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toilet_rainbow said:
Ace has her one year post partum appointment coming up. Announced how she was preparing for it
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My first point was already said, that you dont need to shave your bush for the OBGYN, but my second is, why is she specifying a year of growth? It's not like the hair on your head, it just stops at a certain length.

Also, jesus christ, her weed use, does her kid's dad also partake? Can your kids get taken away because you're turning yourself into a potato for 24hrs a day?
 
Systems All The Way Down said:
Aster debates whether or not she should take a shower before going to her mom's. Her mom is having a party, so if she infests the place with bedbugs, maybe she can blame one of the guests?
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I threw a party and wound up with bedbugs. Who could be the culprit? Is it:

1. My friends, who clearly have no history with bedbugs since I freely let them visit my home.
2. My daughter, who has had a chronic bed bug infestation for the past 7 years, bed bugs in all of her belongings, bed bugs in her tubes, bed bugs in her clothes, lives in a pig stye full of bedbugs and old food, never does laundry and showers about once a quarter.

Hmmm.

I picture Aster with a cloud of bedbugs around her like that dirty kid in Peanuts.
 
Reddit Refugee said:
She continues to be vague about her vision remarking that she can see "shapes" and "outlines"
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I looked up the level of vision disabilty she had to have to qualify for the specific vision loss paralysis level she competed in.
Their vision loss is supposed to be measured after vision correction but coincidentally, that level matches what mine is before vision correction.
I could/would describe my vision as fuzzy blobs of colour, but I can see well enough to navigate walking around if my glasses break. I can certainly see a car in front of me to not walk into it (like she did!)
I can also read the huge signs they have in a hospital for navigating if I'm close to them and can read the smaller labels on doors etc without needing to necessarily put my face 1 inch away.
I feel like she is very much exaggerating her vision loss, especially as I didn't know I was mostly blind until I was double digits because to me it was normal for everything to be fuzzy. I just read with my nose 3-4 inches from the text and teachers just thought I was not paying attention to the board when I had no idea anything was written on it!😖
If I didn't have correction I couldn't drive or see much beyond arms length, Its a little scary walking around when you cant see anything about the other people beyond their approximate height, but I could navigate the world as easily as she does, although probably without the whining...
 
The Jewel of the Nile said:
Just imagine the biceps muscles @Jimmy Dean Bowl would develop and return with if she could spend leg muscle training time on the arms
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Reminds me of the time I was piled on on a thread congratulating a man with no legs climbing Mt Everest. I wasn’t being mean, I was being honest - “It’s not that impressive, coz his legs aren’t going to hurt, are they? Plus you can’t get frostbite in your toes if you have no feet. Dude is practically cheating.”
 
JacksSenseOfDread said:
Professional potato impersonator Ashley Carnduff has branched out from pictures of cups of coffee and leaves into skits. Naturally, it's as boring and as bland as the rest of her existence...
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Wow. Can't believe she put out a video that she can't edit out 50lbs (although looks like she TRIED and got 5lbs off her face). She's always been so boring. I think her parents have realized she's a psycho and just try to appease and keep her outbursts to a minimum at this point.

Her delusions are on a different level. Really thinks people are jealous of her boring ass life.
 
JacksSenseOfDread said:
Professional potato impersonator Ashley Carnduff has branched out from pictures of cups of coffee and leaves into skits. Naturally, it's as boring and as bland as the rest of her existence...
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I'll never get over her eyebrows. You could fit an entire other eyebrow in the space between the two.
 
Tram Fan said:
...deaf people can hear well from the front but hardly or not at all from the back and from the sides...
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Canes don't break too easily. Most are fibreglass or carbon these days and truly they need a damn good smash to break. They need a bit of flexibility to transfer feeling. The "ball" on the end wears down and requires replacing every now and then. Maybe your Polish canes are different.

Hearing aids these days, however amazing they are (seriously incredible tech that one can nerd out on), don't fix direction hearing. So the deaf person won't be able to hear the direction sound is coming from, in the absence of vibration or other ques. Looking around quickly becomes automatic. Also, lip reading can help provide some info so much (I think estimated 20%) and a speech path can help people learn to lip read better. Pity for our Alexandra as she can't see.

Cochlear implants are more popular now, but for a long long long time, including 30 years ago when she was young, people had a fear of implanting them as it eliminates all residual hearing. Technology for cochlears have improved so much since the 80s. Unfortunately we now know that that is potentially causing a disservice to the child as no one picks up on language like a kiddo.

Not all cataracts are fixable but the absolute vast majority are, particularly age related cataracts. The problem remains with the rest of the eye. Sounds like fixing cataracts on her won't fix the entire issue.
 
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Holy shit, somebody get THE GASH to PG immediately, she's the greatest thing I have ever seen. I need more of her immediately.

Aster is...fucking wild. She's like Mem with more moving around. Why would her mom lose custody of her brother if social services got involved? Wtf is happening in that house that she and her brother sexualize each other? Is she implying something with all this?

And, most importantly, why wouldn't she want to be done with her bed-bug-ridden stuff?
 
It's Never Leprosy said:
Holy shit, somebody get THE GASH to PG immediately, she's the greatest thing I have ever seen. I need more of her immediately.
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I said this when I first brought her up a few posts ago, but she got into a retarded Tumblr fight and DFE'd.
She was discussed on lolcow before, though. She larps as disabled so it makes enough sense to post her here.
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>refers to herself as "the gash" and exclusively uses we when referring to herself
>self proclaimed taino, korean, hapa, hawaiian, sephardi, 2spirit lesbian faggot
>cenobitegender, 25 years old, it/its pronouns
>refers to white people as "white meat"
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No way kek. I used to be friends with her in 2020-2021 on twitter but lost track of her after I stopped using both it and tumblr.
If I remember correctly, she's dating another fully white TIF who claims to be some percentage of indigenous or another, while she herself is a million race mixes (according to herself) but predominantly korean. Her parents are rich and she ran away to larp extreme poverty with her white trash gf within a year of knowing each other. They both claim to have schizophrenia and DID.
Thanks for providing her new url. It's funny to see she's still a chronically unemployed junkie who e-begs every other day for junk food money while malding about white people.

It's been some time so I might be missing or misremembering some details.

>Used to sell kindergarten fingerpaint level "art" for upwards of $30
>Makes shitty scream/glitch/techno/whatever the fuck music and puts zero effort into it whatsoever
>Changes DID system every other year, alters included. When I met her HLVRAI was the big thing among trannies and she suddenly had a benrey alter who fronted most of the time and who apparently simply doesn't exist anymore.
>Met her girlfriend "diesel" on twitter and started dating within two weeks
>Met IRL when diesel "fled" canada and went to NY (I don't remember if NY or NJ specifically) and kept moving around together couch surfing along the way.
>Got called out online by some other munchie roommates because of how disgusting they were, didn't clean the apartment, wash the dishes, and had nasty sex in common areas like the kitchen and living room, didn't clean up after.
>The callout included information on her poverty larping, she still had her rich parents' credit card around to use whenever she wanted.
This is around the time I lost track of them both, but diesel herself is a whole other cow on her own right. I remember she used to date another canadian TIF much younger than her whom she called out on twitter for "financial abuse" because she kept telling diesel to stop wasting her money on drugs and other useless shit/go for cheaper alternatives kek.
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Funny to see her posted here. She's mutuals with one of my personal cows, so I've looked through her socials a few times.
I don't believe that she's actually native. I'm pretty sure she's Korean and Puerto Rican, and that her mom is pretty white compared to most Puerto Ricans. She didn't start claiming to be indigenous until soon after she started e-begging, and even then, she says she's "reclaiming" the identity. No fucking way she's fluent in Taino. She doesn't even know spanish. And I think she claims to be Hawaiian only because she went once, thought it was cool, and realized she could pass as native hawaiian.
As for the Jewish thing, I've seen her discussing conversion with some of her mutuals. She's not ethnically Jewish whatsoever, but she still talks shit about "goyim."

Last pic: She is circled. Her mom and dad are standing to her left, and her gf is sitting by her.
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NTA but here's a bunch of mildly entertaining posts she's made. Not gonna post pics from when she was underage, but she started identifying as genderfluid pretty much immediately after doing her first crossplay (cecil from welcome to night vale).

Highlights
>quite a few violent fantasies directed towards users, people she knows irl, white people, cops, and joe biden
>reblogging a post that unironically says that being trans is a choice (but in a trans-positive way)
>describing playing hollow knight and the combat as "EXTREMELY PUNISHING" as part of her gory sadism larp
>all-caps crytyping
>complaining about her doctors thinking she's a munchie
>"my parents are withholding money from me in order to make me dependent on them"
>lots of strange posting about judaism
>claiming that she's actually a very valid jew because she hears jewish mythology spirit voices
>is trying to reclaim blood libel
>acting like regular subscription payments and optional expenditures are sudden emergencies
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Ultimate kek at her trying to tell someone else that they look like a plucked chicken while she looks the way she does. She somehow manages to look scrawny and obese at the same time, her hair is horrifically damaged from all the cheap box dye she uses, and her mastectomy is horrifically botched. I wonder if the draining/compression garment from the surgery is what caused that painful-looking chest acne.

It's so bizarre that she's LARPing as indigenous when she's already a ~POC~ by being Korean (and potentially also Puerto Rican). If she's going to try speaking another language for internet clout, maybe it should be one her actual family members might know. I get that she's probably just another suburban girl without strong connections to her heritage either way, but it's just so mystifying to see a non-white person being a pretendian. The Jewish stuff is weird for the same reason; normally, that's a white girl move. If you're Asian, you can convert to Islam or Buddhism (which have more capital in social justice circles) without being accused of appropriation. For all of her professed hatred of the huwite girls, she sure did follow their playback to a T even when she didn't have to.
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>It's so bizarre that she's LARPing as indigenous
AFAIK most e-beggars choose either (or if they're really stupid, all) indigenous, disabled, or jewish to maximize the reach of their grifts. She says she's indigenous for the same reason she uses a cane and wears poorly made fetish gear on the bus: attention. To these sorts of people, collecting identities is a way to maximize the amount of attention they get from random people that otherwise wouldn't look at them.
>Hmm, nobody looks at me because I'm an ugly girl….
>I know! I'll wear fetish gear in public so people will HAVE to stare!! Now I'll get the attention I want!!
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the big scary threats and pictures of raw meat vs the absolute most plain meal at the end made me fucking kek
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the funny thing is, I found her senior photo from high school (graduated in 2017) and she went to a private high school costing over $50k a year (Pingree School in MA). The School of the Visual Arts college is similarly expensive
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And these are the things she draws. What a waste of money.
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She got terminated kek. This is her new blog.
her other blogs are still up, there's probably more but these are the ones i've found so far:
https://execrational.tumblr.com/[Archived Copy]
https://agalierept.tumblr.com[Archived Copy]
https://shimrath.tumblr.com/[Archived Copy]
https://semiferrous.tumblr.com/[Archived Copy]
https://restructuror.tumblr.com/[Archived Copy]
https://motorcyclecrash.tumblr.com/[Archived Copy]
https://comehammerhead.tumblr.com/[Archived Copy]

here's her soundcloud too, she had it linked in a post on her now deleted blog:
https://soundcloud.com/diablodigital
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Some of her "music."

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HISTORY IN BLACK
 
VisceraNexus said:
Very fun way to pick up antibiotic resistance, good for her.
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weak immunity munchies should go to space, there is no life on the moon I think so not bacteria for their poor immunity
Snickermycin said:
Canes don't break too easily. Most are fibreglass or carbon these days and truly they need a damn good smash to break. They need a bit of flexibility to transfer feeling. The "ball" on the end wears down and requires replacing every now and then. Maybe your Polish canes are different.
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Oh I learnt that from a Polish youtuber who said somebody bumped into her and broke her cane. I shoulda dm her and ask her about those sturdy canes. Maybe we just have the cheapest canes I don't know.
Snickermycin said:
Hearing aids these days, however amazing they are (seriously incredible tech that one can nerd out on), don't fix direction hearing. So the deaf person won't be able to hear the direction sound is coming from, in the absence of vibration or other ques. Looking around quickly becomes automatic. Also, lip reading can help provide some info so much (I think estimated 20%) and a speech path can help people learn to lip read better. Pity for our Alexandra as she can't see.
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Yes and this is obviously dangerous as fuck for a doctor.
Also just to clarify lipreading is apparently bullshit. This is what I've heard from multiple deaf youtubers. You have to have some residual hearing and then you firstly need to get to know the person speaking, because different people have different lips movements, and even if it works it's exhausting to deaf people. Even if Alexandra was sighted she'd not lipread all day.
Snickermycin said:
Cochlear implants are more popular now, but for a long long long time, including 30 years ago when she was young, people had a fear of implanting them as it eliminates all residual hearing. Technology for cochlears have improved so much since the 80s. Unfortunately we now know that that is potentially causing a disservice to the child as no one picks up on language like a kiddo.
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Okay but she's 32 now so she should go for the best hearing improvement. Okay maybe they were right to be afraid but now it's rather chill. Unless she doesn't know the latest advancements in medicine which is very very not good.
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
My first point was already said, that you dont need to shave your bush for the OBGYN, but my second is, why is she specifying a year of growth? It's not like the hair on your head, it just stops at a certain length.

Also, jesus christ, her weed use, does her kid's dad also partake? Can your kids get taken away because you're turning yourself into a potato for 24hrs a day?
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I'm sure he does. Just not to the extent of his wife. If she's at the point of Mommy and Me baking time involving edibles, she's incapable of being around him unattended. I'm surprised most people are focusing on her pubic hair tweet than her describing her one year old mixing medicated batter with her. The former is gross TMI while the latter is gross negligence

Her (already sour) temperament is rapidly worsening, as well. She went to the OBGYN (mostly focused on treatment for PCOS while there), then went to Costco for a treat. Hello, Fernando Moore style violent fantasies and paranoia over self checkout hiccups

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I’m really enjoying the Aster updates and will be sad when the saga concludes.

pensacola said:
I picture Aster with a cloud of bedbugs around her like that dirty kid in Peanuts.
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Her bedbugs are evolving wings and plans for world domination after living in optimal conditions for so many lifespans.
 
Systems All The Way Down said:
Aster decides to hire someone to help her move, even though she knows it'll spread bedbugs
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The way she so casually talks about spreading her pestilence makes me MATI. She literally says "this will harm other people, but I gotta take care of myself." That's sociopathic. The fact that the shit in her storage unit matters more to her than other people's right to NOT be infested is some deeply dark behavior.
It's Never Leprosy said:
why wouldn't she want to be done with her bed-bug-ridden stuff?
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I can't figure this out. She can't keep it because it's infested, can't get rid of it because it's sentimental? So instead she's gonna spend money she never has to warehouse her filth until someday when she can clean? It? And bring it home? There's no exit strategy here, but considering how she lives, I'm not shocked.

The brother sex stuff is genuinely upsetting. Like, yes, Downs people can be violent/sexually inappropriate but the answer isn't to just ignore it and hope it magically stops.

I'm also gonna be sad when the Aster stuff ends. She's an amazing cow.

Some Katrina updates (they'd be friends, except Katrina is white, soooo)

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Pink hair, called it! :story:

She's gunning for a new diagnosis still, and is whining about "flares"
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She signs a DNR and wants you to feel sorry for her about it. Not that she has any conditions that put her at risk of sudden cardiac arrest (except:fat)

Then she slaps at "haters" who point this out.
 
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