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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
I don't think it's even an organic interest anyone has. Train autists, gun autists, watch autists, I've seen it all. I never saw a claw machine autist. My theory? He was trying to figure out a channel idea, saw a claw machine, the bachelor's degree in marketing started to spin up in his mind, he thought "hey, I see these in a lot of places, there must be an audience here" and went whole hog into being a fake fan just so he could make a channel about it to monetize.
The counter argument is that buying something with no practical value that he will never use is perfectly on brand. He's the ultimate mindless consumer and buying your own personal claw machines is the ultimate mindless consumption.
An explanation that requires the diarrhea golem to think is, all else equal, weaker than one that requires him to consume.
