Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's liquor stains on his sweater
On his 5th fireball: Opened already
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To strike channels, but he keeps on forgetting
He's livestreaming now, the whole chat full oranges, silence goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but just an umm comes out
He's slurring, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over— X Meltdown!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Adam, he bulled, he's so glad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, heather hambly knows
Her whole vag getting wetter, it don't matter, he's Sellers the bull
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he looks at his viewcount it doesnt grow, that's when it's
Back to the Bottle again yo, this whole handle of fireball whisky
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the alcohol
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get five shots, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the fireball
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get ten shots, and another 5 more to go
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better
His Bull's cock isnt escaping through Heather Hambly's hole that is gaping
Adam thinks his wife is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward another coffee grifting order
A normal life is boring; but Bulldom's
And Jeremys alcoholic liver Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Jeremy's drinking alcohol like its water, Adam blows in her hole, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast getting women from magic card shows
He's known as the Grapejelli87, no lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own wife
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
Heather don't want him no mo', he's a fat slobber
They moved on to the next schmoe who's viewcounts grows
Jeremy's coffee business nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah
You better lose yourself in the bottle
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the Alcohol
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get ten shots, do not miss your chance to meltdown on X and post
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call Drunken rage
Tear this kino guys roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept shittin' and changed right in into the next diaper
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fireball that I can't get by with my nine-to-
Five and I can't provide the right type of life for Heather Hambly
'Cause man, these goddamn bull runs don't buy happiness
And there's no love in our marriage, heather hamblys with skyrone, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a grifter and a flaggot prima donna
Adam Seller's drama, Heather screamin' his name in bed, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of Jeremy's daily
Fireballs Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Grifting is my only motherfuckin option failure's not
Mel, I love you, but these bible verses's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Seller's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the booze
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get Ten shots, do not miss your chance to blow up and go to X and Post
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the booze
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to meltdown and go on x and post
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better… delete your channel. You know what I'm saying then blame it on the casino. Yea.
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
