Brian Keene living the life that Pat so desperately wants and was but a breath away from. He lost it all through his belligerence, arrogance, dishonesty and inability to stop being Pat Ess Tomlinson. Coulda been a contender, settled for being a fat rube drinking his life away in a half hovel with a woman who recoils from him.
"Dan, please don't come to the courthouse. I'll do anything. Ok, ok Dan, I will eat a diaper. Right here, right now."
"P.S. You definitely do not have bitch tits, and anyone who says you do is just JEALOUS of how COOL you are!"
Why are black people incapable of getting normal hair styles? They look like clowns.
Does he call EVERYONE Bernard, or are there particular accounts he's convinced are Bernard?Put aside my paranoia, looks like our Farty Titties are celebrating a milestone being achieved within the app itself. 1000+nigger bubblebaths smegma pube martininon-alcoholic drinks!
Also…. by community, you mean three-quarters of Jupiter and the entire planet of Pluto being consumed into a one pig being. In the end, we’re nothing but corpses decomposed alone in hypothermia with dry dicks. Fat.
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Here’s also the latest montage of meltdowns. I guess we’re gonna be drop dead in prison soon with Bernard after Grand Wizard Fat Rick cast a demonic spell to eradicate niggers and stalkers. Oh, and a bonus Orange Man bad post; where he spams the same number.
DSP uses this too.
Agreed, but Brian Keene can actually write above that of a Wisconsin high school flunker, so much of Pat’s personality can be traced to being an outcast hyperactive sped who was rightly disliked and mocked by all the better kids. Being rural Wisconsin, these folks would’ve been Christian and largely conservative, which is why Pat is a progressive atheist who moved to the big city of Milwaukee (lol) and now thinks he’s superior living in a rotting duplex next to section 8 housing on a major thoroughfare. 46-year-old man still rebelling against those mean school kids. Not good Pat… He’s also quite fat.
You have to understand that this is somebody who disables his replies, tweets all of his threats and insults from behind a block, and tells lies about how people are going to be arrested if they try to attend his public hearings. This is somebody who invited someone to fight him, then when the person actually showed up, he called the police and filed a restraining order against him, submitting only the other person's messages as evidence and erasing his own. When a different person simply attended his contempt of court hearing then left without interacting with him at all, he went to a battered women's charity and had them file another restraining order against this person (note that he requested a police escort to and from said contempt hearing). He also takes it up the butt with his wife's strap-on dildo. The real Bernard has his own Twitter account under his own (real) name, but Patrick insists on tweeting at random accounts pretending to think that these are "Bernard's" sockpuppet accounts, because he is a terrified womanly chickenshit coward.
I've noticed Patrick really underestimates how popular he is as a Lolcow. He thinks that everyone here and on the other forum is just like 4 or 5 people talking to each other on different alt accounts. Patrick is now a quasar of a lolcow, sucking in attention from all across the Internet and emitting big fat lols from his bitch tits.
Woman who has to beg for money to pay authors due to her mismanagement of the funds gives herself authority to scold people on which patreon they subscribe to
do you think she’s a true believer? Or just a grifter with control issues?
Why are you using 2018 Rick in your AI delusions, stalker? He's so much fatter now.
No, child. The court would say, "Who is it that hath upset Lord Rotunda?! For such a felony there can be only one just punishment: a cold, lonely, urine-filled death on the floor of a prison cell! Bailiff, escort the stalker child to the processing center where they can begin the demise they so clearly desire!"
See above. Well, actually, you won't, because you can't read. You've never read anything in your life because nobody cared enough about you to teach you how to read. Plus you're already dead, stalker. You died doing this.
Rick dusting off his "hard sci-fi author" persona made me remember something that bothered me when I tried to get through The Ark. In case you aren't one of the 100 or so people who have actually read Rick's books, it's one of those boilerplate "colony ship is on the way to an alien planet because the earth blew up, then some shit happens" types.
One chapter earlier, the "flip" (where the ship flips around to point its engines towards the destination and begins to decelerate) was also described as being "less than two weeks" away. So, being generous, let's say that the flip is in 10 days, and landing is in 13.
Which gives a much more sane 0.6 g. Of course this also means that he managed to contradict himself within a single sentence, because in no world is that unsurvivable "hard deceleration". It could also be that, because he's fat, Rick perceives Earth's 1 g as pure torture and therefore 0.6 g as merely "hard".
She’s definitely a true believer.Woman who has to beg for money to pay authors due to her mismanagement of the funds gives herself authority to scold people on which patreon they subscribe to
This is something tricky to consider when you’re trying to write hard sci-fi. How do things work? What problems are likely to occur?
Yes Bernard exists. He accidentally went live on his Josiah Munoz account instead of his personal account and the chat was full of funsters saying stalker child and various Pat references and his Filipino wife who was filming the live was confused and asked Bernie what is stalker ? Who is stalker ? Or something to that effect.
That's where you're wrong, stalker. Those are space months and space weeks. The weeks are actually much longer than the months. Enjoy space Chili's.
