🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[JustStopDude]

I knew a guy from Wisconsin and asked him once what it was like. His answer was, "the day before I moved a guy I went to high school with was arrested for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. That's what it's like."

Yeah. There was always weird shit like that in the local police blotter of the paper that made you question humanity.

Everyone knows "Florida Man" but that is mainly due to the state laws requiring the police to release a lot of information immediately to the press. And VA is known for Chris Chan and BMJ, but I've always wonder which US state has the most cows on this site. Scaled to the states population to find which one has the highest density of lolcows.

I wouldn't be surprised if Wisconsin punched above its weight.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Ashton said of Chrissie "she could slit someone's throat and her pulse wouldn't even raise" and Andy commented she seems like the type of psychopaths who can pass lie detector tests because they have zero worry.

So in conclusion, Chrissie is definitely the murderer of her father.

Potential horrorcow in the making? Things are really getting interesting.

 

[lurker7274519]

Is it possible Jeremy would touch or rape a woman? Or is he just creepy?

The only thing stopping him is the same thing that stops most cows for becoming rapists. That is cowardice and lack of a good opportunity, Hambeast would 100% rape a woman if given the chance, I mean how do we know he has not?

 

[Sharpeteer]

On Gary's "Real BBC" show on Nerdrotic, he said that as of today (Tuesday) he still hasn't talked to Chrissie yet. Two days after it happened, he still hasn't talked to her.

So assuming he's telling the truth, he's either decided that he's just not even going to try to engage in a conversation with her, or he's ignoring this shit in hopes it eventually goes away.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I gave Andy a lot of shit a few months ago for being annoying on stream and killing Ashton's roll by sometimes interrupting

He still deserves flak for that from time to time

It's hard to get a word in when Ashton keeps talking and talking. Andy just wants to add his 2 cents sometimes.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Meme Copium is reading his DMs with Sydney Watson on stream right now, while covering Syndey's appearance on Camelot's stream yesterday:

timestamp - around 1 hour 10 minutes in.

She only made a few thousand dollars from her time with Jeremy and the Publica.

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

A 500 pound man baby surrounded by toys knows nothing about Star Wars?

JERALYZER, JERALYZE

500+ mentions across 121 videos

This fucker cant even commit to a position on Star Wars. Are you an expert, or do you know nothing about it? You fucking BABY, constantly looking to the audience to tell him what to think.


BITCH MADE!

Because he doesn't like any of the stuff he collects legitimately. He does it because he was surrounded by other content creators who actually die enjoy nerdy hobbies and he had to appear to fit in simply to poach their audiences. Jer's only real hobbies are gooning, whining, watching other men fuck his wife.

As of Saturday yes.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...omedy-chrissiemayrpod-thechrissiemayr.245232/

Her smile is like 98% gums...

 

[RMQualtrough]

I gave Andy a lot of shit a few months ago for being annoying on stream and killing Ashton's roll by sometimes interrupting, but having them go on break during the Jer stuff and watching other people in the meantime, I can honestly say Kino Casino one of the only streams worth watching when it comes to alog shit. It is just a sea of soy-voice bottom feeding faggots that sound like Flamenco out there with zero charisma.

Sometimes Ashton misses crazy shit and tells him to listen and replays it, and it triggers an epic monologue. He's really good at steering the ship.

I bet you solo Andy streams like Locals are better than solo Ashton. I reckon Ashton is better at prerecorded video if he was solo.

And I bet irl Ashton is the more laid back when not performing while Andy is identical off cam.

That's my read.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Sometimes Ashton misses crazy shit and tells him to listen and replays it, and it triggers an epic monologue. He's really good at steering the ship.

I bet you solo Andy streams like Locals are better than solo Ashton. I reckon Ashton is better at prerecorded video if he was solo.

And I bet irl Ashton is the more laid back when not performing while Andy is identical off cam.

That's my read.

Having watched both.... they're really the best together. Andy wanders around aimlessly when he solo streams. Ashton's pre-recorded has shit peaking crackling audio.

They're the yin/yang of streaming.

 

[Walking Ick]

Someone a while back said he looked like Shanny

I cant stop seeing it now

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

or he's ignoring this shit in hopes it eventually goes away.

Listen it is imperative that we have the weird horse faced swinger blacked pornstar enjoyer whore in our cast to discuss niggers in hollywood and that one mutt from snow white ok!? this is some serious shit, a matter of life and death even, cant you think about the state of marvel for a second? we just HAVE to have her!!11!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Listen it is imperative that we have the weird horse faced swinger blacked pornstar enjoyer whore in our cast to discuss niggers in hollywood and that one mutt from snow white ok!? this is some serious shit, a matter of life and death even, cant you think about the state of marvel for a second? we just HAVE to have her!!11!

I've seen too many people I liked on YouTube eventually do this shit to give the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Unless he just likes getting more comments and super chats about this, you'd think he'd want to squash it as fast as possible. I don't doubt she hasn't called him or tried to reach out or anything like that, but you think he would at least make a phone call or send a text message or something just to get this shit over with, and be able to go to his audience with some kind of answer so they'll stop bugging him about it, if for no other reason.

And you know what? Even if he does fire her, you know he's just gonna replace her with some other thirst trap. Because that's who he is.

 

[gunt cat]

Ah yes, the decline of modern western civilization personified.
Truly inspirational: because what our society needs is more women loving themselves because they don't do that already to an unhealthy neurotic narcissistic degree. This cunt is a LIVE LAUGH LOVE foot tattoo if it decided to become a humanoid figure, like a sick twisted effigy to the blueprint of destroying everything wholesome about femininity. YOU GO GIRL. Razzle dazzle us with some peak comedy such as "cum in my ass" and "my pussy smells like fish.", and while you're at it, why not tell every young girl you meet that it's definitely A-OK to get into a teen pregnancy and sell your body to Harvey Weinstein clones.

I don't like her very much.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Camelot is still a creepy character who has a vendetta against an animated rabbit who rejected him.

Someone said CoomsALot apologized for it? Am I mistaken?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

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Ah yes, the decline of modern western civilization personified.
Truly inspirational: because what our society needs is more women loving themselves because they don't do that already to an unhealthy neurotic narcissistic degree. This cunt is a LIVE LAUGH LOVE foot tattoo if it decided to become a humanoid figure, like a sick twisted effigy to the blueprint of destroying everything wholesome about femininity. YOU GO GIRL. Razzle dazzle us with some peak comedy such as "cum in my ass" and "my pussy smells like fish.", and while you're at it, why not tell every young girl you meet that it's definitely A-OK to get into a teen pregnancy and sell your body to Harvey Weinstein clones.

I don't like her very much.

Im sorry you feel that way.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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never thought I could fit kiwifarms in-between those divorced eyes

She called off her wedding/Broke engagement.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

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Ah yes, the decline of modern western civilization personified.
Truly inspirational: because what our society needs is more women loving themselves because they don't do that already to an unhealthy neurotic narcissistic degree. This cunt is a LIVE LAUGH LOVE foot tattoo if it decided to become a humanoid figure, like a sick twisted effigy to the blueprint of destroying everything wholesome about femininity. YOU GO GIRL. Razzle dazzle us with some peak comedy such as "cum in my ass" and "my pussy smells like fish.", and while you're at it, why not tell every young girl you meet that it's definitely A-OK to get into a teen pregnancy and sell your body to Harvey Weinstein clones.

I don't like her very much.

She confirmed she had her kid at 16 as a teenage mom, and that she dated the father for a year, so her horrible life spiral started at 15 and lets be honest, probably many many years before that

This isn't the modern woman: this is the continuation of our barbarian ancestors all having kids who belong to who knows and sleeping in mud pits, they just have jeans and glasses now

 

[SuffahLolcows]

Considering that he might be "broke" financially. Im curious and apologies if its been discussed but what you guys think is his monthly upkeep for his house? Hes gotta be bleeding money. I would assume the upkeep is around 10k(?)

You are right.

I don't remember the page on here but I think it was $10k for the Jer estate. Then he pays his co-hosts $500 per show we assume. So his overhead is around $20k. And that's just stuff we have access publicly. I wonder if he has financed cars, assets, etc. That might be another $5k if we're generous.

He also has expensive taste food wise. He loves his meat especially when he mentioned it on today's livestream when his concerns are gas and food:

0:48

TLDR: No matter how you slice it, Hambly is broke and not bleeding; but hemorrhaging money. Idk why Chrissy pulled out her broom when its clear just based off the little we know, that Jer is in the RED.

 

[Stunner900]

Ashton said of Chrissie "she could slit someone's throat and her pulse wouldn't even raise" and Andy commented she seems like the type of psychopaths who can pass lie detector tests because they have zero worry.

So in conclusion, Chrissie is definitely the murderer of her father.

You forgot the words alleged

I don't like her very much.

I honestly feel bad for her teenage daughter.

 

[Particle Bored]

But then it gets even weirder