🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Mein Prolapse]

By the time Gooner Gate happened Melonie hadn’t been on G+G’s Tuesday night stream for around a year. When she left Side Scrollers to be with Jer, for money, she also left G+G. She did go back to hang out with at least Drunk 3PO and Krista Novva right before she “officially” started dating Johnny Junkers long distance in October last year, for whatever that’s worth.

Miller Time, you say? Well doesn’t that make this prophetic then. This commercial where a young Melonie plays “The Ringer.”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVr1ZSDELH4

Shit, your right. Time goes so fast since covid, and I've seen so much of these guys. doesn't help they have like 20 shows between them with the same dents throwing money at them

 

[Cyrus Joseph]

Jer getting his obese cheeks clapped by the JewBull in some bizarre cuckold domination ritual isn't an image I wanted to have enter my mind today, but fuck it I hope it's real so we can use it to humiliate this cunt even further

I wonder how Melonie will react to the revelation that her boss/paypig benefactor, husband, and ex-husband are all her favorite word in the dictionary: FAGGOTS

i think faggots are melonless's secret fetish

 

[RGK5H]

>expecting a narcissist to do any of these things

Jer is going the way of Sarah Boone. If you know you know

How? Heather wears the pants in that relationship

 

[RMQualtrough]

I cannot believe Adam Sellers tacitly implied he fucks Jer.

Of all the things I've wanted to be right about, I wasn't hoping to be about this. Jer really is Rekietamaxxing.

It makes sense now... His WIFE is actually the cuck and that's why talking about Adam is an attack on his wife!

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

 

[Darkrider]

I just hope that when he crashes his car and dies, he's alone and ends up in a ditch or something rather than hitting someone else and flattening them after being launched through the window.

If that motherfucker ain't taking a uber home after all that drinking he's a piece of shit.

 

[Gator_Aids]

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Coomalot has HEAVILY INSINUATED that Jer is bordering on bankruptcy and his financial house of cards is on the verge of going to shit. This is all according to an anonymous *COUGH* REKIETA *COUGH* source who is confirming this to him.

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

If that motherfucker ain't taking a uber home after all that drinking he's a piece of shit.

He probably has some defense for drunk driving, like he has a justification for all his other shitty behavior.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Jer was the Wisconsin Bicycle all along, no wonder he's always shitting himself, he's loose like a wizard sleeve.

 

[KittiestKitty]

NEWS FROM THE REDDIT BULL!

The poster came back into their thread and started dropping their dirt on Adam and what was going on behind the scenes between Adam and Jer. Link | Archive

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• Adam blames Jeremy for bringing him into this by namedropping him
• Adam alleges he's had threats, pranks and a swatting attempt since being doxxed
• Jeremy called Jersh "The Grand Ambassador" who could bring KC to heel
• Adam is tired of Jer's clingyness, Heather feels that way too!
• Jer told Adam flagging it down would make it blow over, Adam was right pissed when it didn't
• Adam has a big ego and when it wasn't blowing over figured he may as well come out and confirm everything
• ADAM FUCKS MEN! HE'S ALMOST CERTAINLY FUCKED JER!
• The poster and Adam had an unrelated falling out and Adam started leaking info on them so they figured they'd leak info on Adam in retaliation, but sadly they don't have much more proof because most of their convos were video.

Inb4 Adam murders Jeremy for all of this shit.

 

[Cyrus Joseph]

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Coomalot has HEAVILY INSINUATED that Jer is bordering on bankruptcy and his financial house of cards is on the verge of going to shit. This is all according to an anonymous :OUGH::: REKIETA :OUGH:: source who is confirming this to him.

its kinda obvious if you watch the luther morgan videos about his finances and connect the dots that he is on a unsustainable level of spending and it will crash very soon.

 

[GenuineSunset]

If that motherfucker ain't taking a uber home after all that drinking he's a piece of shit.

Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake be like.

 

[Irregardless]

If that motherfucker ain't taking a uber home after all that drinking he's a piece of shit.

Yea but have you considered, that's fuckin gay?
LET IT RIDEEEEEEEE

-Jer

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

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Coomalot has HEAVILY INSINUATED that Jer is bordering on bankruptcy and his financial house of cards is on the verge of going to shit. This is all according to an anonymous *COUGH* REKIETA *COUGH* source who is confirming this to him.

Jesus Christ, imagine being such a fucking retard that you confide anything of such that nature to fucking Nick Rekieta.

Only Jer folks, only Jer.

 

[PsychoJenny]

How? Heather wears the pants in that relationship

I dont mean Jer will kill Heather (not ruling this possibility out), I mean he will deny the truth to a delusional degree while screaming into the void. Look at how Sarah acted the entire way up to and past her trial. That is what a psychopathic narc looks like and I believe and its my personal opinion Jer is in the same genre of """"""""""human"""""""""" as her

 

[Kakkerum420]

its kinda obvious if you watch the luther morgan videos about his finances and connect the dots that he is on a unsustainable level of spending and it will crash very soon.

He has been living on borrowed timed for YEARS, just from his statements and behaviors. Heather, seriously, you should get out now before the credit card bull felts you too.

 

[homeless youth]

I can't imagine having to explain to my wife that I can't go to the Ren faire with her any more because I was banned, and why I was banned in his case. Especially if this was a thing we did a few times a season and enjoyed doing as a couple. I would be so embarrassed.

 

[strikexxfreedom]

I'm pretty sure these were taken on the same day, meaning this is probably weeks old. My theory is that he posted both to look unbothered by everything, because I find it hard to believe he's deleting channels and videos and crashing out on X the way he is. It also may be that hes a stinky fat cuck and is just wearing the same clothes. And again, I posted this back then but the day the stands photo was taken, #39 was not playing that game (April 29th 2026), so these photos are both probably weeks old.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

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Coomalot has HEAVILY INSINUATED that Jer is bordering on bankruptcy and his financial house of cards is on the verge of going to shit. This is all according to an anonymous *COUGH* REKIETA *COUGH* source who is confirming this to him.

If he loses his home maybe he can buck with the jew and make evil disgusting comments about adam's family since he can't breed or go to renfair. Jeremy oddly would be the little spoon.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Jesus Christ, imagine being such a fucking retard that you confide anything of such that nature to fucking Nick Rekieta.

Only Jer folks, only Jer.

Friend, he got drunk and told the entire Internet in graphic detail he shit his pants in a Wal-Mart in a story that lasted 30 minutes.

Coomalot is now stating that for years, Jer has been regularly attempted to DM small (non-streamer) female accounts all over Twitter, begging them to talk to him.