Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Satellite pictures of the oil leak off Kharg are terrifying, its not a oil slick its a damn FLOW
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Anyone else realize how dangerous the implications of that leak are especially if sustained with 3000 large vessels trapped in that confined waterway?
Here's the thing about oil stud: it doesn't mix with water. It sits on top of it and spreads out into a thin layer which is what you see here. Oil seeping into the ocean is a natural thing.
 
Here's the thing about oil stud: it doesn't mix with water. It sits on top of it and spreads out into a thin layer which is what you see here. Oil seeping into the ocean is a natural thing.
if that thing ignites just the level of smoke it will create will be a hazard to all those sailors on the ships, to say nothing of if the oil leak makes it to one of them

they are trapped in a bowl that someone is pouring gasoline on top of
 
if that thing ignites just the level of smoke it will create will be a hazard to all those sailors on the ships, to say nothing of if the oil leak makes it to one of them

they are trapped in a bowl that someone is pouring gasoline on top of
You're trapped in a bowl of your own wet-brain syndrome. I recommend cutting off all alcohol immediately.
 
Speaking of ceasefires that aren't really ceasefires, America is telling Lebanon to get its ass in gear if it wants an extension on theirs, which is currently set to end this weekend.
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Suffer America Suffer you ain't the master race bitch. Fuck your protestant whores and Protestanized Catholics says the man in the Vatican. True Catholics hate your imperialist bitch asses.
Got some bad news for those praying for an alliance between Popery & Mohammedanism: according to Jew News and the US embassy to the Holy See, the award was massively exaggerated, instead of being some super sphesul top honor it was just a routine participation trophy given out to people who have been ambassadors for 2+ years. The photos of the Pope supposedly issuing the award personally to the Iranian diplomat may have been AI gen'd, and it was instead Cardinal Pietro Parolin (Vatican Secretary of State) who gave the award out.

I'll say it's pretty ironic for a supposed Catholic to root for this development to be 100% true and not merely one of many Iranian lies, considering that back in the day it was the Protestants who allied with the Islamic Ottoman Turks against the rest of Europe and who outright helped the Turks' Barbary vassals kidnap Catholics to sell into slavery. Now it would seem it's not merely today's Groypers but also ultramontanists in general who want to jack themselves off silly to the thought of Muslims carrying off Christians in chains, I know the Catholic Church has fallen on hard times since the day of Philip II but still, God damn...
 
Operation Cervix Bruiser is a go!
Maybe Operation Sledgehammer will take a page from Wagner's sledgehammer based operations.
(Tough watch for some; fair warning):

 
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The UAE is denying receiving an Israeli delegation during the war, likely because they're afraid Iran will start throwing even more shit at them if they don't.
Which wouldn't be a problem if they were confident we'd back them up, but we all saw how much Trump downplayed Iran striking them during the one day of Project Freedom.
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Kharg Island is on the northern end of the Persian Gulf. It's about 400 miles from where all the ships are gathered. The only way that oil spill means anything to the other end of the Gulf is if Trump orders the stargate moved to Kharg from the Tomb of Gilgamesh and sets the exit point to Dubai, then sucks all the spilled oil up through the stargate. He's gonna drink Kharg's milkshake, he's gonna DRINK IT UP

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Iran is getting satellite intel from their allies and don't depend on this delayed public stuff. The US is desperate to keep you and I from seeing this damage not Iran.
I have to agree with this statement. The US and Russia no longer have a monopoly on satellite imagery. Sanctions won't do shit anymore since you can just get your best friend to buy and trade on your behalf. Putin figured this shit out years ago.
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this is where the UAE is for my geographically disinclined kiwis
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pretty sure the UAE is going to start experiencing some food shortages sooner rather than later
UAE airspace is still open with tons of international flights daily. Worse comes to worse, they can fly in food, but they won't starve.
it was just a routine participation trophy given out to people who have been ambassadors for 2+ years.
For a Pope that spergs out about Trumps 'morality' he could have withheld it and made a statement about the 42,000 massacred. This pope is a niggerfaggot. I will now wear the tiny hat and covert to Judaism.
 
the US embassy to the Holy See, the award was massively exaggerated, instead of being some super sphesul top honor it was just a routine participation trophy given out to people who have been ambassadors for 2+ years.
I knew what it was the fact the US Embassy had to cope and seethe on Xitter is why this move is so great. The fact the Church doesn't play into the main character syndrome of America is what I love about it.

Got some bad news for those praying for an alliance between Popery & Mohammedanism:
I think I've gone over this before on the Farms but as a reminder this is the One True Ranking of Religions #1 Catholicism #2 Eastern Orthodox #3 Oriental Orthodox #4 Church of the East #5 Anglicanism and Nordic Lutherans #6 All other Mainline Protestants #7 Islam #8 Zorastrianism #9 Pagans #10 Atheists/Agnostics #11 Satanists New Agers Wiccan etc #12 Last and least American Evangelicals and Baptists. As you can see the further you get away from Catholic structure and Catholic practice the lower your rank is.

Until you get to #12 One might say wanker how can Evangelicals be worse than Satanists the answer is simple Evangelicals like atheists don't believe in God the difference between the two is Evangelicals put themselves as God and worship that. And that narcissistic patriotic masturbation is why America is FUCKED. Please refer back to this post any time you wonder why @Yet Another Wanker favors one religion over another.

For a Pope that spergs out about Trumps 'morality' he could have withheld it and made a statement about the 42,000 massacred.
A propaganda line from the same people who destroyed the Chaldean Church in Iraq and is doing an ethnic cleansing of Maronites and Melkites in Southern Lebanon, Gaza and the West Bank yeah one wonders why the Pope hasn't called for a Crusade yet.
 
I don't know how the Ukraine thread people go years with shit not happening. I'm bored to death already.
We sperg over weapons, zigger Ls online, and the Hungarian elections, as well as reply to the occasional zigger or pink triangle that waltzes into the thread.

Thread tax: Paki grifter (living in the UK) Bushra Shaikh, who's currently touring Iran after being sponsored by the mullah regime, reveals she had an Iranian great grandmother and this is the reason why she's now posting filtered pictures of herself in Bandar Abbas wear.
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The following exchange exemplifies the duality of the Islam orbiter mind. Yasmin is an Iranian boomer who voted for the cabal of pedophile mullahs back in 1979 despite being secular.
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Does Yasmin live in Iran? No, she lives in Canada.
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I knew what it was the fact the US Embassy had to cope and seethe on Xitter is why this move is so great. The fact the Church doesn't play into the main character syndrome of America is what I love about it.

I think I've gone over this before on the Farms but as a reminder this is the One True Ranking of Religions #1 Catholicism #2 Eastern Orthodox #3 Oriental Orthodox #4 Church of the East #5 Anglicanism and Nordic Lutherans #6 All other Mainline Protestants #7 Islam #8 Zorastrianism #9 Pagans #10 Atheists/Agnostics #11 Satanists New Agers Wiccan etc #12 Last and least American Evangelicals and Baptists. As you can see the further you get away from Catholic structure and Catholic practice the lower your rank is.

Until you get to #12 One might say wanker how can Evangelicals be worse than Satanists the answer is simple Evangelicals like atheists don't believe in God the difference between the two is Evangelicals put themselves as God and worship that. And that narcissistic patriotic masturbation is why America is FUCKED. Please refer back to this post any time you wonder why @Yet Another Wanker favors one religion over another.
Okay well, as fascinating as this rant which justifies Oliver Cromwell's method of dealing with the bloodthirsty & perfidious creed of Popery almost as effectively as the absolute state of modern Ireland might be, I must advise that firstly this is not the best of threads for ultramontanists to pound their chests about what enthusiastic slaves of the Vatican they are; it's dedicated to news reporting on the Iran war, not theological squabbles. And secondly that it's also really fucking sad to use verifiably fake news to do so, at that.
 
ultramontanists to pound their chests about what enthusiastic slaves of the Vatican they are; it's dedicated to news reporting on the Iran war, not theological squabbles. And secondly that it's also really fucking sad to use verifiably fake news to do so, at that.
Fine but will you at least learn the meaning of the words Ultramontanes and Gallicanism actually are.
 
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