🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 469 30.8%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 581 38.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 122 8.0%
  • Total voters
    1,522
This is so out of character for Jer! Is it possible that Adam and the Sky-bull have kidnapped Jer and are talking thru his twitter accounts? His statment reeks of "wife's bf is taking my phone away and making me go to bed early".

Maybe they killed him. Jer's cadavour could be sitting in a piss filled basement and you people are laughing.

Will consult my ouija board tonight. Stay tuned for updates. Will let you know if his spirits move any orange peel around on it
 
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AltisticRight said:
Strip out all context, this reads like some reddit leftoid soyboy logging off before having a massive crashout online.
This man claimed he was "alpha minded" in his shitty magic videos.
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He's always been a massive pussy that would fold the moment he faced a credible challenge. It's just that when it was always against leftoids, they couldn't touch him because Jers fans wouldn't listen and because they're too moralfagged to attack Jer on his own teams terms. The moment criticism started coming from his own side, his submissive and cowardly nature became undeniable.

Evopsych has a theory that depression is an evolved adaptation to manage involuntary social subordination. Essentially, when you're forced into a submissive role through weakness or defeat, depression helps predispose you towards continued submission as a way to protect you from social threats you're incapable of defeating. If true, Jeremy's problem is he is submissive enough to be extremely depressed, but narcissistic and disagreeable enough to be unwilling to accept his status. This causes him to fight back, but he is too much of a pussy to do it properly, which leads to more defeats, more depression, more unwillingness to accept his lowered status, and more lashing out.

The theory isn't airtight, but it has good evidence across numerous species and fits well with what we do know about evolved dominance hierarchies. Jer isn't even a person anymore. He is a defeated lobster unwilling to accept his position.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
why are you people STILL giving her the benefit of the doubt? this is like the 500th second chance people keep giving her. i just do not understand the simping that she gets.
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People play it up in the hopes that it causes more psychic pain to Jeremy. Maintaining an olive branch to the accomplices as a way to induce them to snake is the idea.

Sure, maybe some are actually simping, but like with other cows, its a way to strike at them. The same gas been true for Rekeita's paramours and orbiters, Ralph's "ladies," idubbz and Anisa, etc...


Gotta fix your irony detectors.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
why are you people STILL giving her the benefit of the doubt? this is like the 500th second chance people keep giving her. i just do not understand the simping that she gets.
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Because most people think Jer would use her as some unfortunate casualty in this trainwreck. On top of that, she's 31-32. She's got plenty of time to make things right and ditch these fuckers for the torture she's been subjected to. The political reporter side is so saturated that I don't think she'll be able to latch a huge following. I'd say go another route and find a niche. Doesn't matter if it's arts and crafts or life of a trad wife. Find your own damn lane.
 
Harm said:
There's no explanation of why Jeremy thought it was mass flagged either (no guideline strikes, no emails notifying them of strikes, etc.). How he could have noticed the videos all gone so soon after messaging his editor over Signal (release the Signal message, Jeremy), but not put 2 and 2 together that it's his editor? None of it makes any sense.
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He simply lied. He's human garbage.
 
CluelessAquarium said:
I bet he's just on an alt.
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I bet it's torture for that inflated ego to not be able to lean on his big name and whatever count that gives Twitter accounts big dicks.

Pulling this out of my ass, but I personally am expecting Mr. "I hard cut alcohol" to be back by Miller time tomorrow at the latest. What I'm less confident is whether it'll be because he caves or his dumb ass outright forgets and just logs back in.
 
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"It's making me do and say things I just would never have before I can see it's become a problem for me."

Pure kino that he blames xwitter for the consequences of his Xanax addiction
 
Didn't Mel say when somebody lies once you can ignore everything else they have to say? That there is no reasoning with liars? Now that Jer is dead to rights I wonder if she will stand by what she said, or maybe she's just a liar too.
 
Someone asked about the appeal of Chrissie Meyr and it's that she looks like that actress from America Pie.

I still don't know what's going on here, something about oranges and Jeremy flagging people because he has a sex friend or something, but I'm crossing my fingers we get a MelMac leak out of this. It's time for a YouTube fappening.
 
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