Basically, it's a roguelite gacha game where you train race horses personified as anime girls. It's a lot of fun if you like semi-predictable roguelites, predictable in the way that the horse girl you choose to train is always the same from the start no matter if its your first or your 100th career run with that horse.
It's a Gacha Game that I joke was a psyop from the gambling industry to make younger generations care about horse racing, combined with a trainer game that manages to scratch the autism perfectly.
It's also incredibly generous for a gatcha game. My brother just got into it, and he asked me the percentages on pulls, and I looked it up and found that it was like 3% for the banner Umas or support cards. Apparently, that's really good for gatcha games. That's apparently a 26% chance on a ten pull to get the character you want. Which, mind you I could be wrong about, but still.
The 200 pity pull is nice too, and while I'm close to having maxed the more "common" gold trainees from regular 10-pulls (4*Tannhauser still eludes me, meanwhile I could have 2x5* Creek or Grass by now) it's rare for me to NOT have at least one uncommon when I pull for trainees. Same with support cards but I feel like I'm a lot less lucky with those.
It also helps that there really aren't any "bad" umas. like yeah there are meta umas, but even some of the 1 stars you get like Goldship and a few others stay relevant for a very very long time. Like we're on CM 13 and look at the One and Two Star umas that are STILL Relevant even a year into the games life.
I just realized something that it feels like most umas(from what we saw from the game/anime) have higher chance off being on the spectrum (Biya Hayahide?) or are directly ADHD incarnated (Bakushin/Goldship),which means there is not a low chance off Umas either doing Lowcow tier stuff,being a possible KF User or actually being pic related. Like imagine the idea off an Uma Groyper,PF or something more henious (O9A,764)
>They're always talking about "No it's not the chestnuts, no it's not the URA, no it's not human females, ITS ACTUALLY REALLY COMPLICATED!" NO IT FUCKING ISNT!
>Umas and Human Females don´t age like wine they age like Milk
>You know what you gotta do? You gotta find your trainer when he’s a young guy, around 16 and fuck him RAW, no condom, no anticonceptive, no abortion and fuck him GOOD so he can give you 5 kids
Not every character was a stallion irl. If they have an earpiece on their right ear then their IRL counterpart was male, left ear means their IRL Counterpart is female.
This whole Groyper Special Week joke actually fits her really well because she’s also a closeted homo who hates Brown people lmaooo
One more day till I have my Golshi stronger.
