🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 429 30.1%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 572 40.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 250 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 39 2.7%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 110 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,424
He walks on so many rakes while also having shot out both feet it could be considered a talent.
  • Being intoxicated on social media
  • Being a flaggot
  • Reckless spending
  • Chasing the algorithm
  • Assuming anyone he talks to is his Internet friend
  • Acting like his time in the spotlight will be infinite
  • Unable to take criticism
  • Dunning-Kruger
Jer is lucky his time in the spotlight lasted this long and that pivoting actually worked but he failed to properly plan for life after the gravy train. So now blames everyone else for his failure like a fat man blaming the washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
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Can Bearing just be allowed to shoot him?
He deserves it. He deserves the one Get out of jail free card.
Because holy shit, the delusions of this fat cuck about what friends are and how they should act, is dumbfounding even after a month of this shit. So fucking obvious he deleted TISM while drunkenly crying like a 2004 middle schooler deleting her MySpace because her BEST FRIEND dared to BETRAY her by sitting at the next table down at lunch last Tuesday.

Get ready for him to have another four fireballs, reactivate the X account, and post "embarrassing" DMs with Bearing. He's actually that much of a soy-filled bitch, I'm convinced.
 
Along with stealing people's shorts, let it not be forgotten that it was discovered in 2020 that he also stole his logo from a barber:
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I think that it was that both of them purchased the same image stock from the same seller. it's somewhere buried deep in this thread.
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Something something last time something something Miller Time

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And now he is confirming that even his jannies are telling him to shut the fuck up because its made sweeping into a suicide pact. Thank you for letting us know it's working, Jer!
this is fucking damning and the closest thing to taking accountability that i think i've seen him do (its still fake accountability obviously). narcissists don't do this unless they are facing anxiety from the threat of disconnection (a base fear that they all have is someone abandoning them).

he is facing a serious inner circle revolt from one or more people.

Some Lawyer named Chad Hughes is threatening Total Jer Death in a class action lawsuit
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this nigger SCREAMS grifter. and not just because he's black. is he even a lawyer? im pretty sure i'd trust Cueball Barnes before this guy.
I give him 24 hours before he makes another account to lurk on Twitter. He can't leave Twitter because it's his second home.
>implying he doesn't already have 2 dozen alts already and he was already on one of them while posting this
The fact that no one close to him has pushed him to quit drinking is lunacy. He's surrounded by people willing to watch him drink himself to death.
they likely did and he just gaslights. i dunno if he has enough friends for an intervention, i doubt it. he has to be the one that does something about it, they can't just club him and drag him to a rehab clinic
Might be time to return to a-logging his church.
how long before he gets yeeted from the teaching position he weaseled his way into for teaching that Jesus was just a guy that made mistakes just like us?
 
they likely did and he just gaslights. i dunno if he has enough friends for an intervention, i doubt it. he has to be the one that does something about it, they can't just club him and drag him to a rehab clinic
It's likely that he's surrounded himself with other addicts/alcoholics, so they aren't willing to stage an intervention when their own affairs are fucked up and out of order.
 
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This nigger grifter Chad Hughes is claiming he caused Hamplanet to flee due to threat of a class action lawsuit.
I don’t like revealing dm’s, but I can tell you that he ran due to the lawsuit threat and because I literally said “I’m your worst nightmare”. Nobody is getting away with breaking unwritten laws of content. Literally going back in my cave after he apologizes. Maybe rehab talk.
 
Schizo theory; jer did something sexual with chrissie

Evidence; He hasn't said anything sexual about her, yet she is uggo enough that he conceivable could have tapped it after showering her with cash
 
Schizo theory; jer did something sexual with chrissie

Evidence; He hasn't said anything sexual about her, yet she is uggo enough that he conceivable could have tapped it after showering her with cash
Her recent baby is the spawn of QuarterPounder. His first words will be "My channel is under attack!" when she doesn't let him stay up past his bed time.
 
If Johnny Junkers really quit his job to become right-wing Christian grifter with Melonie, and now that she is radioactive in those circles. How long will it take to Johnny to say fuck it and find some other busted up whore to be with instead?
Big part of the reason I think he got with Melonie, other than the reason he needed a win to avoid being more depressed after his divorce, was Melonie was outside of the LA cosplay scene. JaneSins, Johnny’s ex wife, would most likely have cock blocked him there out of spite for cheating on her so he couldn’t find his rebound there; Melonie was just the right combination of change of venue, desperate to be married again, and dumb enough to fall for his advances. The pace at which they went from distant mutual follows that barely ever interacted to married tells me all that. Him being financially well off enough really helped him in her eyes, but it was really him being a ripped nerdy Asian that made her wet and lose her common sense and agree to marry the obvious faggot.

She has tried to play it as “I married my best friend.” Yeah, sure, best friend that she clearly didn’t want in her prime and never mentioned to her audience until she dropped the engagement announcement bomb in them. All that marriage is just Awesome Joey 2.0. History doesn’t repeat but it does rhyme.
 
This guy just can’t pick a lane. One day he’s combative, flagging and making threats, the next he’s a buckbroken faggot self-deleting his content and Twitter. The booze and pills have him on a rollercoaster of crashouts that only rehab can fix. But from rehab, you can’t upload daily sloptent to keep your brand on life support. What a pickle this guy is in :story:
 
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