- Joined
- Aug 31, 2016
Oh yeah, all that about her sucks without a doubt, but I almost forgot the cherry on top of the shit sundae, the one thing that truly pushes me to become a card-carrying Mel a-log: she's not funny. The likes of Jer, Styx, the Jomhas, they may all be objectively worse pieces of shit, but they do provide a lot of entertainment value in their crashouts and so much of my fondest memories on here come from dunking on their antics. Mel, meanwhile, hasn't even unintentionally made me laugh; maybe there's some humor in the circumstances of her "marriage" to a gay furry, but whenever she opens her mouth it's nothing but straight torture. A minute of her speaking uninterrupted can feel like a fucking hour. Even the casino boys look like they're in pain whenever they have to sit through her voice.It's because she ONLY sweeps for people who have actually harmed others.
Gay/trans? You can think whatever you want, but there's a version of each which is adults making choices with other consenting adults. And she condems both hard.
But then Rackets? Child neglect, wrecking two homes, child testing positive for coke? Pray for him.
Styx? DV involving a firearm? Skipping court? Pray for him.
Jer? Projecting his own alcoholism outward to be a pervert who wrecks other people's businesses (drunkenly admitting to intentionally causing more than $100K worth of damages)? Content theft? Don't judge! He's a Christian now.
I mean really, it's ONLY when someone has caused actual harm that Mel grabs the broom.
Once this Jer shit finally runs its course, I'll be sad to see Jer go because dogging on this big Internet villain for the past month has been fun and good times, but I'll also be happy to never see (and especially hear) this bitch again because, well, she makes me angry. And on the off chance she happens to come across this post? Fuck you, Melonie Mac, you fucking cunt.
sorry had to get that out of my system


