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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
In today's livestream with Jimmy he elaborated on this by claiming that gas prices have only gone up in blue states and that red states like Tennessee have seen no price increases. He was corrected by a chatter who pointed out that the laws of economics do still apply in Tennessee and that their average gas price has, in fact, gone up. Jack then graciously accepted the correction, admitted he was wrong and that he has a hard time keeping track of price changes since Tammy is in control of the finances.

Just kidding! He got defensive, arguing that the increase in price was not substantial, it made no difference, and that it was still the media's fault anyway.
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Ah yes, because of course his gas prices wouldn't go up with the national avera...
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Well shit. It's almost like it went up with the cost of crude oil and the national average. Imagine that!
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
I can never gauge whether Jagoff is pro- or anti-AI. He is as dependent on it as the most braindead Gen-Z disciple. He is one of those people that can no longer type out sentences without running it by AI. It's probably not that complex. He probably flip-flops his views based the last thing he heard Charles or his favored media say about it.

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the hilarious thing is that was probably generated with AI.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
In today's livestream with Jimmy he elaborated on this by claiming that gas prices have only gone up in blue states and that red states like Tennessee have seen no price increases. He was corrected by a chatter who pointed out that the laws of economics do still apply in Tennessee and that their average gas price has, in fact, gone up. Jack then graciously accepted the correction, admitted he was wrong and that he has a hard time keeping track of price changes since Tammy is in control of the finances.

Just kidding! He got defensive, arguing that the increase in price was not substantial, it made no difference, and that it was still the media's fault anyway.
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I tried to listen but just couldn't. Twenty seconds in and it was awful.

Jack you are a cataclysmally retarded thing-person that has no business talking about current goings-on. I hate you. A stray dog wouldn't take a crap on you. Stick to reviewing whoppers and big macs with your wife-reaper. I hate that I wasted five minutes on this. Die roasting in a fire of your own design.

i don't like jack.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
In today's livestream with Jimmy he elaborated on this by claiming that gas prices have only gone up in blue states and that red states like Tennessee have seen no price increases. He was corrected by a chatter who pointed out that the laws of economics do still apply in Tennessee and that their average gas price has, in fact, gone up. Jack then graciously accepted the correction, admitted he was wrong and that he has a hard time keeping track of price changes since Tammy is in control of the finances.

Just kidding! He got defensive, arguing that the increase in price was not substantial, it made no difference, and that it was still the media's fault anyway.
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A fat, mush-brained retard who has not held a job in 20+ years not understanding how the world economy works? I am shocked!
 
I am Jack's dead arm said:
I don't think he's ever had a real job. Playing mixtapes at weddings and being an overnight DJ at a hick country station doesn't count.
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He was also a "DJ" at Black Angus party nights, you know something that likely wouldn't even add up to 16 hours a week. The radio station gig(that wasn't any more than the equivalent of someone getting a unit in communications on their local college radio station) is probably the most involved job he's ever had(his record producer larp wasn't a job, nor was his cd burning production business that he swore would overtake mp3s), and he got fired from the radio station.
 
p1138 said:
He was also a "DJ" at Black Angus party nights, you know something that likely wouldn't even add up to 16 hours a week. The radio station gig(that wasn't any more than the equivalent of someone getting a unit in communications on their local college radio station) is probably the most involved job he's ever had(his record producer larp wasn't a job, nor was his cd burning production business that he swore would overtake mp3s), and he got fired from the radio station.
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Let's not forget perhaps the pinnacle of his slacking, useless lifestyle, when he actually got his garbage-sauce brand on television, he was offered actual money for it, and because it wasn't the sweetheart, pie in the sky, money for nothing deal he was expecting, he blubbered like a bitch.

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Tiresome said:
Let's not forget perhaps the pinnacle of his slacking, useless lifestyle, when he actually got his garbage-sauce brand on television, he was offered actual money for it, and because it wasn't the sweetheart, pie in the sky, money for nothing deal he was expecting, he blubbered like a bitch.

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I mean sure, but I wouldn't call that a "job". He also got 2nd place in some local Macy's(I think?) cooking contest but the winner couldn't go to the finals so he went instead and failed there too.

But yeah, this is a man that has never worked a 40 20 hour workweek
 
I want to tell everyone a story. Earlier today I was in Walmart. A morbidly obese couple were in the soda aisle bitching and whining. They were complaining near a case of 12 packs about how they wanted to try a flavor of Mountain Dew they never had before but they didn't know if they would like it or not. They kept going on and on about how there should be a way to try it out first without having to buy it.

Would you believe that the first thought in my head was "This is something Jack Scalfani would say and do?"
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
I want to tell everyone a story. Earlier today I was in Walmart. A morbidly obese couple were in the soda aisle bitching and whining. They were complaining near a case of 12 packs about how they wanted to try a flavor of Mountain Dew they never had before but they didn't know if they would like it or not. They kept going on and on about how there should be a way to try it out first without having to buy it.

Would you believe that the first thought in my head was "This is something Jack Scalfani would say and do?"
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Just being aware that Jack exists has made me put the fork down many times. Not to mention to more carefully consider my words and actions. Jack is a great clown given to us by God to suffer endlessly as an example of what not to do, think, or say (but most importantly, eat).
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
I want to tell everyone a story. Earlier today I was in Walmart. A morbidly obese couple were in the soda aisle bitching and whining. They were complaining near a case of 12 packs about how they wanted to try a flavor of Mountain Dew they never had before but they didn't know if they would like it or not. They kept going on and on about how there should be a way to try it out first without having to buy it.
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Mountain Dew isn't available where I live. Is it only sold as 12-packs, or are these people so ontologically fat that they can't perceive or conceptualize human-sized portions?
 
Gentlebastard said:
Mountain Dew isn't available where I live. Is it only sold as 12-packs, or are these people so ontologically fat that they can't perceive or conceptualize human-sized portions?
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Most soft drinks in the US come in different sizes and quantities. Usually you'll have one 2 liter bottle, 12 cans at 12 ounces each, and 6 bottles at 24 ounces each. Some will also offer a "cube" which has 24 cans at 12 ounces for the real wastrel lard asses.
 
I am Jack's dead arm said:
I don't think he's ever had a real job. Playing mixtapes at weddings and being an overnight DJ at a hick country station doesn't count.
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Wonder if this relationship wouldn't piss off dateless incels. Some absolute fat, ugly retard who can't keep a job and wants to eat himself to death, literally, finds some foid that will marry him, have his children and bankroll this.
 
Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
Most soft drinks in the US come in different sizes and quantities. Usually you'll have one 2 liter bottle, 12 cans at 12 ounces each, and 6 bottles at 24 ounces each. Some will also offer a "cube" which has 24 cans at 12 ounces for the real wastrel lard asses.
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So, I'm assuming they saw a 2L bottle and decided it's just not enough to take home, have a taste, and buy more the next time they're grocery shopping. Ontological fat it is.
 
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