🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Gentleman Behold, Corn!

https://youtu.be/TGm2Q4jUV8Y?si=45uO8zDjQAdBc-Wi

"Gee I dunno man, I mean after last time"

"THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT!"

"Well ok then"

"IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL! IS IT CHRISSIE?! AHAHAHAHAHA"

 

[Bullooo]

SimpCast! Let's Talk about Oranges for a bit... Then other stuff​

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480p Archive:
SimpCast! Let's Talk about Oranges for a bit... Then other stuff [1kJzDMLqaaXKv].mp4

Good job, I have a feeling this one is getting deleted of the channel very soon.

 

[GenuineSunset]

Good job, I have a feeling this one is getting deleted of the channel very soon.

Well she'll have to delete it from Twitter and Rumble too lmao

 

[James done did it]

What song do you guys expect Chrissie gets by Songs in the Key of CWC?

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Honestly, I really feel for Chrissie. She witnessed a very, very brutal murder, and that's gotta be hard on anyone.

But enough about her career.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

My girl Cherry Perez has to make her gimmick her face reacting to shit. Big winner of the night imo.

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[CarlosDanger]

"Chrissie has become a lolcow."
Ouch

 

[Step out of the car sir]

There’s no way Chrissie doesn’t have some extreme blackmail being held by Jer to continue to act this way, this isn’t just sweeping but a absolutely fake lack of awareness, acting like you have no clue what’s going on makes you looked like a whipped slave.
Keep bringing on troon fuckers, Christ is kang!

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

I'm gonna assume she learned nothing

 

[RotPockets]

What song do you guys expect Chrissie gets by Songs in the Key of CWC?

 

[ObiQuiet]

Chrissie definitely has panic diarrhea now. I’m sure it’s very painful.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I am enjoying this very bountiful Corn Harvest! People are self destructing right in front of the whole Internet, and I'm having a blast lmao Suffah Bish.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Venti has markedly improved her triangle skills since the last time I watched her stream. Gunning for that third chair.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

*Baba O'Riley starts playing* OUT HERE IN THE CORN FIELDS!

 

[Jannycide_Now]

I'm a bit behind. On a scale of 1-10, how aware is Chrissie that her career just died tonight?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Lol Styx almost doesn't deserve that feature, he hasn't come to Jer's aid at all and snaked him falling asleep live on his BORING show after conning him for bail money.

Ring it up Styx W.

I just couldn't think of another semi jer-aligned figure who's career has completely crashed and burned after knowing him. Luke escaped scot free.

 

[SuffahLolcows]

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Chrissie was PROUDY.

Here I have a better one:

 

[Socialy Devoid]

Any % speed run to be a lolcow

 

[BathTubShine]

What song do you guys expect Chrissie gets by Songs in the Key of CWC?

"Let's go Chrissie, sweeping it up! Chrissie looooves sweeeping it uuup!"(Landon's theme, but Chrissy)