two, there are sports fields on most military bases. There's one on this very military base (which actually has grass on it). The "children's" one also seems to have fallen into disrepair as the markings are no longer visible in more recent imagery, and it's small size is meaningless given that sports fields on military bases are more for recreation than playing full size regulation games. Finally the "it was fenced off from the base!!" is the most retarded talking point possible, plenty of buildings on plenty of military bases are fenced off from other parts of the base. All told, if there really were girls in that building when it was bombed, the Iranians wanted them to be killed, and gave themselves the smallest sliver of plausible deniability by painting some walls. If you convert a portion of a military base to a school and someone has to go through with that fine toothed of a comb to find such weak evidence that it was a school, their blood is on your hands.

People have turned into such massive, dishonest pussies when it comes to war. It should be considered a modern miracle of technology, an amazing display of benevolence and humanitarianism by the U.S. military, that only a single school was hit in such a large bombing campaign, and it was only because the targets of the bombing did all the could to create the conditions for a school to be bombed. A day of actual strategic bombing would probably cause leftists heads to explode Scanners style all across the West. Someone else probably said most of this already but I'm too lazy too look so throw clocks at me if you want
 
Not much. I think there's articles saying the israelis are training dogs to have sex with gazans. Idk if there's any footage of that though
Jews and their animal abuse.
Those poor dogs.

There was a lot of stuff that crumpled up in the first round, like american bases and stuff, but thats kind of part of modern warfare. Something will get hit, you just want it to be things you can afford to lose.
There's a lot that could have been done better, but it's pretty impressive all said and done less than 20 US personnel perished.

There was a similar story from Georgia about a trio of guys stumbling into this neat little metallic container in the woods that projected heat and spent the night chilling out next to it drinking vodka. Two of them survived after extensive medical treatment while the third one died in hospital.
For a minute I thought you meant the US state and imagined some rednecks sipping Tito's in the pinewoods next to a radioactive tin shack.
 
Africans were never that big on boats aside from that time some guys from the Mozambique coast and some Malays settled Madagascar, they probably didn't swim there, and proto-Polynesians sailed all over the pacific ocean colonizing the hundreds of shitty little islands and atolls in between Hawaii to New Zealand, Austronesians (essentially flips and indos) are also natural sea-farers due to being a land of archipelagos.
Fucking whitey giving me education when I'm trying to make a racist joke.
 
Could just be propaganda, but this is allegedly an IRGC footsoldier complaining about his daily rations literally just being a handful of potato cubes and pickles, with no real paycheck being sent.
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The USA should make an exception and allow humanitarian aid but only in the form of SPAM. Go ham on Iran.
 
Africans were never that big on boats aside from that time some guys from the Mozambique coast and some Malays settled Madagascar, they probably didn't swim there, and proto-Polynesians sailed all over the pacific ocean colonizing the hundreds of shitty little islands and atolls in between Hawaii to New Zealand, Austronesians (essentially flips and indos) are also natural sea-farers due to being a land of archipelagos.
supposedly the king of Mali before Mansa Musa tried to sail across the Atlantic with 2000 other ships, he never returned so its safe to say he fucking died. Africans are very proud of this because it means they was tryna reach america before whitey
 
Not sure if right to post this, but someone said that an F-18 getting shot down in Iran completely discredits films like Top Gun Maverick.

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Insanely cringe cope screed typed by brown ESL hands. Wasn't an F-18, and both the pilot and WSO got rescued so there was no "Goose" dying plot point. Also we already have the movie that retard wants, it's called Behind Enemy Lines, but he hasn't heard of it because it isn't one of the top 10 highest grossing movies ever.
 
Anyone who brings up Top -Gun is an ESL brownoid. Americans don't view events through the lens of movies like they did 50 years ago, well maybe if you compare Drumpf to Star Wars or Harry potter, but I digress. Non-Americans on the other hand, do think American events happen in a vacuum of film. That chink fake professor Jang falls into the same trap. Like the pilot rescue is nice, a future movie for sure, but its white noise compared to all the memes and pop culture that distracts the normies. Its fallen out of the minds of most Americans by now since the news cycle moves at breakneck speeds.
 
Meanwhile, Rubio hopes to appeal to China to lean on Iran, but I'd consider anything meaningful coming out of that to be :optimistic: at best.
Really tells us how the crisis on Hormuz is going now that we are relying on our #1 adversary to sort this shit out, even after the bombings, the attempts to call on Europe to do something, and the blockades.

very bad
 
Really tells us how the crisis on Hormuz is going now that we are relying on our #1 adversary to sort this shit out, even after the bombings, the attempts to call on Europe to do something, and the blockades.

very bad
no one is relying on chiner for anything wrt iran lol
 
countdown to Stud or one of the other local retards showing up to post the pictures of midrats for the 50th time to say "acshually it is the Americans who do not get fed"
In hindsight, I wonder if the "US Army is running out of food!" thing was projection that started right around the time that Iran started running out of food for their soldiers. They figured they'd get in first, before the sad IRGC plates managed to leak out in spite of having no internet.

Or, maybe it's propaganda by both sides. Those could be ten-year-old potatoes and pickles from Afghanistan as far as we know.
 
Looks like the strait and the gulf aren't enough for Iran.

UKMTO received a report about suspicious activity 38 nautical miles northeast of Fujairah early this morning, where a vessel at anchor was taken by unauthorized individuals and is now moving toward Iranian territorial waters.
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Probably a separate attack occurred yesterday, it's hard to say because there wasn't a UKMTO report on it.
This happened at the same time when Aragchi visited India for the BRICS meeting just to bitch about how America is a big a bully.

India's Ministry of External Affairs says an Indian-flagged vessel off the coast of Oman was attacked yesterday, condemning the incident as “unacceptable” and expressing concern over the continued targeting of commercial ships and civilian mariners.
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